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Clips from Friends - The One After the Superbowl: Part 2 (S02E02)

"You're blowing me off for a monkey?"
Friends
"We can reschedule for Saturday."
Friends
"Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons."
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"Hey."
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"Stick a fork in me..."
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"...I am done!"
Friends
"Uh..."
Friends
"Stick a fork what?"
Friends
"Like when you're cooking a steak."
Friends
"Oh, I don't eat meat."
Friends
"How do you know vegetables are done?"
Friends
"Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell."
Friends
"Okay, then eat me, I'm done!"
Friends
"Mm."
Friends
"- I've met the perfect woman. - What?"
Friends
"We're sitting on her couch, fooling around..."
Friends
"...and then she turns to me and says:"
Friends
"Did you ever want to do it in an elevator?"
Friends
"What did you say?"
Friends
"I believe my exact words were:"
Friends
"How do you know if you wanna do that?"
Friends
"Oh, you just know."
Friends
"Oh, we gotta go. Got a reservation in 30 minutes."
Friends
"No, no, no."
Friends
"What I had planned shouldn't take more than two, three minutes, tops."
Friends
"Two hundred seconds of passion! We gotta go."
Friends
"But, um..."
Friends
"...here's an idea."
Friends
"Have you ever worn women's underwear?"
Friends
"Well, yes, actually..."
Friends
"...but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's."
Friends
"And there were three of us in there."
Friends
"I was thinking it would be, um, kind of sexy..."
Friends
"...if you wore mine tonight at dinner."
Friends
"You want me to wear your panties?"
Friends
"Could you?"
Friends
"If I was wearing your underwear..."
Friends
"...then, uh, what would you be wearing?"
Friends
"You're swell!"
Friends
"I made Marcel's favorite dish, banana cake..."
Friends
"- Ooh. ...with mealworm."
Friends
"Ah."
Friends
"- Candle. Ha, ha. - Ha, ha."
Friends
"What do you think is gonna happen here tonight?"
Friends
"Hello."
Friends
"Oh, hi, are you on your way over...?"
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"No, I understand. A monkey's gotta work."
Friends
"It's no big deal."
Friends
"It's not like I, uh, had anything special planned, you know."
Friends
"Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay, bye."
Friends
"Okay. Rachel, why don't you start talking first?"
Friends
"All right. I feel that this is totally unjustified."
Friends
"She gave me the green light, I did nothing..."
Friends
"Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?"
Friends
"Monica, if there's something you'd like to share..."
Friends
"You had no right to date him!"
Friends
"- That's the most ridiculous... - You sold me out!"
Friends
"- I did not! - You absolutely..."
Friends
"Would you let me talk!"
Friends
"Did you just flick me?"
Friends
"Well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was..."
Friends
"- Ow, that hurt! - Ow."
Friends
"Quit flicking!"
Friends
"Ow! Stop flicking!"
Friends
"You flicked me first!"
Friends
"Ow!"
Friends
"Ow!"
Friends
"Okay, no, no."
Friends
"Let's not do this!"
Friends
"- Come on. Happy thoughts. - No! No!"
Friends
"Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!"
Friends
"No! Ow! No!"
Friends
"- Oh! Oh! - Oh, God!"
Friends
"Oh! Ow!"
Friends
"Now I'm gonna kick some ass!"
Friends
"- Ow. - Ow."
Friends
"Ow, ow, ow."
Friends
"All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop."
Friends
"- Oh! You want me to stop seeing him? - Uh-huh."
Friends
"You want me to just tell him you're seeing him instead?"
Friends
"- Is that what you want? - Okay."
Friends
"Oh, that's what you want?"
Friends
"Yes."
Friends
"- Fine! - Fine!"
Friends
"There we go."
Friends
"- Ow. - Oh."
Friends
"Ha. If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches."
Friends
"Thanks for letting me tag along."
Friends
"Forget about it."
Friends
"- How you doing there, squirmy? - I'm hanging in."
Friends
"And a little out."
Friends
"So assistant to the director?"
Friends
"That's an exciting job. You must have a ton of responsibilities..."
Friends
"I don't do the casting."
Friends
"So, what are you guys gonna eat?"
Friends
"How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth..."
Friends
"...and licking you all over?"
Friends
"Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it?"
Friends
"I want you right here..."
Friends
"...right now."
Friends
"Right now, right here?"
Friends
"Don't you think we're in kind of a public place?"
Friends
"They do have the shrimp."
Friends
"- Oh. - Meet me in the bathroom."
Friends
"I'm going to the bathroom now."
Friends
"Come on."
Friends
"All right, mister."
Friends
"Let's see those panties."
Friends
"Alrighty."
Friends
"Ooh. Ooh."
Friends
"But you know what would be even sexier?"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them."
Friends
"Take your clothes off."
Friends
"But, uh, I hope you realize this means..."
Friends
"...we'll miss hearing about the specials."
Friends
"Come on, hurry!"
Friends
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