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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...cheated (S03E03)

"And I had to make what little we did have stretch a long way."
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"Why do you think I save all this stuff?"
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"Pati, I had no idea."
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"But it does give a whole new meaning to this shoebox filled with loose sporks."
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"Kanna, this is what scares me about Manish."
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"That you will have to be a parent to him, like I was to my husband."
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"I look at Manish with his high-top sneakers"
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"and sparkly men's earrings,"
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"and I don't see a grown-up."
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"I don't see someone who can make sacrifices"
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"for you and your family."
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"Pati, I know you're trying to protect me."
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"But Manish is not Tata."
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"And one day, I hope he'll get to prove that to you."
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"And that's time. Let's move on to closing statements."
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"Hartman Hill, you're up first."
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"Our planet becomes less habitable by the day,"
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"so private space exploration is imperative to human survival."
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"As a local venture capitalist stated in a recent LA Times op-ed,"
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""It is our sacrosanct duty…""
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"[laughs] He said stank doodie."
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"Eric, go to detention!"
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"[McEnroe] Wait, Eric was right."
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"Not about the stank part."
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"Des did say "sacrosanct duty.""
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"Why did that phrase sound so familiar?"
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""It is our sacrosanct duty as private companies"
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"to ensure the future of our species.""
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""So those beautiful twinkling lights in the sky"
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"can still represent hope.""
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"-Thank you. -[all applauding]"
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"Sherman Oaks, you're up."
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"Before I begin, what was the name"
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"of the venture capitalist who wrote that op-ed?"
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"Oh, uh, yeah, Peter Flume."
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"-Hell yeah. I need the Tootler. -What?"
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"[Devi] The Sherman Oaks Tootler."
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"-I wrapped my sandwich in it. -Oh my God."
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"I'd like to introduce into evidence"
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"the December 9th edition of the Sherman Oaks Tootler."
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"Turns out your boy is a resident of Sherman Oaks,"
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"and his mansion's pervy Christmas display"
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"was so big that it cut power to a local hospital."
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"[students murmuring]"
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"[Devi] My fellow humans, guys like this don't care about anyone else."
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"Privatization makes the world a crappier, more unjust place."
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"[scoffs] No matter if it's in space exploration or in education."
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"[all applauding]"
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"Let's go!"
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"Okay. It's unanimous."
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"With that closing statement, Sherman Oaks is the winner."
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"-Yes! -[all cheering]"
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"-[student] Way to go! -[all applauding]"
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"And, Ms. Vishwakumar, if you could just hang back for a second."
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"Mmm."
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"Amazing job, babe. You looked like you could have subbed in at any moment."
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"Well, I'm glad I didn't. I hate public speaking."
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"I don't know why I signed up for debate. [laughs]"
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"Oh! Ahh! My incisors."
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"Damn. What's going on with us? Why are we so awkward?"
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"I don't know. I really like you."
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"I really like you too."
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"I think it's probably always weird when you go from friends to girlfriends."
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"But we'll get there."
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"Yeah, in… in no time, we're going to be PDAing so hard,"
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"people will be like, "Get a room.""
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"[both laugh]"
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"Congrats on the win."
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"Hey, look what I found in the trash."
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"Hartman Hill's missing binder. It's weird, huh?"
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"[scoffs] Super weird."
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"Why'd they throw it away?"
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"You know what, rich people just don't value property"
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"the same way you and I do--"
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"Devi, stop it. I know you cheated."
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"And the sad thing is, you didn't even have to."
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"Uh-- I did it in the name of justice. Did you not see their paralegals?"
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"I'm basically Jean Valjean."
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"Yeah, well, then I'm a better singing Russell Crowe"
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"because now I gotta take you to prison,"
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"aka your house, aka the place where everyone hates me already."
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"So this is just fantastic. Get your bag. Let's go."
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"So, what are your plans after graduation?"
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"Oh, um, I hadn't really thought about it."
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"I bet there'll be, like, a graduation party that night,"
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"so I'll probably go to that."
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"I meant, like, do you want to go to college--"
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"Quiet on set, people!"
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"Eleanor and I have come to a compromise,"
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"which is that we think Eleanor's way is best."
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"All right, babe. Lights, camera, cell phone."
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"I'm Eleanor Wong. I'm 5'5", and this is Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers."
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"Look, baby."
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"We gotta start thinking like these Wall Street guys."
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"You see what they did to this country?"
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"They stole from everybody."
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"Hardworking people lost everything."
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"You ever think about when they come into the club?"
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"That's stolen money."
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"Eff these guys."
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"[cinematic music playing]"
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"Cut!"
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"-[clapping, laughing] -[Eleanor squeals, laughs]"
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"You killed it, babe! These agents are gonna sign the shit out of you."
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"And I can't believe you used my mom's stripper pole."
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"It was perfect. Thank you for pushing me."
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"You make me better."
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"You make me better."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"[knocking on door]"
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"-[Nirmala] Hold on. -[Devi] Seriously?"
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"Oh boy."
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"Manish? What a pleasant surprise you did not clear with me beforehand."
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"Yeah. Hello, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. I'll just cut to the chase."
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"I caught Devi cheating in the debate tournament today."
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"I'm… I'm sorry. She did what?"
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"Oh, that is serious."
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"It seems like it's a family moment. I'll just go back into the garage."
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"Devi, how could you?"
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"So, what does this mean? Is she suspended again?"
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