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Clips from Weeds - Super Lucky Happy (S05E05)

"Go away."
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"You like me. You "like me" like me, and that's why you don't want to."
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"Baby, Andy. Baby, baby, baby."
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"Another man's baby."
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"Another bunny."
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"I'm hoping she falls down a flight of stairs."
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"This thing is happening whether we like it or not."
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"Shit."
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"-You don't want a pink bear anyway. -Fuck the bear, I wanna win."
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"Okay, time to go. Esteban's meeting us at the house."
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"-So we do get to meet baby daddy. -Be nice or say nothing."
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"I've brought you this."
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"Those are awesome shirts. I wish you'd brought three."
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"So you're the mayor of Mexico or something?"
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"Or something, yes."
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"And you stuck your penis inside my mother. At least once."
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"Okay, then. Good night, Shane."
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"-Go upstairs. -Are you sure it's safe up there?"
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"What happened to the smelly guard dog?"
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"Cesar believes he mixed up his medications and wandered off."
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"I mixed Benadryl and Tegretol one time."
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"Spent three days guessing weight at the lowa State Fair."
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"Got crabs, and a tattoo, of a crab."
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"So he just wandered off naked and bleeding?"
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"I am told that's happened before, yes."
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"Well, in that case, thank you for giving him a gun and the keys to our house."
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"How about moving into my house?"
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"Did you just ask me to live with you?"
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"In Tijuana? Even the donkeys are scared."
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"And that's a fun place to be a donkey."
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"I own a house here, in Santa Playa."
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"There's plenty of room."
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"Room for the boys, and even room for him."
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"I'm good, actually, here."
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"Me too."
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"I think it would be best."
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"Yeah, well, you're not the mayor of us. And these shirts are lame."
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"Shane, go to bed. Now."
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"Come on, tough guy."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"-You didn't answer my question. -This is our home."
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"And where is our home?"
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"Where is this coming from?"
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"I received test results."
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"It is indeed a boy. My boy."
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"I see. Your boy."
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"Oh, God, look at the time."
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"We should go to bed, Nance. Let this poor guy leave."
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"Ignacio."
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"Another guard dog."
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"Ignacio will watch over you for now."
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"You know what? I can do the watching. I'm an excellent watcher."
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"Right. You and your crabs."
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"This is for you, Nancy."
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""Now and Zen Baby Cradle and Swing"?"
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"It's a little early, don't you think? I'm not even showing."
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"I can feel him."
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"Look at this guy. He's a gorilla."
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"He's a thug. I mean, take away the...."
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"The muscles and the fiery eyes..."
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"...and the cold heart of a killer, what does he have that I don't have?"
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"I call him Mr. Zappy."
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"Oh, great. Now he's wet himself."
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"That happens. I'll get him a towel."
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"You're gonna love this swing. Only the best for our boy."
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"Our boy."
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"Nothing is exactly as it seems."
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"Nor is it otherwise."
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"What?"
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"It says so right on the box."
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"Smoking in the eco-garden. Way to raise the bar."
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"I need to top off my feed bag. How much more jolly green can you get?"
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"-How much can you spend? -Four grand."
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"You have four extra grand? Unions really are ruining this country."
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"I got Choosing Chastity in the science room till 5, so I'll meet you after."
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"That abstinence-only bullshit? Blow it off."
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"Can't. If I split before the movie ends, the hamsters get raped with Sharpies."
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"The nesting phase."
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"Hey, am I race-biased, or is this a new Mexican bodyguard?"
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"-Brand new. -Hi."
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"The cat is Milo, the dog is Otis."
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"The cat is crazy and the little dog just follows."
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"Right. So I'm gonna go now."
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"Good luck. Oh, have you seen Andy?"
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"He's in the garage working out."
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"Jump, little dog, jump."
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"Hey, just in time to spot me."
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"Is this because you pissed yourself last night?"
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"No. Yes. Anyway, he cheated."
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"I could use your help with my Zen baby-erector kit."
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"Big showdown coming, Nance."
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"High noon. I can feel it in my bones."
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"Where'd you get the box o' pain?"
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"What? This is my stuff."
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"It's my athlete stuff. It's Judah's."
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"He was good at sports. I was good at fleeing."
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"You know, I have a bodyguard."
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"I don't need you to crush my foes in your armpit."
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"Yeah? Well, what do you need from me?"
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"The doorbell is barking."
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"You look like Jamie Lee Curtis in Perfect."
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"You do kind of."
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"Oh, good. Just so you know, that's what I was going for."
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"Celia."
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"-Nancy. -What a wonderful surprise."
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"-Really? -No."
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"Not wonderful, not a surprise."
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"-You wanna come in? -Thank you."
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"It's you. You, you, you."
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"It's complicated. Is that a suitcase?"
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"-Yes, it is. -No."
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"-I've been thinking. -You can't stay here."
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"-You can't stay here. -You don't know what I was gonna say."
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"I was kidnapped. Yes, thank you so much for the ransom."
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"They were gonna sell my gallbladder to the Japanese."
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"Fortunately, my body is a toxic pit."
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"And I escaped. Heroically."
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"And now I am homeless."
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"Celia, I'm pregnant."
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"-With a baby? -Yes, with a baby."
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