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Clips from Cheers - Fools and Their Money (S04E04)

Is there anything I can do to help you

"Is there anything I can do to help you"

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In this time of crisis?

"In this time of crisis?"

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Not dressed.

"Not dressed."

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Sam, maybe you ought To call the bookie again.

"Sam, maybe you ought To call the bookie again."

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Sit down. Will ya?

"Sit down. Will ya?"

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Woody, you know That old expression,

"Woody, you know That old expression,"

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"When you win a bet, You never get paid For eight days"?

""When you win a bet, You never get paid For eight days"?"

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No, but i like it.

"No, but i like it."

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Well, it's an old Irish expression,

"Well, it's an old Irish expression,"

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Which is probably why The bookie hasn't shown up yet.

"Which is probably why The bookie hasn't shown up yet."

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But you know what, It gives you an opportunity

"But you know what, It gives you an opportunity"

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To do some Financial planning.

"To do some Financial planning."

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Financial planning?

"Financial planning?"

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Yeah, you know, Like spreading out The payments

"Yeah, you know, Like spreading out The payments"

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Over a period of time,

"Over a period of time,"

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Just like they do With the lottery winners.

"Just like they do With the lottery winners."

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Lottery winners?

"Lottery winners?"

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Yeah. Listen, Here's my plan.

"Yeah. Listen, Here's my plan."

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Now, i'll keep The $10,000 for you,

"Now, i'll keep The $10,000 for you,"

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And i'll give you, Well, let's say,

"And i'll give you, Well, let's say,"

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$1.00 A week For 10,000 weeks.

"$1.00 A week For 10,000 weeks."

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Or maybe the deluxe plan, You know--

"Or maybe the deluxe plan, You know--"

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2 Bucks for 5,000 weeks.

"2 Bucks for 5,000 weeks."

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What do you say?

"What do you say?"

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That's a tough choice.

"That's a tough choice."

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But i think i'll stick To the whole thing At once.

"But i think i'll stick To the whole thing At once."

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You're kidding me!

"You're kidding me!"

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You're missing The obvious benefit

"You're missing The obvious benefit"

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Of spreading out The tax burden.

"Of spreading out The tax burden."

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Am i right, norm?

"Am i right, norm?"

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Oh, yeah, great plan.

"Oh, yeah, great plan."

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You'll be happy You did it when you Reach the age of 412.

"You'll be happy You did it when you Reach the age of 412."

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Let's talk, woody.

"Let's talk, woody."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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Sit down, woody.

"Sit down, woody."

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I've been Trying to think

"I've been Trying to think"

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Of an easy way Of saying this.

"Of an easy way Of saying this."

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I don't think There is any.

"I don't think There is any."

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I never placed your Bet with my bookie.

"I never placed your Bet with my bookie."

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Here's Your $1,000 back.

"Here's Your $1,000 back."

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You never Placed the bet?

"You never Placed the bet?"

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No. I, uh... I was trying To take care of you

"No. I, uh... I was trying To take care of you"

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The way coach used To take care of me.

"The way coach used To take care of me."

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And it worked out About as well, too,

"And it worked out About as well, too,"

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Which scares The hell out of me.

"Which scares The hell out of me."

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Sam.

"Sam."

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I want to thank you.

"I want to thank you."

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You're welcome.

"You're welcome."

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Wait a second here.

"Wait a second here."

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Why aren't you Going crazy?

"Why aren't you Going crazy?"

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'Cause it's The nicest thing

"'Cause it's The nicest thing"

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That anyone Ever did for me.

"That anyone Ever did for me."

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Are you kidding me?

"Are you kidding me?"

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I mean, Not only did i not Make the bet,

"I mean, Not only did i not Make the bet,"

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I lied about it.

"I lied about it."

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Woody, you should Be going crazy.

"Woody, you should Be going crazy."

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It was for My own good, sam.

"It was for My own good, sam."

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Look, come on, man.

"Look, come on, man."

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Don't do this to me.

"Don't do this to me."

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You're out $10,000 Because of me.

