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Adventure Short

Credits

♪ Happy birthday, ♪ ♪ dear Janice ♪
"♪ Happy birthday, ♪ ♪ dear Janice ♪"
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♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
"♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪"
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It's my anorexic boss' birthday.
"It's my anorexic boss' birthday."
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This means there's a certain amount of inter-office pressure
"This means there's a certain amount of inter-office pressure"
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to stand around the conference table
"to stand around the conference table"
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eating crappy food and pretending to worship her.
"eating crappy food and pretending to worship her."
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That's so good.
"That's so good."
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Acting for five minutes like Janice doesn't make all our lives miserable
"Acting for five minutes like Janice doesn't make all our lives miserable"
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is the hardest work I'll do all day.
"is the hardest work I'll do all day."
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My job title is account manager.
"My job title is account manager."
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I used to be called an account service representative,
"I used to be called an account service representative,"
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but a consultant told us we needed to manage our clients
"but a consultant told us we needed to manage our clients"
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and not service them.
"and not service them."
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I have a girlfriend whom I neither manage nor service.
"I have a girlfriend whom I neither manage nor service."
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That's my best friend, Barry, fucking her on an lKEA kitchen table
"That's my best friend, Barry, fucking her on an lKEA kitchen table"
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I picked up for a really good price.
"I picked up for a really good price."
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I'm finding it hard to care about anything these days.
"I'm finding it hard to care about anything these days."
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In fact, the only thing I do care about is the fact that I can't care about anything.
"In fact, the only thing I do care about is the fact that I can't care about anything."
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Seriously. It worries me.
"Seriously. It worries me."
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My name is Wesley Gibson.
"My name is Wesley Gibson."
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My dad walked out on my mom when I was seven days old.
"My dad walked out on my mom when I was seven days old."
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Sometimes I wonder if he ever looked into my baby blues eyes and asked himself,
"Sometimes I wonder if he ever looked into my baby blues eyes and asked himself,"
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"Did I just father the most insignificant asshole of the 21st century?"
""Did I just father the most insignificant asshole of the 21st century?""
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Well, if you could get me the consignment to me by the 28th... Yeah.
"Well, if you could get me the consignment to me by the 28th... Yeah."
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Do you have the numbers in front of you?
"Do you have the numbers in front of you?"
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Relax.
"Relax."
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If your name had come up, you'd be dead already.
"If your name had come up, you'd be dead already."
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We've had some unexpected losses recently.
"We've had some unexpected losses recently."
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We'd like to know
"We'd like to know"
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where our competitor is getting his munition.
"where our competitor is getting his munition."
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It's clean.
"It's clean."
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Meaning?
"Meaning?"
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Meaning it's untraceable.
"Meaning it's untraceable."
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Your competitor's very smart.
"Your competitor's very smart."
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Get down!
"Get down!"
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Fuck it.
"Fuck it."
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No one leaves the Fraternity, Cross.
"No one leaves the Fraternity, Cross."
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I have a new perspective on the Fraternity.
"I have a new perspective on the Fraternity."
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Careful.
"Careful."
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You don't destroy something that's been around for a thousand years.
"You don't destroy something that's been around for a thousand years."
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It's already destroyed. He broke the code.
"It's already destroyed. He broke the code."
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I have to stop this.
"I have to stop this."
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Really? You know this.
"Really? You know this."
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So why don't you face me yourself?
"So why don't you face me yourself?"
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Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
"Never send sheep to kill a wolf."
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They were just the decoys.
"They were just the decoys."
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Goodbye, Mr. X.
"Goodbye, Mr. X."
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Never send sheep to kill a wolf.
"Never send sheep to kill a wolf."
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They were just the decoys.
"They were just the decoys."
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Wesley!
"Wesley!"
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What is it?
"What is it?"
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What do you mean, "What is it"? Listen.
"What do you mean, "What is it"? Listen."
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Well, how am I suppose to sleep with all that fucking racket?
"Well, how am I suppose to sleep with all that fucking racket?"
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When are we gonna move so we don't have to wake up to that shit?
"When are we gonna move so we don't have to wake up to that shit?"
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I kind of like it.
"I kind of like it."
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It helps to drown out the sound of your annoying, fucking voice.
"It helps to drown out the sound of your annoying, fucking voice."
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Now, please, let me sleep.
"Now, please, let me sleep."
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Have you even thought about our talk?
