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Clips from The AristoCats

"I've asked you to come here on a very important legal matter."
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"Oh? Oh!"
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"Splendid, splendid."
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"Who do you want me to sue, eh? [laughing]"
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"[Madame] Come now, Georges. I don't wish you to sue anyone."
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"I simply want to make my will."
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"Will, eh? Will, will..."
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"[pen squeaking]"
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"Now, then, who are the beneficiaries?"
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"[Madame] Well, as you know, I have no living relatives."
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"[voice heard through pipe] Naturally, I want my beloved cats"
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"to be always well-cared for."
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"Certainly, no one can do this better than my faithful servant, Edgar."
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"[Georges] Edgar?"
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"Adelaide, you mean to say you're leaving your vast fortune to Edgar?"
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"Everything you possess? Stocks and bonds?"
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"This mansion? Your country chateau?"
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"Your treasures, jewels, and...?"
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"[Madame] Oh, no, no, Georges."
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"- To my cats. - [Georges] To your cats?"
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"[wheezing] Cats?"
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"[Madame] Yes, Georges."
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"I simply wish to have the cats inherit first."
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"Then, at the end of their lifespan, my entire estate will revert to Edgar."
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"[wheezing] Cats inherit first?"
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"And I come after the cats."
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"I, me, after..."
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"It's... it's not fair."
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"Whoo! I mean, whoo."
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"Each cat will live about 12 years."
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"I can't wait... And each cat has nine lives."
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"That's four times 12..."
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"Multiply by nine times..."
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"No, it's less than that. Anyway, it's much longer than I'd ever live."
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"I'll be gone."
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"No."
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"Oh, no. They'll be gone."
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"I'll think of a way."
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"Oh... there are a million reasons why I should."
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"All of 'em dollars."
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"Millions."
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"- Those cats have got to go. - [ripping]"
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"Wait for me, wait for me!"
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"[Marie] Me first, me first. Whoo."
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"Why should you be first?"
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"Because I'm a lady, that's why."
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"Ha-ha. You're not a lady."
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"You're nothin' but a sister."
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"Oh!"
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"I'll show you if I'm a lady or not."
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"[kittens giggling]"
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"- You're tickling. - Get her, Berlioz, get her."
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"[giggling continues]"
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"Fight fair, Marie."
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"Females never fight fair."
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"Ow! Now, that hurt."
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"Mama! Mama!"
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"Marie, darling, Marie, you must stop that."
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"This, this is really not ladylike."
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"And Berlioz?"
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"Such behaviour is most unbecoming to a lovely gentleman."
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"Well, she started it."
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"Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."
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"[Duchess] Berlioz."
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"Now, don't be rude."
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"We were just practising biting and clawing."
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"Aristocrats do not practise biting and clawing"
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"and things like that. That's just horrible."
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"But someday we might meet a tough alley cat."
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"[meows loudly]"
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"[hissing]"
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"[Duchess chuckles]"
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"That will do."
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"It's time we concerned ourself with self-improvement."
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"You want to grow up to be lovely charming ladies and gentlemens."
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"Now, Toulouse, you go and start on with your painting."
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"Yes, Mama."
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"[hissing]"
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"[Marie] Mama, may we watch Toulouse paint before we start our music lesson?"
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"Please?"
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"[Duchess] Well, yes, my love, but..."
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"- [Toulouse] Whoops. - ...you must be very quiet."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Mm-hm. Mm-mm-hm."
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"Uh-huh."
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"[sniffles]"
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"Yeah."
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"[Marie laughs] It's Edgar."
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"[Berlioz] Yeah, old pickle-puss Edgar."
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"[giggling] "Old pickle-puss"? Now, now."
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"Berlioz, that is not kind."
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"You know Edgar is so fond of all of us"
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"and takes very good care of us."
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"[tune of "Rock-a-Bye Baby"] ♪ Rock-a-bye, kitties"
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"♪ Bye-bye you go"
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"♪ La la la la"
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"♪ And I'm in the dough"
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"Oh, Edgar, you sly old fox."
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"[humming tune of "Rock-a-Bye Baby"]"
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"Oops. Oh, dear."
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"Slip of the hand and it's off to dreamland."
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"I say, that's not at all bad."
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"Slip of the hand... dreamland. [chuckles]"
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"Let's leave Toulouse to his painting."
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"Now, dear, you go to the piano. Now, run along."
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"Both of you, go ahead."
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"Yes, Mama."
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"[Duchess] It's time to practise your scales and your arpeggios."
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"Ouch!"
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"[piano keys sound]"
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"[cracking knuckles]"
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"I'm ready, maestro."
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"- [plays discordant scale] - Ooh!"
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"Mama, he did it again."
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"- Tattletale. - Now, Berlioz."
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"Now, please, darling, settle down and play me your pretty little song."
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"Yes, Mama."
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"♪ Do mi so do Do so mi do"
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"♪ Every truly cultured"
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"♪ Music student knows"
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