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Clips from NewsRadio - The Crisis (S01E01)

"Matthew, right now, you are really not my favorite."
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"You know what?"
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"I am fine with the fact that your new favorite is Lisa."
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"No. I'm kidding."
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"I love her. Lisa's great."
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"But, uh, I just feel"
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"a lot of resentment from the rest of the staff,"
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"you know, here,"
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"and what I was thinking"
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"is we could have some kind of fake fight"
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"in front of everybody--"
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"What? Not a hitting fight. You know what I mean?"
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"Matthew, I want you to get out of my office."
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"I want you to go downstairs, get in a cab,"
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"and get to that tunnel,"
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"and get me something I can put on the air."
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"I just think if we work this out--"
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"I don't care what you think. Just get out of here."
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"Okay! Why are you yelling at me?"
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"I am not yelling at you,"
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"but in about five seconds, I will be!"
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"LOWERED VOICE: Okay. Good job. I think it worked."
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"What're you talking about?"
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"I think they bought it."
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"Now, listen, are you and Lisa having dinner tonight?"
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"Because if not, I'd like to even up that dinner score."
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"You know what I mean? I'll call you from the tunnel."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, clean out your desks."
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"They're going back."
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"LISA: In just a moment,"
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"we'll be going to WNYX reporter Matthew Brock"
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"with an exclusive eyewitness report"
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"from the subway tunnel."
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"Great. Now, this just goes to show you"
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"that sometimes, if you just push a little bit harder, you get--"
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"LISA: Matthew, what can you see?"
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"Lisa, there's really not much to see."
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"Um, it's pitch-black..."
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"Very smoky,"
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"I'm standing in about three feet of water."
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"I can see some flashlights about 20 yards away,"
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"but that's about it."
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"Anything more you can tell us?"
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"There's not much more to tell. Um..."
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"Hang on. Hang on."
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"Another flashlight just came on..."
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"And went off."
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"That's about it."
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"Is there anything more you can tell us, Matthew,"
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"anything at all?"
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"Again, Lisa, pitch-black,"
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"very smoky,"
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"three, three-and-a-half feet of water."
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"Back to you, Lisa."
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"I didn't say it'd be the most exciting thing in the world."
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"I just said we'd get it first."
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"Well, look at it this way."
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"If something explodes down there,"
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"Matthew will be right on top of it."
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"Dave, on behalf of the whole staff,"
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"I want to apologize about that desk thing."
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"I know we got a little silly."
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"Oh, Bill, that's all right."
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"Say, I don't want to nitpick,"
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"but do you have any idea"
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"when we're going to get our old desks back?"
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"Oh, you know,"
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"we're still working on tracking those down."
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"Dave, did you mean for the movers"
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"to take the conference table also?"
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"No, that was another miscommunication on my part."
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"You know, if you guys need desks,"
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"I know a guy."
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"I could make a call."
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"Joe, please."
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"Think about it."
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"I'll be down in my van."
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"Well, I'm sure my wallet will turn up somewhere."
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"Well, boss, you sure showed them."
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"Yeah, I guess I did."
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"Can I get you anything else?"
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"How about a chair?"
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"That's kind of a tough one, boss."
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"Yeah. Thanks anyway."
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"Okay, everybody's signed up,"
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"and I think I have it scheduled."
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"Okay, on Monday, you've got dinner with Bill."
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"He requested some kind of fancy French cuisine."
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"Fine."
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"Okay, on Tuesday, you have dinner with Catherine."
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"She requested some kind of fancier French cuisine. Fine."
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"Okay, after dinner with Catherine on Tuesday,"
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"you are going to meet Joe at the Garden"
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"for the Knicks game."
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"He will pick you up in his van."
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"Great."
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"Okay, and then on Wednesday, you're going out for sushi"
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"with some guys from payroll."
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"Wonderful."
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"And Thursday, you are taking me to the Korean place"
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"where they let you cook your own meat."
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"I'm very excited, Dave. Are you all right?"
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"Yeah, I'm just exhausted. I can't wait to get into bed."
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"Okay. Good night."
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"Dave, just the guy I was looking for."
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"Care to join us for dinner?"
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"Yeah, it'd be a pleasure."
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"I'm a vegetarian."
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"Yeah? Great."
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"No, Beth, it's been, like, 15 minutes."
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"Yeah, but... Yeah, but..."
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"Every eight minutes is what they told--"
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"It's just very dark down here,"
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"and I don't even think there's anybody left."
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"Guys?"
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"Yeah. Oh!"
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"[SPLASH]"
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"Hang on."
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"[SPLASHING]"
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"Beth?"
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