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Clips from Thunder Force

"It's a great smell."
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"I look at you and I just think somewhere inside those kind of yoked, strong…"
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"glistening shells,"
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"is the heart of a really good man-crab."
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"How about a toast, huh? To me, right?"
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"- To you. - Come here."
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"- It's... - Hang on one sec."
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"- Can I get you a little... - No, I'm not a child."
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"Sometimes I do need to drink it like it's cocoa."
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"- Yep. Me too. - They're super powerful. But let's try it."
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"Cheers to me, huh?"
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"- [shattering] - Oh."
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"[patrons murmur]"
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"Son of a bitch! [loudly] God damn it!"
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"Oh, don't be rude. Eat your dinner. Thank you."
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"[Lydia] Show's over."
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"I keep thinking I've got a handle on it."
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"I should stick with shot glasses and things get easier for me."
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"- Thank you. - Thanks for that."
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"You got a… a weak glass there."
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"Hey, there. Thank you, Carl. We'll clean that right up."
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"Happens all the time. Any decisions on food?"
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"- Well... - If you're looking for suggestions,"
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"my favorite appetizer to share, personally, is the petite seafood tower."
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"It has everything."
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"Has crab claws, Dungeness crab, snow crab, tiger prawns..."
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"I didn't know we were getting food and entertainment."
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"- It is fun! - Jimmy Jokes."
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"Hey, are you pitching the tower, the seafood tower to a half-crab?"
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"- Jesus. - Recommending that to me, huh? [laughs]"
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"- That takes a lot of stones. - What is this, the cannibal table?"
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"You gonna offer me a 32-year-old woman named Lydia?"
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"Because I'm 32."
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"I believe it and I won't offer you that. I'll be sensible next time."
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"Connect with your guests better."
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"I am so sorry, sir. I didn't see your pincers."
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"[The Crab] I apologize for raising my voice,"
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"but I got bit on the ball bag by a radioactive crab,"
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"and I used to love shellfish."
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"So, my fuse is a little short. This is a trigger environment for me."
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"- I understand. - Okay."
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"I'm gonna need a minute. Why don't you take off?"
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"No problem."
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"- They're just jealous. - 'Cause of who I'm sitting with maybe."
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"Anything on that menu look good?"
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"I was thinking about chicken,"
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"but I was afraid you might be half-chicken."
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"Ha. No, no. Just crab and man."
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"A lot of man. I was gonna order the chicken too,"
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"but unfortunately, I like my chicken the way you get it in the crab traps,"
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"- and that's raw. - [gasps]"
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"[romantic music plays]"
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"- What happened? - I just got…"
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"Do you like raw chicken, too?"
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"Ever since…"
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"kind of what I've gone through,"
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"physically, I've had a kind of insatiable…"
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"craving for raw chicken myself."
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"Come here."
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"["Voyage to Atlantis" by the Isley Brothers plays]"
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"So, you tracked me down, you know?"
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"What do you wanna know?"
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"I just need to know whose side you're on."
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"♪ Can I go on my way without you? ♪"
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"Uh-oh."
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"What are you doin'?"
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"I'm just butterin' your knuckle."
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"[song fades away]"
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"I know things are weird between us because we had harsh words."
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"Yes, because I threw the city bus even though you said, "Do not.""
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"And it didn't make it any better than whatever the city bus thing did."
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"It's gonna cost a million dollars and I wish I'd stop talking."
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"I'm like, worse than Tom in accounting who's like, "My ledger.""
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"He always smells like old lady liniment or like an old lady chafing"
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"and now I'm almost worse than Tom, if that's possible."
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"- Tom, I'm gonna have to call you back. - [Tom] No problem."
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"Tom, just ki... Gotcha! April Fools."
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"- Just not in April. [laughs] Is he gone? - He's gone."
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"[groans]"
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"It's, uh, so much more money than a million bucks."
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"- More? - It's okay. I'm gonna cover it."
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"And no one was hurt. Somehow."
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"Yeah."
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"I heard you were on a date."
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"It was really more of a fact-finding mission."
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"I… I found out what The King is up to."
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"And that little party he's throwing, it's just like a group funeral."
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"He's gonna take those people that didn't vote for him,"
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"put 'em in a building, blow it to smithereens."
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"- How did you get this information? - Hmm?"
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"Who told you?"
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"The King's lost it since the election. I'm gonna get out of the game."
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"[spluttering] Who... Who told you? What?"
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"What happened to your buttons?"
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"[buttons popping]"
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"Ooh, that's a great start. Yep. Ooh."
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"The Crab?"
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"You're saying it negatively."
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"The Crab? Oh my... The Crab?"
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"- Now, I... - I knew you were lookin' at him weird."
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"Don't point at me! Don't point at me! Don't judge-y point at me."
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"Did you get surf and turfed?"
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"[gasps]"
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"Surf and turf is not a thing. But I did."
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"What did I find?"
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"What is that? Did you take that from the restaurant, you little outlaw?"
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"Of course not. I always keep an Old Bay in my bra."
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"You never know when you have to season something tasty."
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"That's tender. Don't forget Mr. Right."
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"- I couldn't forget about him. Believe it. - Powder, Mommy."
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"I'm gonna throw you in that hot tub and have myself a low-country boil!"
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"He was... Don't."
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"He was, you know, very charming."
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"And he's very good with his…"
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"- [Emily laughing] - [Lydia clicking tongue]"
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"Honey! He's a crab!"
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"I know, but I love crab."
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"I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I really think we can trust him."
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"I don't know we should be getting info from a Miscreant."
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"Well, he's Half-creant."
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