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Clips from Cheers - Show Down: Part 2 (S01E01)

TO A 6'3" BUBBLE GUM CARD.

"TO A 6'3" BUBBLE GUM CARD."

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WELL, GEE, I THINK I CAN HELP YOU WITH THE SORE BUNS, DIANE, BUT...

"WELL, GEE, I THINK I CAN HELP YOU WITH THE SORE BUNS, DIANE, BUT..."

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THE REST OF WHAT YOU SAY IS ALL OVER MY HEAD.

"THE REST OF WHAT YOU SAY IS ALL OVER MY HEAD."

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COACH, I'M MAKING A CONFESSION HERE.

"COACH, I'M MAKING A CONFESSION HERE."

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NOT JUST TO YOU, BUT TO MYSELF.

"NOT JUST TO YOU, BUT TO MYSELF."

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MAYBE I'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER I SAY THIS.

"MAYBE I'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER I SAY THIS."

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I...

"I..."

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I...

"I..."

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I GET IT. I GOT IT.

"I GET IT. I GOT IT."

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YOU'RE HOT FOR SAM'S CHILI.

"YOU'RE HOT FOR SAM'S CHILI."

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I THINK KEATS WOULD HAVE SAID IT DIFFERENTLY...

"I THINK KEATS WOULD HAVE SAID IT DIFFERENTLY..."

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BUT I'LL ACCEPT THAT.

"BUT I'LL ACCEPT THAT."

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LOOK, DIANE,

"LOOK, DIANE,"

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IF YOU LIKE SAM AT ALL,

"IF YOU LIKE SAM AT ALL,"

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE.

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE."

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DEREK'S MAKING A COMMITMENT.

"DEREK'S MAKING A COMMITMENT."

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ALL I EVER GET FROM SAM IS ADOLESCENT FLIRTATION.

"ALL I EVER GET FROM SAM IS ADOLESCENT FLIRTATION."

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I'M NOT STICKING AROUND FOR THAT.

"I'M NOT STICKING AROUND FOR THAT."

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IF HE'D GIVE ME SOMETHING, ANYTHING, I'D STAY.

"IF HE'D GIVE ME SOMETHING, ANYTHING, I'D STAY."

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DIANE, DIANE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SAM.

"DIANE, DIANE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SAM."

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SAM'S THE KIND OF A GUY, YOU KNOW,

"SAM'S THE KIND OF A GUY, YOU KNOW,"

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HE KEEPS HIS FEELINGS TO HIMSELF.

"HE KEEPS HIS FEELINGS TO HIMSELF."

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THE MORE HE CARES ABOUT SOMETHING,

"THE MORE HE CARES ABOUT SOMETHING,"

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THE LESS HE SHOWS IT.

"THE LESS HE SHOWS IT."

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I'VE BEEN WITH HIM THROUGH HIS DIVORCE,

"I'VE BEEN WITH HIM THROUGH HIS DIVORCE,"

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THROUGH HIS BOOZING,

"THROUGH HIS BOOZING,"

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THROUGH THE END OF HIS CAREER.

"THROUGH THE END OF HIS CAREER."

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AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

"AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING."

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THE TOUGHER THINGS GOT, THE COOLER HE GOT.

"THE TOUGHER THINGS GOT, THE COOLER HE GOT."

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YOU KNOW SOMETHING? IT'S A DAMN SURE BET

"YOU KNOW SOMETHING? IT'S A DAMN SURE BET"

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THAT IF HE'S NOT EXPRESSING HIMSELF TO YOU,

"THAT IF HE'S NOT EXPRESSING HIMSELF TO YOU,"

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HE'S NUTS ABOUT YOU...

"HE'S NUTS ABOUT YOU..."

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OR HE COULDN'T CARE LESS.

"OR HE COULDN'T CARE LESS."

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DIANE, DO YOU MIND IF I SAY SOMETHING?

"DIANE, DO YOU MIND IF I SAY SOMETHING?"

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OF COURSE NOT, NORMAN.

"OF COURSE NOT, NORMAN."

