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Clips from The Limey

"How are you so lucky, Terry?"
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"I learned how to skate as a little boy."
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"Well, you know..."
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"Half a dozen interventions if a person won't face up to it."
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"I guess not."
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"People in this industry are taken down by doing too many..."
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"...many..."
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"...drugs."
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"Straight rotation, no bullshit, call your shots."
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"- Scratch the eight, you lose. - That's good."
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"- Let me break, right? - Yeah, break 'em up."
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"- He broke last time. - What did you say?"
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"I said he broke last time."
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"So what. Look at him. He loves to break."
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"Look, he's all excited."
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"I don't give a shit if he likes to break, it's my break."
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"I won the break."
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"- I won the break! - What's the fuck is that?"
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"- Are these your quarters there? - Yeah."
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"- What's he doin'? - I dunno."
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"Go and fuck yourself, and take Mr Goodwrench with you."
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"Blow it out your arse, but my dick's in the way."
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"Did I cross the line?"
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"Does that mean you forfeit?"
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"- Just wanted to play a game. - Stacy!"
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"Come over here."
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"How's it going, kid?"
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"Not bad."
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"- Could you kill someone for me? - OK."
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"Same as last time. The rest after."
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"Where do we go?"
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"When you find the guy you'll know."
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"I just do it. I don't organise it."
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"I'll point you there, but you take it to the end zone."
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"A hit-and-run gunman."
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"I figure he's not cruisin' the polo lounge."
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"This is unprofessional, man."
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"Well, you see a successful man like me has limitations."
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"I lose touch with the street. I depend on smart boys like you."
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"You're closer to the nitty gritty..."
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"Fuck you, mister, all right?"
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"This is a lifestyle I embrace."
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"So you take care of this."
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"You see, I'm the one with appearances to maintain."
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"But who gives a shit about you?"
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"Not even God."
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"Get it done."
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"Get a tie."
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"- How much? - Five grand."
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"- Hey! - Got half in my pocket."
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"- Making trouble for someone? - Yup."
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"- Which kind? - The forever kind."
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"Maybe she doesn't know the English dude."
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"Avery said she knew the guy's daughter."
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"That don't mean nothin'."
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"- She's nice lookin'. - So what?"
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"I just said she's nice lookin'."
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"I said, "So what?" Think she's any happier?"
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"- What do you mean? - Happier than other assholes."
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"I dunno, I never met her."
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"Why don't they make shows about people's daily lives"
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"you'd be interested in watching,"
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"like sick old man or skinny little weakling, or big fat guy?"
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"I'd watch a show called 'Big Fat Guy'."
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"Extras, excuse me, 'background artists'."
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""Hey, Mom and Dad. How's it goin'? Yeah, Hollywood's great.""
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""Yes, still a loser.""
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"I wonder what it's like to have tits."
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"Are you gay enough, or what? "Hello, Studio City." Fag."
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"Look at this guy. Yeah, they need that right away."
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"What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?"
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"Einstein's cock."
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"That kid's cute, though."
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"Know what I mean? She's a little young, but..."
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"You wanna run with me now?"
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"Did you forget your words?"
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"Step aside, ma'am."
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"Come with us."
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"Wasn't half crowded in that car, wasn't it?"
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"Drug enforcement?"
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"Huh! Narcs?"
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"God!"
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"I don't suppose you'd prefer a steady income?"
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"I've got a steady income."
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"I'm on the dole."
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"A leech on the welfare state in addition."
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"You don't miss a trick."
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"Just a fiddle."
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"They got me down as an immigrant with five kids."
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"Huh, yeah. Jenny spoke fondly of her imaginary siblings."
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"Do you even remember the last time you saw her?"
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"I remember every time I saw her."
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"I watched her grow up."
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"In increments."
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"She told me you were a ghost in her life."
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"Daddy, the friendly ghost."
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"Well, she twigged by the time she was eight or nine"
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"I wasn't in the Royal Marines"
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"or playing lago in a world tour of Othello."
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"She was always threatening me."
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"Can you imagine?"
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""If you're naughty, Dad,"
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"I'll put the law on yer, promise.""
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"She didn't want me inside again, see?"
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"And if she got wind that I was planning something,"
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""I'll shop yer, Dad. I promise, I'll shop yer.""
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"I can see her on the phone."
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""Look, Dad. I'm calling the Old Bill right now.""
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"It became a sort of joke between us,"
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"only it wasn't really."
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"She never would've turned you in."
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"Not in a million years."
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"Oh, I know that."
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"But as time went on,"
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"when, in ever decreasing circles, the joke wore off."
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"She had a feeling 'bout this last job."
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"How long I'd get banged up for."
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"Said she wouldn't be around this time"
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"when I got out."
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"And she wasn't."
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