"You're out $10,000 Because of me."

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You couldn't have known How it was gonna turn out.

"You couldn't have known How it was gonna turn out."

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You thought I was going to lose.

"You thought I was going to lose."

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No, Wait a second.

"No, Wait a second."

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What difference Does that make?

"What difference Does that make?"

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Come on, i cheated you Out of $10,000.

"Come on, i cheated you Out of $10,000."

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I mean, who do i Think i am?

"I mean, who do i Think i am?"

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You should Want to kill me, woody!

"You should Want to kill me, woody!"

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It happened. I really Don't see the point In getting angry.

"It happened. I really Don't see the point In getting angry."

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Aw, now, you're Not being honest.

"Aw, now, you're Not being honest."

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Now, down deep, You're mad. You know you are.

"Now, down deep, You're mad. You know you are."

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Maybe i am Just a little.

"Maybe i am Just a little."

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No! You mean, "hell, yes, I am, sam!"

"No! You mean, "hell, yes, I am, sam!""

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It's still The nicest thing

"It's still The nicest thing"

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That anyone Ever did for me.

"That anyone Ever did for me."

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You're a great Man, sam.

"You're a great Man, sam."

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Oh, man, You're hopeless.

"Oh, man, You're hopeless."

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Go on, Get out of here.

"Go on, Get out of here."

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At least Let me feel like A jerk in private.

"At least Let me feel like A jerk in private."

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Sure, sam.

"Sure, sam."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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No, don't say--

"No, don't say--"

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Sam. What?

"Sam. What?"

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I can't stand to See you like this.

"I can't stand to See you like this."

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Would it make You feel better

"Would it make You feel better"

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If i took The dollar a week?

"If i took The dollar a week?"

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Come on, man, A dollar a week Is meaningless.

"Come on, man, A dollar a week Is meaningless."

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How about A dollar a week And a raise?

"How about A dollar a week And a raise?"

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Nice gesture. Not good enough.

"Nice gesture. Not good enough."

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Ok.

"Ok."

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How about a dollar A week, a raise...

"How about a dollar A week, a raise..."

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And your corvette?

"And your corvette?"

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My car?

"My car?"

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Not a chance.

"Not a chance."

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Why not? Don't be ridiculous. It's my car.

"Why not? Don't be ridiculous. It's my car."

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But you owe me $10,000.

"But you owe me $10,000."

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I don't care.

"I don't care."

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I mean, it's my car.

"I mean, it's my car."

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You just said you wanted To make it up to me.

"You just said you wanted To make it up to me."

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We're talking About my car, woody!

"We're talking About my car, woody!"

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I see.

"I see."

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You say you're sorry, You say you care,

"You say you're sorry, You say you care,"

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But when it Comes down to it,

"But when it Comes down to it,"

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It's just a lot Of lip motion.

"It's just a lot Of lip motion."

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No.

"No."

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Well, I think that stinks!

"Well, I think that stinks!"

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That's good.

"That's good."

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You're nothing but A selfish, lying creep!

"You're nothing but A selfish, lying creep!"

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That's good. That's good. You're angry.

"That's good. That's good. You're angry."

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You bet i am! I'm gonna go pack my bags.

"You bet i am! I'm gonna go pack my bags."

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Wait! Wait A second. What Do you mean?

"Wait! Wait A second. What Do you mean?"

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You're my boss, And i yelled at you.

"You're my boss, And i yelled at you."

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I can't stick around.

"I can't stick around."

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Woody, that was just A little yelling.

"Woody, that was just A little yelling."

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That doesn't Mean anything.

"That doesn't Mean anything."

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I know, but i've never Yelled at anybody

"I know, but i've never Yelled at anybody"

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Like that before In my life.

"Like that before In my life."

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We can't be friends Anymore.

"We can't be friends Anymore."

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Woody, come on, Woody,

"Woody, come on, Woody,"

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Friends yell At each other. It's ok.

"Friends yell At each other. It's ok."

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Coach and i Used to fight All the time,

"Coach and i Used to fight All the time,"

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