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SOMETIMES, A MAN AND A WOMAN

"SOMETIMES, A MAN AND A WOMAN"

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ARE SO AFRAID OF BEING VULNERABLE TO REJECTION

"ARE SO AFRAID OF BEING VULNERABLE TO REJECTION"

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THAT NEITHER ONE OF THEM

"THAT NEITHER ONE OF THEM"

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WILL TAKE THE FIRST STEP OF ADMITTING THEIR TRUE FEELINGS.

"WILL TAKE THE FIRST STEP OF ADMITTING THEIR TRUE FEELINGS."

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NORMAN, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

"NORMAN, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL."

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I DO HAVE A ROMANTIC SIDE, DIANE.

"I DO HAVE A ROMANTIC SIDE, DIANE."

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I KNOW I MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT VERA,

"I KNOW I MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT VERA,"

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BUT THE TRUTH IS,

"BUT THE TRUTH IS,"

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IF THAT WOMAN EVER PACKED HER BAGS AND LEFT ME,

"IF THAT WOMAN EVER PACKED HER BAGS AND LEFT ME,"

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO...FIRST.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO...FIRST."

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WELL, I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE

"WELL, I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE"

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BUT TO FORCE THE ISSUE. WHERE'S SAM?

"BUT TO FORCE THE ISSUE. WHERE'S SAM?"

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HE'S IN THE OFFICE, HONEY.

"HE'S IN THE OFFICE, HONEY."

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I'LL TELL HIM I'M GOING AWAY WITH HIS BROTHER

"I'LL TELL HIM I'M GOING AWAY WITH HIS BROTHER"

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AND SEE WHAT HE DOES.

"AND SEE WHAT HE DOES."

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IF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, HE'S HONEST,

"IF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, HE'S HONEST,"

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AND DOESN'T HIDE BEHIND THAT TOUGH JOCK FACADE,

"AND DOESN'T HIDE BEHIND THAT TOUGH JOCK FACADE,"

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I'LL STAY.

"I'LL STAY."

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IF HE DOES ONE OF HIS BLITHE, GRATUITOUS JOKES, I'M LEAVING.

"IF HE DOES ONE OF HIS BLITHE, GRATUITOUS JOKES, I'M LEAVING."

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I SWEAR IT.

"I SWEAR IT."

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WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. DIANE, HOLD ON.

"WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. DIANE, HOLD ON."

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I MEAN, YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR WHOLE FUTURE

"I MEAN, YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR WHOLE FUTURE"

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ON THE LINE IN THIS ONE MOMENT HERE.

"ON THE LINE IN THIS ONE MOMENT HERE."

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YOU'RE LETTING YOUR WHOLE LIFE TURN

"YOU'RE LETTING YOUR WHOLE LIFE TURN"

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ON THIS ONE RESPONSE?

"ON THIS ONE RESPONSE?"

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

"YOU'RE RIGHT."

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CAN IT WAIT TILL I GO TO THE HEAD?

"CAN IT WAIT TILL I GO TO THE HEAD?"

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NO!

"NO!"

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WELL, I'LL HEAR ABOUT IT.

"WELL, I'LL HEAR ABOUT IT."

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COACH, COACH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR HER?

"COACH, COACH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR HER?"

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THAT WAS OUR CHANCE TO GET RID OF HER

"THAT WAS OUR CHANCE TO GET RID OF HER"

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ONCE AND FOR ALL.

"ONCE AND FOR ALL."

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ARE YOU CRAZY?

"ARE YOU CRAZY?"

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CRAZY, CARLA?

"CRAZY, CARLA?"

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CRAZY LIKE A DOORKNOB.

"CRAZY LIKE A DOORKNOB."

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"

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OH. HI, DIANE.

"OH. HI, DIANE."

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SAM, YOUR BROTHER DEREK

"SAM, YOUR BROTHER DEREK"

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HAS ASKED ME TO GO TO EUROPE WITH HIM,

"HAS ASKED ME TO GO TO EUROPE WITH HIM,"

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SO I'VE COME TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

"SO I'VE COME TO SAY GOOD-BYE."

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DAMN IT. I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT.

"DAMN IT. I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT."

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WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?

"WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?"

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WELL,

"WELL,"

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IT'S TOO LATE TO PUT A HELP WANTED AD

"IT'S TOO LATE TO PUT A HELP WANTED AD"

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IN TOMORROW'S PAPER.

