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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - The Circle of Driving (S01E01)

"Come on! No, no, no."
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"I talked to the guy at Sam Goody."
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"He said it was a hip track."
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"Well, did you talk to Sam Goody himself? Huh?"
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"Did you? No. you talked to a random jagoff"
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"who knows nothing about real music."
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"You weren't there, okay? The guy had an earring."
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"He had a jean jacket covered in buttons! Covered!"
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"(CHAIR SCRAPES FLOOR) Don't get your father all worked up."
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"I'm already all worked up. Honey."
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"Breathe. Calm down. Breathe, breathe. I'm breathing."
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"I'm breathing, okay? You're killing your father."
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"I hope you're having a happy birthday. (EXHALES)"
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"(HORN HONKS)"
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"BEREVRLY: Remember what Dr. Hong said. I know what Hong said!"
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"ADAM: Barry had one last visitor, my grandfather, Pops."
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"He was 80 years of pure awesome."
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"I hear someone turned 16 and could use a new car."
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"Holy crap! For me?"
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"I don't love you that much."
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"This baby's mine. You get my old one."
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"Yes! No! I didn't get a car when I turned 16."
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"What do you need a car for?"
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"With your looks, you can get a ride from any boy in town."
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"Here you go."
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"(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)"
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"ADAM: It was the moment Barry had waited for his whole life."
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"Those keys meant freedom, and no man could stop him."
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"(MUSIC WARPS TO A STOP)"
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"But my mom could."
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"Not gonna happen, dad. We've decided Barry can't drive."
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"BARRY: What? So Barry has a car and no license,"
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"and I have a license and no car."
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"That makes no sense."
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"You know what else makes no sense?"
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"Those peach wine coolers I found hiding in your closet."
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"Yeah. I'm everywhere."
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"This is the worst birthday ever!"
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"The only one who understands me is Flavor Flav."
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"Who runs like that?"
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"And what, we having a drag race? What's with the bird car?"
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"Oh, my father thinks he's Burt Reynolds."
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"The sexiest man alive? Yes, I do."
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"Hey, kiddo, pick you up after school?"
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"Um, we're going to the Y to do some water aerobics."
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"It's good for his circulation."
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"ADAM: Swimming was just our cover."
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"Pops really took me to the House of Waffles"
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"to teach me the finer things in life."
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"And you can't just go in and honk 'em."
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"It's all about the cuppage."
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"Be gentle. Those puppies are sensitive."
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"I just wanna bury my face in 'em."
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"We all do, but you gotta earn it."
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"Speaking of,"
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"where are we on Operation Waffle Girl?"
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"ADAM: Her name was Zoe Macintosh."
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"She was the complete package."
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"Beautiful, older, and her dad was our family podiatrist."
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"Okay."
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"Last week, we told her your name."
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"Let's see if it stuck."
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"Oh, Miss? Could you top me off?"
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"(LOWERED VOICE) No, no, Pops, too ballsy. Pops, stop."
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"No, no, we can't do this. I'm not ready!"
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"(DEEP VOICE) 'Sup, girl?"
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"(NORMAL VOICE) The check, please."
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"You got it, Alan."
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"Did you hear that? She just called me "Alan"!"
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"That's not your name."
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"I'll change it. I'm Alan now. Pops, you're a genius."
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"Thank you, Jedi Master."
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"(IMITATING LIGHTSABER WHOOSHING)"
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"You're not making this easy, kid."
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"Sorry."
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"(WHOOSHING)"
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"You're like my own personal Obi-Wan Kenobi,"
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"but instead of the force, you're teaching me how to get freaky."
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"Who's Oboe Cannoli?"
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"Is that Barry?"
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"Barry, what are you doing?"
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"Eating day-old doughnuts."
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"My friend Terrance, he's the manager."
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"He leaves 'em out back for me."
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"Why?"
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"It's called eating your feelings, assbag!"
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"Mom's gonna walk me to the bus till I'm 40, all right?"
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"Put down the garbage cruller."
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"I'm gonna figure out a way to get you that license and my car."
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"Come on. Really?"
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"ADAM: As we cruised in Pops' new ride, we felt like kings."
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"It didn't matter that my mom said Barry couldn't drive."
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"Our grandfather would fix that."
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"He was always cooking up a plan in that brilliant mind of his."
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"All right, Pops, you said you had a plan. Whatchu thinkin'?"
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"Uh... Uh..."
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"Pops, you okay?"
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"(TIRES SCREECH)"
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"Aah!"
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"(LOUD CLATTER)"
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"(COUGHS)"
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"(ENGINE HISSING)"
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"ADAM: Okay, his mind wasn't what it used to be,"
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"but his appetite still was."
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"So who wants nuggets?"
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"ADAM: Pops was booked with reckless endangerment,"
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"and we were all thrown behind bars..."
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"That is until our mom arrived."
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"Are you proud of yourself?"
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"Locking up an old man and two little boys?"
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"ADAM: God help the poor soul who tried to push us around."
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"That... Was her job."
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"Memorize this face, because it is gonna haunt your dreams, sir."
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"It is gonna haunt your (BLEEP) dreams!"
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"Are you guys okay?"
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"No, I'm not okay! Barry took a dump in front of us!"
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"I had to go!"
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"It was bad."
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"I'm telling you, it wasn't my fault."
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"ADAM: The next morning, mom lowered the boom and took Pops' keys."
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