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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 7 (S01E01)

"I'm not on any of those things."
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"I'm going to text a photo to my oldest child,"
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"the one who's still a daughter,"
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"because she's mad at her father for dating someone barely older than she is."
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"I use my kids to fuck with my ex-husband too!"
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"I mean, the shit I've gotten away with. I should be the KGB."
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"This is the fun you missed out on, not knowing who Kai's father is."
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"I also missed out on gettin' left like you two."
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"-Oh… -Okay. Still fresh."
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"-I get it. -I'm sorry."
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"Here we go. Have a seat."
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"Ooh! Thank you, Trey. This is cute skrt."
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"I've also got a little molly if you're looking."
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"-Oh no. Who do you think I am? I can't! -Not so fast!"
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"I've never done it. My kids are grown. What am I waiting for?"
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"And it looked so fun when J. Lo did it in Hustlers."
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"-That's two yeses to your one no."
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"Okay, fine. Ju-- Maybe just a smidge."
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"Oh!"
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"-Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"Oh, I'm so excited!"
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"Either he's already done some of that, or he is dying to get wit' you."
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"Is that okay to say that? "Get wit' you?""
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"-I'mma need to sit wit' it. -I'm on board."
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"Okay!"
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"I am so lucky that you are both my best friends."
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"And I'm forever grateful that you get to be with me"
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"-while my life is literally falling apart. -Oh!"
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"Take it easy with the booze there, gushy."
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"You don't wanna cross over into wasted sorority girl territory."
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"I'm not wasted. I promise."
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"Or sad. Or thinking about Colin."
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"-I need to find Horst. -No, you don't."
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"I do, as a matter of fact, because I sent him many texts,"
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"and none of them have gone through 'cause the service here sucks."
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"-Okay, let's get an espresso in you, huh? -Good idea."
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"-You stay right there. -Stay. Don't move."
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"-I think he's had four of those fireballs. -Yeah."
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"Which, as we know, equals eight."
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"-What's up? -Oh, cute."
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"Michael."
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"-I thought I lost you on the slopes. -Corey. You're he-- here."
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"And in a robe."
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"I was worried about you."
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"Nah."
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"Oh, by the way, I don't have a boyfriend."
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"Yeah, I heard. So did the entire mountain. You know, the echo."
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"Right."
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"Cool, cool."
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"Um…"
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"Glad there wasn't an avalanche."
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"Well,"
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"there is still time to make this mountain shake."
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"-Come find me in the hot tub. -Absolutely."
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"Guys! Guys!"
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"I found Corey. He wants me to meet him in the hot tub!"
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"-All right! -Aw!"
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"-Well, knock this back. -Yeah."
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"-Knock it back. -Put on a robe and get your ass in there."
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"-Mm-- -Pyeoww!"
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"-Oh! -Hey, that's hot!"
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"Okay."
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"So you gonna let me-- Okay. Don't tell a soul."
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"Horst, wait up!"
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"Michael!"
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"We missed you at fondue!"
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"Now we're dancing off the bread and the cheese."
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"Horst, you follow four Robbies and 12 Roberts,"
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"and almost all of them have private accounts."
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"I need to see that guy's Instagram page."
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"I apologize for telling you about Robbie. That was a bad thing for a friend to do."
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"Are we friend…"
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"Never mind. Um…"
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"I need to see Robbie's account, please."
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"Are you sure that's a good idea? You are a crier. I've seen it."
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"-Just let me see the damn picture! -Oh God."
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"Ugh! Here."
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"Fuck!"
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"Colin looks so happy."
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"It's not his fake smile like in family pictures."
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"That's his real smile, like when he looks at money."
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"Please tell me Robbie's a cater waiter."
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"He's a successful architect."
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"Like super driven to make up for his small penis?"
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"Nein."
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"Is that German for no?"
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"Oh, I guess not. Oh God."
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"That poor Speedo. It's working so hard."
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"May I have my phone back now?"
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"I can unlock some hot private photos on his Grindr if you want."
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"…that big a deal for purple lingerie to be lying around…"
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"-I have no idea! -Now it's a thing?"
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"-Cheers. -Cheers."
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"Uh, what are you doing here?"
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"-I thought you were in the tub with Corey. -Hey! Whoa!"
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"Whoa, hey, that's six! Oh!"
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"Uh, which is really 12. He should be in rehab."
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"Colin's moved on with a hot architect"
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"who is younger, better-looking, and way more successful than me."
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"Oh, come on, that just means it's time for you to move on too."
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"I can definitely think of one good way to do that."
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"Huh?"
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"Whoosh!"
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"Brrr!"
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"-Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub! -Is that supposed to be a hot tub?"
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"-Yes! -Who swims in a hot tub?"
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"It wasn't swimming. I mean, it was saying water. Hot water."
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"-Newsflash. I love molly."
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"I like the way the lights glow."
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"I love the feel of the glass in my hand."
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"It's all just extra."
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"Did I use that right? Extra?"
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"-You actually did. -Yeah."
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"Oh! And I feel beautiful."
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"Which is so welcome."
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"Would you take a picture of me now, when I'm feeling so beautiful?"
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"Yes. But let's be real cool about it. Hand me the phone. Nice and easy."
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"Hurry up. Do it quick. Do it right now."
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"Ooh!"
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"Your phone will be waiting at the door when you leave, or I can walk you out now."
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