"Have you even thought about our talk?"
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Yes.
"Yes."
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Which one?
"Which one?"
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Perfect. That's perfect.
"Perfect. That's perfect."
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Feed Annabelle.
"Feed Annabelle."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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Oh, my fucking God.
"Oh, my fucking God."
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I hope that's not my billing report sitting on your desk.
"I hope that's not my billing report sitting on your desk."
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Holy shit on an altar, it is.
"Holy shit on an altar, it is."
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I want that report on my desk in one hour.
"I want that report on my desk in one hour."
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Okay, everybody, we're all gonna stay an extra hour...
"Okay, everybody, we're all gonna stay an extra hour..."
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Want to hear something sad?
"Want to hear something sad?"
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I need an ergonomic keyboard to keep my repetitive stress injury in check.
"I need an ergonomic keyboard to keep my repetitive stress injury in check."
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Just the fact that I repeat something enough
"Just the fact that I repeat something enough"
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that it causes me stress is fucking sad.
"that it causes me stress is fucking sad."
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Nice job, dude. You seen Barry?
"Nice job, dude. You seen Barry?"
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He had to go to the dentist. Again.
"He had to go to the dentist. Again."
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Yes!
"Yes!"
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Barry!
"Barry!"
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You think they have that morning-after pill here?
"You think they have that morning-after pill here?"
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That thing works. Crush it up, put it in her omelet,
"That thing works. Crush it up, put it in her omelet,"
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"Hey, baby, breakfast in bed." You can never be too safe.
""Hey, baby, breakfast in bed." You can never be too safe."
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Oh, God.
"Oh, God."
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I lost my wallet somewhere.
"I lost my wallet somewhere."
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All this together?
"All this together?"
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No, no. Yes.
"No, no. Yes."
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He is the man.
"He is the man."
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How much is it? Oh. Plus this.
"How much is it? Oh. Plus this."
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$20.42.
"$20.42."
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Watermelon.
"Watermelon."
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Chicks dig it.
"Chicks dig it."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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See you next time.
"See you next time."
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Have a good night.
"Have a good night."
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I love these energy drinks, man.
"I love these energy drinks, man."
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I'm almost, like, kind of on an energy drink cleanse,
"I'm almost, like, kind of on an energy drink cleanse,"
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where I do one for breakfast and then, like, two or three for lunch.
"where I do one for breakfast and then, like, two or three for lunch."
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I'm the man?
"I'm the man?"
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Yeah, right, Barry, I'm the man.
"Yeah, right, Barry, I'm the man."
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In fact, I'm so much the man,
"In fact, I'm so much the man,"
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I have a standing prescription for medication to control my anxiety attacks.
"I have a standing prescription for medication to control my anxiety attacks."
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God, I wish I had something else to relieve my stress.
"God, I wish I had something else to relieve my stress."
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Hello, Wesley.
"Hello, Wesley."
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You know, there are people, beautiful people,
"You know, there are people, beautiful people,"
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you just wish they could see you in a different setting, a different place,
"you just wish they could see you in a different setting, a different place,"
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instead of where you are, what you've become.
"instead of where you are, what you've become."
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Nicole is so hot.
"Nicole is so hot."
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What?
"What?"
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Boom goes the dynamite.
"Boom goes the dynamite."
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But most of all, you wish you weren't such a pussy
"But most of all, you wish you weren't such a pussy"
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for wishing for things that will never change.
"for wishing for things that will never change."
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Good God A'mighty, you're over here like it's spring fucking break,
"Good God A'mighty, you're over here like it's spring fucking break,"
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and I still don't have that billing report.
"and I still don't have that billing report."
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Why do I even keep you around, Wesley?
"Why do I even keep you around, Wesley?"
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I'll get it done, Janice.
"I'll get it done, Janice."
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Like I never heard that before. "I'll get it done."
"Like I never heard that before. "I'll get it done.""
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"I'll get it done. I'll get it done, Janice.
""I'll get it done. I'll get it done, Janice."
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"I'll get it done."
""I'll get it done.""
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Why don't you have anything to say for yourself?
"Why don't you have anything to say for yourself?"
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I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
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Well, you're worthless.
"Well, you're worthless."
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I'm the one who's sorry I hired your ass.
"I'm the one who's sorry I hired your ass."
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You know what the best thing is about the end of the day?
"You know what the best thing is about the end of the day?"
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