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Clips from Cat in the Hat

"It was my pleasure, Sally."
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"Anything for my little princess."
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"I don't wanna be a princess."
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"In a constitutional monarchy,"
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"parliament has all the real power."
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"I see. Okay, that's great."
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"Look, pal, be a sport."
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"Why don't you go tidy up the living room."
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"Okay, dude?"
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"I don't have to listen to you, Larry."
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"Conrad, do what Lawrence says."
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"Have you given some thought about the Wilhelm Academy?"
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"You mean the Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy for Troubled Youth?"
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"That's the one, Joan."
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"I'm not sure it's right for Conrad."
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"Oh, Joan, Joan."
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"Joan, Joan, Joan."
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"I have so much respect for you, Joan."
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"Single mother, career woman, raising two children on your own,"
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"and still finding time to be the best darned real estate agent in town."
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"I know how hard it is, Joan."
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"It is hard."
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"I know."
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"And I know how hard you're trying."
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"This is a once-in-a- lifetime proposition,"
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"and you must act now."
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"The Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy for Troubled Youth"
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"is what we call in the sales game a win-win scenario."
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"A top-flight military school,"
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"and it's only eight hours away."
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"The phone."
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"I heard what you said."
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"I'm not going to military school, Larry."
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"Look, buddy,"
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"I know I'm not your dad,"
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"and this is probably really strange for you,"
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"your neighbor's dating your mom."
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"But here's the thing, son. Come here."
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"I don't like you, either."
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"But I'm gonna marry your mom."
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"And if it was up to me, you'd be at military school today."
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"I'm not going to military school."
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"I think you're gonna love it."
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"It's just like summer camp, except with brutal forced marches"
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"and soul-crushing discipline."
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"And one more thing, it's Lawrence,"
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"you snot-nosed son of a wonderful woman"
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"who I'm absolutely crazy about!"
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"Gosh, I love children!"
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"Joan, I didn't see you there."
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"Would you be a doll and help me"
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"bring up chairs from the basement?"
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"Nothing would give me more pleasure, Joan, but I do have to run."
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"I have a very important sales conference downtown."
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"Okay."
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"Well, I'll see you at the party tonight."
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"Sure."
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"Mom, that guy's a total phony."
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"You can't let Larry..."
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"It's Lawrence, Conrad."
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"Kate's Catering. I'm here to do your party tonight."
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"Hi. Where's Kate?"
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"I'm Kate."
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"Okay."
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"Right this way, Kate."
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"Quiet!"
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"Two weeks ago you said you would..."
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"I "specialed" it. See?"
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"Quiet! Nevins!"
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"I said quiet!"
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"Joan Walden Real Estate."
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"Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Joan."
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"This is Mr. Humberfloob."
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"Hi, Mr. Humberfloob."
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"Joan, I need you to come back to the office."
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"Today? Yes, Joan."
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"No problem?"
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"No problem at all."
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"Great!"
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"What's going on, Mommy?"
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"Mommy has to go back to the office."
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"I hope Mrs. Kwan can baby-sit."
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"Not Mrs. Kwan!"
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"Hi, Mrs. Kwan. Hi."
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"I'm running late. Thanks for baby-sitting on such short notice."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, Mrs. Kwan."
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"I'll be back in a couple of hours."
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"Hi."
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"Conrad's grounded, so no video games."
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"Sally? Last chance."
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"If you wanna make cupcakes, I can take you to your friend Ginny's house."
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"Ginny's not my friend anymore."
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"Last time we made cupcakes,"
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"she wanted to be the head chef."
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"I'm the head chef."
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"What about Denise, then?"
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"She talked back to me, so I ordered her not to speak to me anymore."
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"And you don't like bossy?"
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"I won't tolerate it."
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"Right."
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"If you're both staying, remember the rules."
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"No playing ball in the house, no fighting,"
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"no answering the phone, "City morgue"..."
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"Mommy, can't I have some rules?"
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"No chewing tobacco."
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"Thanks, Mom. You have my word."
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"And absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else."
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"Or else what? You're gonna do what Larry said"
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"and send me to military school?"
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"Maybe if you'd just behave, I wouldn't have to consider military school."
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"I wish I could trust you."
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"I wish I had a different mom."
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"Well, sometimes I wish the same thing."
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"Good luck with your meeting."
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"Children, would you like to watch television with me?"
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"We don't have to tell your mother."
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"Taiwanese parliament. Taiwanese parliament."
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"You tell them, Kwi-Chang."
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"No more big government."
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