"IN TOMORROW'S PAPER."

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GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE.

"GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE."

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I'M LEAVING NOW.

"I'M LEAVING NOW."

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I'LL MISS YOU ALL VERY MUCH.

"I'LL MISS YOU ALL VERY MUCH."

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BYE, DIANE. BYE, HONEY. BYE.

"BYE, DIANE. BYE, HONEY. BYE."

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BYE-BYE.

"BYE-BYE."

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SORRY, HONEY, I'M NOT INTERVIEWING TILL MONDAY.

"SORRY, HONEY, I'M NOT INTERVIEWING TILL MONDAY."

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GET THIS STRAIGHT. I'M GOING AWAY WITH HIM.

"GET THIS STRAIGHT. I'M GOING AWAY WITH HIM."

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GOOD. HAVE FUN.

"GOOD. HAVE FUN."

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THIS COULD LEAD TO MARRIAGE, YOU KNOW.

"THIS COULD LEAD TO MARRIAGE, YOU KNOW."

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PROBABLY WILL.

"PROBABLY WILL."

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PROBABLY, NOTHING. WILL LEAD TO MARRIAGE.

"PROBABLY, NOTHING. WILL LEAD TO MARRIAGE."

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WE'LL BE DIANE AND DEREK MALONE.

"WE'LL BE DIANE AND DEREK MALONE."

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WE'LL BUY A SPREAD SOMEWHERE

"WE'LL BUY A SPREAD SOMEWHERE"

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AND CALL IT THE DOUBLE "D."

"AND CALL IT THE DOUBLE "D.""

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"IT'LL MAKE A NICE BRAND."

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CHILDREN. WE'LL HAVE BLOND,

"CHILDREN. WE'LL HAVE BLOND,"

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BLUE-EYED CHILDREN EVERYWHERE.

"BLUE-EYED CHILDREN EVERYWHERE."

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HAVE THEM BRUSH AFTER EVERY MEAL.

"HAVE THEM BRUSH AFTER EVERY MEAL."

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I'LL BE YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW.

"I'LL BE YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW."

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YOU'LL COME OVER FOR DINNER AND SAY,

"YOU'LL COME OVER FOR DINNER AND SAY,"

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"SHE SETS A GOOD TABLE AND SHE KEEPS HERSELF UP."

""SHE SETS A GOOD TABLE AND SHE KEEPS HERSELF UP.""

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I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING. YOU JUST FED ME.

"I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING. YOU JUST FED ME."

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I'LL SEND YOU CHRISTMAS CARDS EVERY YEAR.

"I'LL SEND YOU CHRISTMAS CARDS EVERY YEAR."

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"TO A WONDERFUL BROTHER AT CHRISTMAS."

""TO A WONDERFUL BROTHER AT CHRISTMAS.""

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IT'LL BE NICE TO BE REMEMBERED

"IT'LL BE NICE TO BE REMEMBERED"

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ON THE HOLIDAYS.

"ON THE HOLIDAYS."

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THE CARDS WILL HAVE PICTURES OF US--

"THE CARDS WILL HAVE PICTURES OF US--"

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DEREK AND I, THE KIDS, THE DOGS.

"DEREK AND I, THE KIDS, THE DOGS."

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THE BLOND ONES WILL BE THE KIDS?

"THE BLOND ONES WILL BE THE KIDS?"

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THIS IS ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?

"THIS IS ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?"

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IF YOU'RE HAPPY.

"IF YOU'RE HAPPY."

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I'M ECSTATIC. GOOD-BYE.

"I'M ECSTATIC. GOOD-BYE."

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SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING.

"SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING."

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DO I GET TO KISS THE BRIDE?

"DO I GET TO KISS THE BRIDE?"

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I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN KISS.

"I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN KISS."

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THIS IS IT, EVERYONE.

"THIS IS IT, EVERYONE."

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I BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL.

"I BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL."

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I'VE ENJOYED KNOWING ALL OF YOU.

"I'VE ENJOYED KNOWING ALL OF YOU."

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YOU'VE BROUGHT A LOT TO MY LIFE.

"YOU'VE BROUGHT A LOT TO MY LIFE."

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BYE. BYE. BYE.

"BYE. BYE. BYE."

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