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Clips from Open Season

"- Okay. I'll give it a shot. - Thanks."
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"Once there was a magical elf Who lived in a rainbow tree"
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"He lived downstairs From a flatulent dwarf"
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"Who was constantly having to pee"
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"One day the elf could take no more"
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"So he went and banged On the rude dwarf's door"
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"And what do you know They suddenly both were married"
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"Good night, Boog."
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"I'm sleeping in the garage. I'm sleeping in the garage."
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"Come on, Mr. Weenie. Beg. You can do it."
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"Come on. Beg."
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"Bob, he won't listen. Bob, show him how to beg."
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"Dog worship."
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"Oh, my!"
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"- You folks all right? - What? No, no, no! He's--"
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"Taken you hostage. I know, I know."
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"You're safe now. I've got the enemy neutral--"
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"There, there, Mr. Weenie. Are you all right, baby?"
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"You're the sweetest little weenie I ever saw."
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"Don't be fooled. He's one of them."
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"- Who? - The enemy! The bear! That deer!"
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"All them animals!"
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"I have seen the future."
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"It will start in small towns like Timberline."
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"Soon, it'll spread."
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"They will invade from burrows, caves, petting zoos."
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"If I don't stop them..."
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"...it'll be a total reversal of the natural order."
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"They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see."
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"The truth will be revealed."
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"We know exactly what you mean."
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"- You do? - We're scientists. Well, of sorts."
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"And we're trying to secure photographic documentation..."
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"...of a real, live homo-sasquatchus."
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"- Homo-say-what? - We're looking for Bigfoot."
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"Bigfoot--? I didn't realize I was talking to a couple of wack jobs."
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"Don't trust him. Pets are double agents."
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"The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv you!"
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"Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed."
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"Boog?"
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"Boog. Are you awake?"
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"- I am now. - Awesome."
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"I was watching you sleep last night and you were like a little angel."
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"Except for you're fat and snoring like:"
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"We're gonna work on that, though."
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"I invented this cure where you stick your whole hand..."
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"- ...in your mouth. - How long before we get to Timberline?"
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"Oh, by nightfall. Easy."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Hey, you wanna see something stupid?"
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"Well, then we better get going."
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"Right. We're on a tight schedule. I'll carry your load."
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"Oh, no. Whoa, wait."
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"Look, you gotta be real careful with him, okay, because he's real delicate."
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"Want a fishy cracker?"
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"No. I'll eat when I get home."
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"Listen, girlfriend."
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"You wanna find a man like my Ignacio, you gotta check your look."
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"What are you saying? I'm black and white. I go with everything."
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"You go fine with everybody. Maybe that's your problem."
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"- Ain't those the same two skunks-- - I had some thoughts on the show."
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"- My show? - The lady in the shorts has gotta go."
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"She's slowing us down. It's gotta be fresh, new. I want some jazz."
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"I'm the star, and the people out there come to see me..."
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"...a grizzly bear."
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"I see."
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"You get to have the career while I stay home and look after Dinkleman!"
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"He's not even mine!"
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"I don't get to have a dream. Is that it?"
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"Buddy."
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"Don't you think I might like a little singing..."
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"- ...a little dancing, a little: - Elliot."
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"But no. All I ever hear is, "How long until we get to Timberline, simple?"
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"- How long until we get home?" - Elliot! Are those the same beavers?"
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"- No. All beavers look alike. - Hey! Tiny dancer!"
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"Yeah, that's right! Shake it, shake it!"
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"- Let's see some moves! - Elliot!"
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"Yeah."
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"Elliot, this is the same dang dam. We've been going in circles!"
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"Circle. One time around."
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"You don't even know where we're going."
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"Got them, Lorraine!"
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"- What was that? - Hunters?"
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"- What are they doing up here? - Okay, boys. Take cover!"
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"- Boog, we gotta hide. - I'm out of here."
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"Boog, wait! Don't go out there!"
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"Hey, tubby, stop! Hey, this ain't a load-bearing structure!"
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"Oh, that's bad."
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"Rosie, in here."
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"- Stop. Get off. - Buddy, buddy, buddy!"
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"Crud."
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"Shaw!"
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"Dinkleman!"
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"You're gonna be okay!"
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"We're gonna die and you know it."
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"No one around here to save you this time, boys!"
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"Paddle, Boog! Paddle!"
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"Grab a boulder! Grab a boulder!"
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"Left, left. Right!"
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"Oh, like you know."
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"Where is he?"
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"He's gone. Oh, there he is."
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"No, wait. There he is. There he is."
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"- Why, you little-- - There he is."
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"Quiet, I'm trying to drive."
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"Faster, Boog!"
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"Like fishing and hunting at the same time."
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"- Give me a hand, Boog! Hold me! - Stop. Get off! Elliot, get off. Get off!"
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"Stop!"
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"Dinkleman?"
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"You. You did this."
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"- Yeah, that's right. - What did I do?"
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"You dragged us down to the hunting grounds."
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"- Yeah, where are we gonna hide? - We're sitting ducks out here."
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"And it's open season!"
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"All right, all right. That's enough."
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"Guys, it's not his fault."
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"Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault."
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"- My fault? - Yeah."
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