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Clips from Lucifer - Somebody's Been Reading Dante's Inferno (S04E04)

"Guess where I found it."
Lucifer
"Well, if it keeps you safe from elimination, I'd say tucked right up in..."
Lucifer
"Melinda's pocket!"
Lucifer
"Isn't that crazy?"
Lucifer
"[Ella sighs] Right, okay, let me catch you up."
Lucifer
"So..."
Lucifer
"Previously on The Cabin,"
Lucifer
"Judd the Jock had just found the totem, which was buried under the tree."
Lucifer
"So here he is just hours before Melinda got killed."
Lucifer
"So, how did Melinda get it?"
Lucifer
"She stole it."
Lucifer
"That's how."
Lucifer
"Wait, so he killed her just to get it back?"
Lucifer
"I mean, that's extreme."
Lucifer
"Well, speaking of extreme, ever heard of extreme dates?"
Lucifer
"Swimming with sharks? Jelly wrestling. That's always a good ice breaker."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, later..."
Lucifer
"So, did Judd do anything on the show to suggest that he's violent?"
Lucifer
"Well, Judd is the total villain of the season."
Lucifer
"And Melinda's biggest rival."
Lucifer
"Check it out."
Lucifer
"Hey, Melinda. This is for trying to vote me off last night, biatch."
Lucifer
"Hmm. Well, that's enough. You can pause it."
Lucifer
"All right, well, he's clearly guilty. Let's go arrest him."
Lucifer
"Uh, arrest him? You mean question him?"
Lucifer
"No, you said it, he's the villain."
Lucifer
"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably murders like a duck."
Lucifer
"Oh, good idea. Duck."
Lucifer
"- [laughs] - Let's go get him."
Lucifer
"Have you ever been to the Mistral? They do a wonderful duck a l'orange."
Lucifer
"[Chloe] All right, Judd. Why don't you put down the axe?"
Lucifer
"- What's up? - You're a killer."
Lucifer
"That's what's up."
Lucifer
"Er... yes, well, we know that you found the totem, Judd,"
Lucifer
"and we believe that Melinda stole it from you,"
Lucifer
"so perhaps you found out and had a bit of a tiff."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"You guys are high."
Lucifer
"I wish."
Lucifer
"Why don't you just confess and get it over with?"
Lucifer
"Or if you have an alibi or something, now would be the time to fill us in."
Lucifer
"We know that you have a history of violence with Melinda. We've..."
Lucifer
"Yeah, I hated her."
Lucifer
"Didn't know she stole the totem, though."
Lucifer
"But if it was her..."
Lucifer
"I guess karma's a bitch."
Lucifer
"If that's not a confession, I don't know what is."
Lucifer
"No, no. Sorry."
Lucifer
"Just excuse us for one moment."
Lucifer
"Detective... Don't you think we should get..."
Lucifer
"What's that thing you're always on about... oh, yes, proof, before we arrest somebody?"
Lucifer
"- [clattering] - [Chloe] Hey!"
Lucifer
"Hey. What are you doing?"
Lucifer
"Uh, changing a battery."
Lucifer
"This is an active murder investigation."
Lucifer
"I'm sorry, my boss talked to your boss,"
Lucifer
"and until you guys have a firm suspect, show goes on."
Lucifer
"Okay, listen. Back off!"
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"Excuse me. So!"
Lucifer
"Where were we?"
Lucifer
"Hey."
Lucifer
"Look, I'm sorry for the asshole act. It's just for the cameras."
Lucifer
"What do you mean, an act?"
Lucifer
"It's the best way to win the cash."
Lucifer
"I've studied every season of The Cabin."
Lucifer
"Sixty-two percent of the time, the villain wins."
Lucifer
"So play the odds. That's the role I'm playing."
Lucifer
"Do you have an alibi?"
Lucifer
"I was asleep in the cabin with the rest of the players."
Lucifer
"They'll vouch for me."
Lucifer
"Okay. Do you know if any of them have a grudge against Melinda?"
Lucifer
"All of them."
Lucifer
"I mean, it's a competition."
Lucifer
"And Melinda was the most competitive in the game."
Lucifer
"I mean, she acted all sweet and innocent, but..."
Lucifer
"that woman was crafty."
Lucifer
"I even heard she had some secret alliance going on."
Lucifer
"I'm telling you, ma'am..."
Lucifer
"nobody is what they seem to be around here."
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"Thank you. [clears throat]"
Lucifer
"Okay, well, now we have to talk to everybody."
Lucifer
"Yes. Well, at least we have our date to look forward to once we're done."
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"♪ Well, I just got the news ♪"
Lucifer
"♪ And I don't know what to do... ♪"
Lucifer
"[Linda] If you didn't come to spar, why did you invite me here?"
Lucifer
"Oh, wait. Are you going to teach me how to throw knives?"
Lucifer
"- No. - Huh!"
Lucifer
"We're here because I don't feel welcome at the apartment."
Lucifer
"Chloe thinks I'm gonna eat Trixie or something."
Lucifer
"Chloe just needs time to adjust."
Lucifer
"[grunts] Yeah."
Lucifer
"I didn't react well either when I first found out, remember?"
Lucifer
"[grunts] Okay!"
Lucifer
"But now, look at me, I'm fine."
Lucifer
"[grunts]"
Lucifer
"[Linda] In fact, better than ever."
Lucifer
"Bottom line..."
Lucifer
"don't take things personally. Okay."
Lucifer
"Knowing that Heaven and Hell, angels and demons exist, I mean..."
Lucifer
"it's..."
Lucifer
"pretty scary stuff when you think about it."
Lucifer
"So that's why you've gone full Tyson?"
Lucifer
"The Goddess of Creation burns your face once and you freak out."
Lucifer
"[panting] No. No. I mean, well..."
Lucifer
"Pierce, I mean Cain, did threaten to send his thugs to murder me too,"
Lucifer
"but, you know, who's counting?"
Lucifer
"[Linda hyperventilates]"
Lucifer
"Okay, champ."
Lucifer
"Let's take a break. We've been at this for hours."
Lucifer
"Oh, come on."
Lucifer
"I'm fine."
Lucifer
"I've got tons of energy."
Lucifer
"Must be all the turmeric that I keep putting in all those smoothies."
Lucifer
"Ah... [thuds]"
Lucifer
"Linda!"
Lucifer
"Okay, listen to me."
Lucifer
"This is your chance to come clean."
Lucifer
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