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Clips from The Goldbergs - The Dynamic Duo (S04E04)

"Oh, thanks for dropping by."
The Goldbergs
"You said it was an emergency."
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"A hang-with-my-bro emergency. Here, have a seat."
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"No! This chair."
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"And, action..."
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"Is my favorite movie genre."
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"Which reminds me, I saw you watching that old Batman TV show."
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"Pops was right. Adam West is better than Keaton."
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"Pops doesn't know the first thing about Batman."
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"He doesn't even say it right. He says "Batm'n.""
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"But you told Pops you love his show."
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"It kind of sounds like you lied to his face."
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"I had to. It's just... It's so corny!"
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"Say it louder."
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"I mean, it made no sense at all."
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"They had a Bat-Calendar."
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"- Move more into the light. - And Bat-Shark-Repellent?"
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"Why would a superhero even have that on his utility belt? Why?"
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"So, you don't just reject Pops' Batman."
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"You reject Pops as a human old person?"
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"Nah, I'm just humoring him."
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"All that old-timey stuff he likes, it's just not for me."
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"And, cut."
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"- Why would you say that? - No reason."
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"I always like our talks."
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"Go away now. Come on. Come on."
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"ADULT ADAM: And with that, my brother had everything he needed"
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"to become a villain that could even rival Jack Nicholson's Joker."
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"Wait till they get a load of me."
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"- What'd you say? - Nothing! Go away now."
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"Wait till they get a load of... Nope. Moment's passed. Damn it."
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"ADULT ADAM: It had been a day since my sister's Penn State disaster,"
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"and our parents still didn't know until now."
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"Hey, folks, no need for alarm,"
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"except for the incredibly alarming phone call I just got."
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"It seems that Erica tanked her interview with Penn State,"
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"and then attacked the man in a parking garage."
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"- What? - What have you done, child?"
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"It's not my fault!"
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"Dad said I had to go to Penn State,"
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"and I wanted CMU, and now I have nothing,"
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"and, dear Lord, this is a disaster!"
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"Look, you folks can relax because OI' Glascott has the solution."
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"- Good. - Thank God."
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"I have failed as a mother."
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"Are any of you familiar with the International Correspondence School?"
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"Do you want to make more money? Sure, we all do."
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"You may have seen their catchy TV commercials"
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"starring America's sweetheart, Sally Struthers."
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"- Don't. - Ooh, look!"
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"In just two short years, you can get a degree in TVIVCR repair."
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"But I don't want to fix TVs!"
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"Well, luckily, you have a bunch of other options."
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"Gun repair, child day care, learning the personal computer."
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"We're seeing the same thing you are! You don't have to read it out loud!"
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"Interior decorating? Cooking? Art? Air conditioner maintenance?"
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"I mean, what does this school not have?"
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"- A campus. - This is a nightmare!"
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"Okay, let's all just take a breath. We've got one card left to play."
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"Murray, you're an alum."
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"You'll go down there and straighten this whole mess out."
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"Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea."
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"- What? Why not? - She made her bed,"
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"and now, she's gonna have to lie in it!"
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"- Kid's got to learn. - Yeah. In college."
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"Okay, I am not getting involved."
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"- End of story! Do not pry! - Shh!"
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"Well, I am getting you into Penn State."
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"No child of mine will deal with the consequences of her actions!"
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"Excuse me. 1-800..."
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"ADULT ADAM: As Erica's college career went up in flames,"
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"my plan to shoot a Batman movie with Pops"
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"was about to be shut down."
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"Well, well, well."
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"If it isn't Adamander Goldberg in the flesh."
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"- "Adamander"? - We need to talk, my friend."
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"You think "Adam" is short for "Adamander"?"
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"It's time to pay The Piper."
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"- Do you think it's like Alexander? - Forget the name!"
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"You got other things to worry about."
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"ADULT ADAM: Did I ever."
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"At that very moment, Pops would stumble upon"
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"a secret recording of me bashing him and all he held dear."
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"(ON RECORDING) Nah, I'm just humoring him."
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"All that old-timey stuff he likes, it's just not for me."
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"Oh, no. I said awful things about his terrible version of Batman."
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"Yes, you did."
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"For once, Pops is gonna be in my stupid home movie."
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"Rad: The Barry Goldberg Story."
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"No! You can't put that wonderful elderly man in a BMX movie!"
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"I don't think you'll be stopping me."
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"No! You can't do this!"
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"Okay. This isn't a problem. I'll just grab my toolbox and..."
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"Damn it! I don't have real-world skills."
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"Or a utility belt with actual utilities!"
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"Well, well, looks like you wanted to get into Penn State"
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"a little bit more than you thought, hmm, Miss Goldberg?"
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"She does, and we are so, so grateful"
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"that you agreed to meet with us today,"
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"and Erica is very sorry for her behavior."
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"I really am. I mean, stalking you in the garage"
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"and singing a hurtful song about you smelling like poots"
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"and comparing your wife's appearance to that of a canine..."
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"It's all very..."
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"Not good."
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"I might also add, she ate a sandwich on my desk."
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"Which reminds me, you know, I never had my lunch."
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"Would you mind if I rudely devoured this and wasted your time?"
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"Okay, I deserve that."
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"Mmm. That is very messy. All right, well, I've made my point, okay?"
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"Well, it might interest you to know that my husband, Murray Goldberg,"
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"is an active alum of this school."
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"An active alum?"
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"- Active. - Damn it. Fine."
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"Well, I'm sure we can, uh, work something out. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Just take a look."
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"Huh. It appears that Mr. Goldberg is not, in fact, a graduate of Penn State."
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"- What? How dare you! - See for yourself."
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"He's one credit shy of graduation."
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"I say I'd earned a celebratory bite, hmm?"
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