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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Daddy's Truck (S01E01)

"Oh, Jesus."
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"[woman] Yelp says you don't close until eleven."
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"-So does your voicemail. -Goddamn it."
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"Visors on, let's go."
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"[rock music]"
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"Hey."
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"Come on."
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"And put that hair in a bun or somethin'. Fix it up."
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"[Blair] You sound like my mom."
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"[country western music playing]"
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"["Closer" playing over country western music]"
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"♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪"
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"♪ You get me closer to God ♪"
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"[Strawberry Wine" playing]"
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"What..."
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"What's that for?"
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"Uh..."
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"Uh, wait, wait, wait, Sterling, um..."
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"My virginity is a gift that I want to give to my future wife,"
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"and I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift to your future husband,"
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"so even though I'm feeling very, um..."
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"Horny?"
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"Tempted."
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"Even though I'm feeling very tempted, um..."
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"I think we should pray..."
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"for restraint."
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"Okay?"
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"All right."
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"Dear Lord, please take away"
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"Satan's wicked temptation."
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"You are good and gracious,"
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"and we strive to be good and gracious"
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"in the face of the--"
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"the devil."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"John 3:16: "God so loved the world"
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"that He gave His one and only son"
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"that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish"
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"but have eternal life.""
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"Wait... uh, what?"
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"Whoever believes in Him will have eternal life."
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"You believe in Jesus, don't you?"
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"Of course."
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"Well, then you shall have eternal life."
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"Mm... Oh..."
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"Wow. [chuckles]"
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""The Lord is my shepherd."
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"I shall not be in want.""
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"[exhales deeply]"
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""I shall not be in want.""
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"[condom wrapper tears]"
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"Oh, man. I really love you. [chuckles]"
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"First Peter 4:8..."
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"Hm."
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""And above all, love each other... deeply"
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"because love covers..."
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"-[groans ecstatically] -...a multitude... of... sin...""
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"[both groan ecstatically]"
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"-["Closer" continues playing] -[both groan]"
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"[moans]"
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"[giggles]"
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"What did you think?"
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"-I thought it was really dope. -Mm-hm."
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"Yeah, that was-- that was super dope."
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"What was your favorite part?"
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"I guess, the end?"
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"Yeah, that twisty thing, where I added the second hand?"
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"That's a new move. Uh..."
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"You experienced my world premiere."
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"[chuckles] I was just meaning, like, at the end where I..."
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"Oh, r..."
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"-Right. Right, right. -Yeah, yeah."
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"Um..."
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"Did it feel better than when you do it with your own hand?"
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"I mean, like... no..."
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"but it's still, like, a lot cooler"
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"because you got tits..."
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"-[chuckles] -...and stuff like that, you know?"
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"Thank you. That's so helpful."
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"-[boy] No, you will... -[girl] You want to try and win?"
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"-I don't think you need to cheat-- -[boy] Okay. Let's see."
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"[girl] Go ahead."
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"-[boy] Give me that thumb. Give it to me. -[girl] Take it."
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"Oh. 'Sup, guys."
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"Nothing much."
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"-All right. I'm out of here. -Bye, dude."
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"Have a good night."
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"Good night, guys."
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"See ya."
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"-Bye, Luke. -Later, man."
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"-[boy] Bye! -[Luke clears his throat]"
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"I know this goes without saying,"
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"-but let's keep this private. -[car door shuts]"
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"Sterling, are you sure we feel okay about this?"
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"-We sinned against God. -[car engine starts]"
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"But we love each other, and love covers over a multitude of sins."
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"[car drives away]"
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"I really do love you."
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"And I really, really love you..."
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"-And your penis. -What?"
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"Sterling."
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"[girl] I think I like Jennings."
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"I know, shocker. The slutty twin actually having feelings for somebody,"
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"but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy"
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"-is definitely a record for me. -[pop music playing]"
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"And I've been thinking,"
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"maybe this is the year I-- I-- I do it."
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"I stop being the "everything but" slut and seal the deal."
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"I've done my research,"
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"and it's probably going to hurt the first time,"
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"but with patience and a shit ton of coconut oil..."
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"Nature's lube, you need to know that."
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"...it's gonna get awesome."
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"I think I'm finally ready to bone, Sterl."
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"Okay. Jeez, Virgin Mary."
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"You have nothing to say?"
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"Um..."
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"Actually, technically, you can't call me that anymore,"
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