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"Big old rolling turd Big old rolling turd coming through"
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"Hey, Dad. Maybe we can go to Yellowstone on the way home."
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"- I'd love to go to Yellowstone. - Yeah, Dad. Can we?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Come on. I wanna show you something wonderful."
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"It's hard to forget this place."
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"My dad was so moved by it he said:"
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""You know, a snack stand up here would do tremendous.""
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"My mom, always supportive: "And who's gonna run it, Allan, you?""
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"My dad: "Why don't you blow it out your big, saggy rear end, Ellen.""
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"Can't buy memories like that."
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"Or like this."
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"Hey. You know, I should take the RV to get the emergency brake fixed..."
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"...before we head to L.A. - Yeah. Good idea."
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"And you guys don't want to hang around some dingy garage."
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"You wait here by the lake, enjoy the view."
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"I'll drive to Boulder, be back in an hour. We'll have a big picnic."
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"- How about that? - Okay. Sounds good."
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"Guys? Tell your dad what you wanted to tell him."
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"- Thank you for taking us on this trip. - Kinko that."
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"- Better than Hawaii? - Yeah, better than Hawaii."
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"Come give big daddy a hug. Come on."
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"- Wait. - Carl, you'll be too big soon."
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"- Dad. - Cassie'll be in college."
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"- Dad! - What?"
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"The RV's rolling away."
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"No!"
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"Oh, God, no."
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"- Oh, no! - Dad, let it go!"
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"Bob. Bob!"
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"- Bob! - Mom, what are you doing?"
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"Bob, no!"
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"Go."
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"Are you crazy? It's a rental."
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"- How am I gonna get to the meeting? - What meeting?"
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"The Alpine merger."
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"Sweetheart, you'll never guess what happened yesterday."
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"- You weren't really sick. - Not really."
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"This is about work."
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"You brought us out here because it was close to a meeting?"
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"- You're getting warmer. - The Alpine soda merger."
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"- Bingo. - So you lied to me..."
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"...from the very beginning. - Since we were first married?"
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"No, since when you first brought home the RV."
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"- That time, yeah. - This has nothing to do..."
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"...with you wanting to be with your family."
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"- So you just used us? - You wouldn't understand, missy."
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"Oh, I don't know, she's pretty smart."
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"Why don't you explain it to her. And Carl too."
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"Kids..."
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"...life is hard."
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"Not "The TiVo in my room is not working" hard."
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"But "making a living because you're responsible for people you love" hard."
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"You know what it's like to be 50, people are digging a hole..."
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"...to bury your career... - Bob."
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"All right, that's a little rough."
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"Cassie, where do you want to go to college?"
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"Stanford."
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"Carl, where's that camp you're going?"
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"- Alaska. - Alaska."
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"And you, how much do you think that little fixer-upper of ours cost?"
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"Who has to ride a $4000 bicycle?"
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"I have to ride a custom bike because my hips aren't aligned."
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"Are you happy? Now the kids know that their old man's a freak."
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"Listen, I have to get to that meeting, or I lose my job and we lose a lifestyle."
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"Let's pull it up two-by-two, look for help."
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"- Carl. Come with me. - I'm good."
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"Cassie?"
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"I'm gonna lose my job. I hope the kids like selling fruit on the freeway."
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"You know what's scary is that this is rush hour."
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"Mom, there's never going to be any other cars on this road."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Where's your husband? - Don't ask."
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"Could you possibly take us to an airport?"
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"What's all this?"
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"Oh, I gotta study for my stupid placement test."
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"Oh, like some sort of vocational training?"
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"College."
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"- How old are you? - Fifteen and a half. I jumped a grade."
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"Moon, though, she skipped two grades."
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"So..."
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"...you guys are smart."
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"Gonna be unemployed."
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"I'm gonna have to sell my liver for cash."
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"And then he just rode out of the lake."
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"Yup. This one really snuck up and bit me right on the seat-meat."
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"I thought Bob was good people."
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"- Does anybody have a vomit bag? - Are you sick?"
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"Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out."
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"What?"
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"Don't worry. I got them in the mirror."
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"Boy don't know what the hell he's doing."
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"- Like father, like son. - Hey."
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"Listen, I have to admit something."
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"Bob wasn't the only one trying to avoid you. I was too."
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"I don't mean to shock you, but we ain't everybody's cup of sunshine."
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"Well, it was you, but it was mostly us."
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"You didn't exactly catch the Munros at their best."
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"Yeah, see, I had a feeling you was having troubles."
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"Yeah, here's the thing."
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"You start off happy and stupid."
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"Then you become associates in the marriage business:"
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""Did the plumber come?" "Take Carl to soccer.""
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""I'll pick up your dad from the doctor's office.""
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"Until you don't remember what brought you together in the first place."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"No, I don't. L... No."
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"No."
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"Okay."
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"Anyway, in the last few days, I caught a glimpse of the old us."
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"And I was happy."
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"I better get directions..."
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"...so I can take you folks where you need to be."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Jamie!"
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"Cassie! Carl!"
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"Come on, let's hit the road, Jamie."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Ladies first. - Oh, boy, that's working it."
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