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Clips from Nine Months

"All right, madam. If you would take off your clothes"
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"and get undressed, we will begin, okay?"
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"You may stay in the room, sir, if you like."
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"That's fine, I'll wait in..."
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"Don't you dare leave me alone with him."
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"- I'll stay. I'd like to stay. - Very good."
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"Okay. Let me get it ready for you."
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"Okay. I think we've worked out all the insects."
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"Giddyup."
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"Run."
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"- That lunatic is not delivering me. - That's fine, he won't."
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"He's just a replacement. Dr. Green will be the..."
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"Let me help you, honey. Just be gentle!"
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"Honey, listen. I'm just thinking, about the baby..."
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"let's just keep it to ourselves, huh?"
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"Yeah, all right."
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"Talking about it before the third month is bad luck anyway, right?"
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"- I think so. - Yeah."
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"- Marty! Look who's here. - Hey, look who's here!"
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"- Hey, guys! What the hell? - Hi."
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"- Good to see you. How you doing? - Fine."
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"- Wow! When are you due? - Yeah."
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"- Oh, I'm not pregnant. - You're not pregnant?"
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"- No. - Yeah, right."
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"Huh. What are you doing on the maternity floor?"
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"Are we on the maternity floor? Good grief, we're completely lost."
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"Poor old Bec. She just had some bad Chinese."
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"Last night."
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"We're here to see the gastrointestinal specialist."
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"- What's his name? - His name?"
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"Yeah, if you tell me his name, I could tell you what floor he's on."
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"That's right. She volunteers here. I've sold cars to almost every doctor."
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"I don't want to brag. What's his name?"
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"- Bec, what's his name? - It's "Doctor" something, isn't it?"
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"- It's Doctor... - This is ridiculous."
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"Excuse me."
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"Oh, gosh, thanks. I didn't even realize I'd left it."
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"Thank you very much."
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"You have a small pussy."
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"- What? - I found the little hairs on the bag."
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"- What? - You know, the koska."
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"You know, the... (meows)"
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"- Oh, cat! - Yes, we have a cat."
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"- Well, you must get rid of it. - What?"
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"Well, the cats, they spread the disease."
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"Oh yeah, yeah, with the small worms."
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"- Small worms, yeah, in the... - In the poop."
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"- Toxoplasmosis. - Toxoplasmosis. Thank you."
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"Thank you both very much, but Skippy is old and clean."
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"I don't think there'll be a problem in that direction."
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"Okay, well, it is your choice."
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"The cat or the baby."
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"Sorry to bring you that news."
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"- Baby. - Congratulations, guys."
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"- It's so exciting! - All right. Congratulations."
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"- Thank you. Thanks very much. - Wow. That's great."
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"- Hey, buddy. - I'm sorry."
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"That's all right, man. I've been lied to before."
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"You're pretty good at it, though."
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"We could use a man like you down at the car lot."
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"- Gail: Well, it's so exciting. - Marty: We're happy for you."
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"- How are you feeling? - I'm okay. I've been a little tired."
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"Everybody gets tired, you know?"
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"It's just that the whole thing is just such a life-changing event."
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"- I'll give you my number. Call me. - I'd like that."
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"We can go baby shopping. Have lunch."
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"You've got to get that book "What to Expect When You're Expecting.""
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"We got some great videos you can watch,"
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"because we filmed every one of her births."
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"You've got to film your first one, 'cause that's the best, it's the bloodiest."
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"Blood everywhere, things are shooting in and out,"
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"people are screaming, stuff's getting torn apart"
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"- and sewn back together. - Oh, honey."
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"It's like a really good World War II movie."
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"- Let me give you my number. - Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"- So you gonna keep the car? - Yeah, it's fine now, thanks."
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"Cost a bit of money, but it's only three months old."
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"- But it only seats two people. - It always did."
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"Right, but you're gonna have a baby now,"
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"so you're gonna need something bigger."
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"Yeah, you could never fit a car seat in there."
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"- You don't even have seat belts. - I don't even know where the trunk is."
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"Listen, stop down by the lot. I'll make you a good deal."
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"- All right? - Great."
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"- Honey, we gotta go. - Okay."
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"Bad Chinese. Buddy!"
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"(laughing)"
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"Come on, baby! Let's roll!"
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"- See you guys! - Okay."
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"I hate him. I loathe him. I detest him."
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"You know, he just tried to sell me a new car. Can you believe that?"
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"- Tacky or what? - Yeah, but he's right."
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"We're gonna need something bigger, something with four seats."
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"But, hon, you know how much I love my car."
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"And I've worked pretty hard for it."
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"Well, what do you suggest we do?"
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"Tie the baby to the hood like a deer?"
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"Well, no, but maybe you could get your own car."
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"On my salary? Come on."
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"Well, put it this way: I'm not getting rid of the car. Simple as that."
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"What about the cat?"
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"Huh?"
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"You believe Dr. Zhivago in there?"
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"- The monkey doctor? - He's right about the cat."
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"I've read about it. Cats can be dangerous for a baby."
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"Not only can they give a baby toxoplasmosis,"
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"but they can suffocate the baby, they could claw the baby."
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"Skippy is 16 years old. He can barely move."
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"He's half blind. He hasn't got the strength to suffocate anyone."
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"What about hygiene? You know, in the kitchen."
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"You get cat hair on a baby bottle, a cat can lick a baby's dish,"
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"- you get cat saliva everywhere. - Now just wait."
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"You said that this baby wouldn't change our life!"
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"Now suddenly I have to sell the car I love,"
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"I have to get rid of the cat I've had for 16 years."
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"I mean, this is the second month"
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"and our lives are practically unrecognizable!"
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"(baby giggles)"
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"I really appreciate your asking us to come along."
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"I'm kind of hoping that this will get Samuel excited about having a baby."
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