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Clips from Central Park - Garbage Ballet (S01E01)

"Stay away from the forehead."
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"If there's a rat in here, don't forget one thing."
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"-What's that? -"A good supply of body bags.""
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"-What? -It's from Rambo. Makes perfect sense."
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"Gosh. My throat's feeling a little tickly."
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"I think I have what Mom has."
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"Owen, garbage is-- I'm totally drowning in--"
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"Oh, God, I gotta go. Cole, stay home."
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"I'll check on both of you later. Molly, off to school."
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"Yep, one hug, you're infected. That's science."
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"Totally convincing."
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"-No rodents will die in this house. -Yep, great."
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"Oh. Diaper. I don't know how to stuff any more in here."
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"You guys gotta take your loads to the 62nd Street shed."
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"-Already full. -Oh, God."
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"-The dumpsters by the reservoir? -Full."
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"-The band shell? -They're calling it the "band smell.""
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"-You're a band smell! -Hey!"
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"Sorry. Sorry. Just pile these here. Go empty more cans."
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"The truck will be here soon to take this."
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"Oh, Owen, that's Rostam's truck, and he's stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway."
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"That's over an hour away. People are starting to eat lunch!"
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"-Do you know what happens after lunch? -Nap time. Dinner!"
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"Packaging. So much packaging."
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"Owen, is it bad if a busload of tourists just pulled up"
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"-and started taking pictures of the trash? -Yes."
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"So it's worse if three busloads just pulled up?"
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"Say "Bitsy." "Bitsy.""
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"Sorry to interrupt."
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"The housekeeping staff is refusing to clean"
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"any of the rooms on the seventh floor."
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"Is there a new reason, or are they using the old one?"
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"It's the old one. They say there's a gho..."
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"-Don't say it. -...st."
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"-You said it. -I'm sorry. I already started saying it."
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"It's hard to stop in the middle of a one-syllable word."
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"What's the "ghost" doing this time?"
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"The usual. Room 723, weird sounds, cold drafts, lights flicker,"
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"and one person said she heard, "Boo.""
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"This is absurd! Gather the staff. I'm putting an end to this crap."
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"Afraid of ghosts? I'll give them something to be afraid of."
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"I mean, they call you "scary old lady." They're already afraid of you."
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"But is it ever really enough?"
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"Okay, you and your lab partners have each been given a different micro-ecosystem."
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"Pond water, rotting apple, log"
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"and other items I found in my apartment's common area."
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"Your assignment is to answer the question,"
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""Is your ecosystem healthy or not healthy?""
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"I'm gonna eat these two ice cream sandwiches,"
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"and I don't want anyone to say it's not healthy."
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"Log isn't the most exciting ecosystem, but it could be worse."
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"We could've gotten Band-Aid. Molly."
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"Well, I heard that she kissed him, and then..."
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"Are you talking about the girl and the guy? And the guy almost died?"
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"-Yeah, we are. -Molly, hello?"
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"-Oh, hey, Hazel. -So, I'm your partner for the project."
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"-Right. What are we doing again? -Log."
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"So, usually in a partnership, there's a partnership."
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"-Do you know what they're talking about? -I don't know."
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"Some girl kissed a guy from another school."
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"She had peanut butter on her mouth, and it killed him over the weekend, I guess?"
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"What? People think he died? But he didn't die. Probably."
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"Not that I know anything about that at all. Just making casual conversation."
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"Sure. So can we "log in," so to speak?"
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"-Yeah. Wait. Why do we have a log? -Oh, my God."
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"Oh, no! I left human food on this rustic artisanal plate."
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"And I'm gently placing it on the floor."
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"No problem. Just gonna trigger this,"
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"which I totally know how to do without hurting myself."
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"Sneaking around in the dark"
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"I know you're there somewhere"
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"You're just like a pin stuck in my heart"
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"So, show yourself if you dare"
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"Oh, Mom"
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"Don't be cold, don't be cruel Don't you care?"
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"Gonna find 'em, gonna kill 'em Gonna find 'em, gonna kill 'em"
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"Oh, Mom"
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"That look in your eyes makes me scared"
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"Gonna find 'em, gonna kill 'em Gonna find 'em, gonna kill 'em"
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"Rats They're everywhere, but you just can't see"
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"Rats"
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"They're smart and bold Just like you and me"
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"Rats, they eat our food And they spread disease"
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"Don't kill the rat He can stay with me"
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"Mess with me, seal your destiny"
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"Rats, they love their moms And their families"
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"Rats, they're in our trash And they eat our cheese"
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"Rats, they wear fur coats Let them live here, please"
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"Don't pay the rent And the rent ain't cheap"
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"Don't kill the rat He can stay with me"
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"Rats Mom, they're such a conundrum"
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"Rats Yeah, but I'm going rogue on this one"
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"Rats Mom, they're cuddly and fun"
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"Don't kill the rat He can stay with me"
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"Mess with me and seal your destiny"
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"Rats"
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"-Oh, no. I think I'm really sick now. -What do you mean, "now"?"
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"You're delirious."
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"Oh, no, it's lunchier than usual. Damn you, beautiful day."
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"Don't take a picture of that!"
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"-How's it going, buddy? -Not great."
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"Owen? Elwood, from work."
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"Tell me the truck is back, and they're emptying those dumpsters."
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"I wish I could tell you that, but the truck is literally stuck on the FDR."
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"A tanker carrying maple syrup overturned."
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"The driver said it smells amazing, and people are licking the street."
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"Traffic is backed up for miles!"
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"Okay. We're in a doomsday situation."
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"There has to be a way to get this trash out of here."
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"That wouldn't work, would it? No, it's insane."
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"It's never been done before. But it might work."
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"Don't say another word. Sir, we need your bike!"
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"It's a Central Park emergency! How much trash can your kid hold?"
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"No, no, no. Not that. Different idea. Actually crazier."
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"We're gonna get rid of this garbage ourselves."
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"How? You don't have a trash truck."
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"-What's better than a trash truck? -I've always wondered that."
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"-A trash train. -I guess that's true."
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"Don't touch me! Don't touch me!"
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"Don't let her touch you! She burns!"
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