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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - I'm a Boy (S06E06)

"Gooood morning. - Try good 13:30."
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"I'm just so worn out from carrying around all this tip money. Here you go, mom."
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"Why don't you, kick up the thermostat couple deegres on me."
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"Well,thank you honey. And you have been such a big help working yourself nearly to death. I made you"
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"your special sandwich. - Oooh, "the Eric McSweady"."
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"It's a regular sandwich. Hold the masculinity."
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"It's almost time for Red's doctors appointment. I have to iron his underware."
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"No crust, check, extra jelly, check. My mommy loves me. Check."
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"Eric, wow you look beat. - Yeah, I was working until like 1:00 last night. - Oh, my poor baby."
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"I know something that will cheer you up."
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"Today, I got my first bridal magazine."
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"We can spend the whole afternoon talking about wedding stuff."
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"Like, the groomsmen can wear kilts."
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"Donna, you know how much I'd love to spend 4-5 hours talking about the wedding,"
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"or clothes, or clothes for the wedding, but, God I'm so beat from last night."
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"Okay. Why don't you go back to bad,and I'll crawl up with you after class, but this time"
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"sweep the bed for GI Joes, cause that last thing that happened that was unpleasant."
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"Life is a cabaret, my friend!"
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"You didn't work untill 1:00. We got off at 22:00 and played poker."
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"Hyde, let's not wear ourselves down with the truth here."
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"When I started working full time, I thought that my life was gonna be a total grind,"
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"but my mom, Donna, they can't do enaugh for me."
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"Look at this. Heart shaped sandwiches. Donna's giving me sexy naps."
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"As God is my witness I will never go hungry or horny again."
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"Will you please wear the ironed underware. I have a reputation to protect."
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"Eric, you're driving me to my doctors appointment. Please, put on pants."
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"Eric is a little tired from working so late, so I found someone else to drive you."
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"Jump in Smokey, Bandit's on the move."
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"Okay Brooke. Here's the thing. We should date. - Michael, I'm pregnant with your child."
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"Pretty much the best and worst things about dating have allready happened to us."
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"Okay, but we missed out on all the in between."
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"Like. Okay, we need to spice up our illegitimate pregnancy with a little romance."
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"I mean, look how much we have in common. You are having my baby,"
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"and I am the father of your baby."
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"Okay look, don't pretend you wanna go out with me just because you feel guilty."
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"Brooke, I wanna go out with you cause you're hot."
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"Okay fine, but I'm not hot. I've gain six pounds."
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"That's okay, cause it's mostly in your boobs."
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"See, nature does this to keep us guys around while you gals chunk out."
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"Okay, let's get couple of things straight. I don't wanna be here,"
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"you don't wanna be here. - I wan't to be here."
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"Fine. I don't wanna be here, and I don't care what you want."
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"Okay then. Are you buckled up? - Yes."
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"Hmm, because the little blinking man on the dashboard says you aren't."
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"Buckle up. - No. - Yes. - No. Look, start this car"
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"or I'm gonna pack you in the crate, take you down to the port and trade you for a year supply of bananas."
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"Hey. - Hey. - You awake?"
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"Well, if I were asleep there'd be six of you all making out with yourselves."
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"Can't belive how late you must stay at the restaurant. - Well, you know"
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"that grated cheese you like so much? Gets grated the night before."
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"Yeah, little thing we like to call "prep", so. - I love it when you use restourant talk."
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"Donna, I have to warn you, I'm exhausted. So, you're gonna have to do all the work."
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"Why should today be any different?"
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"I need to know what to do on a first date with a women who is carrying my child?"
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"Hold her while she weeps."
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"Hey wait, what if you guys came to dinner with me and Brooke? It would make easier to find stuff"
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"to talk about. - No, no man, there is no way I'm going on a date with your ex girlfriend"
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"who is now my girlfiend, and your new girlfriend"
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"who doesn't wanna be your girlfriend, but is pregnant with your child."
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"It's like hillbilly territory."
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"I'll pay."
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"I'm in."
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"Well then i have to go find something to wear. I mean i'm happy that Brooke's gonna have"
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"a father for her baby and all, but I still have to look prettier than her."
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"Well I was woken from my afternooon nap by my girlfriend for some afternoon delight,"
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"afterwhich i took another afternoon nap."
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"You know what i have right in the palm of my hand? - No one wants to know that. Just wash up."
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"The secret of life."
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"You know what? I'm taking this one step further, fellas. I'm gonna get fat."
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"Yeah, i'll never be strong, but i think i can be fat."
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"That's a pretty thought."
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"C'mon, Fez, don't be scared. Go say "hi"."
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"No, he's too fat."
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"I don't know where his face is."
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"He can't eat you. He can't even move. Watch!"
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"That tickles."
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"Aaah, something's poking me."
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"GI Joe. There you are."
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"What else is in there?"
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"Kelso!"
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"I thought you moved away! - I've been living on crumbs!"
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"Alright, okay. Laugh all you want but all I see is a guy who doesn't have to go out of bed"
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"to go to the bathroom... And that's beautiful."
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"Hey look there's the "Oaks Lodge". Pull over."
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"But i thought we would celebrate your good checkup."
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"There's this pie down at the coffee shop I've been flirting with for days."
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"How about this for a celebration, I'm going in there with my budies and you"
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"wait in the car. - But that does not sound like fun."
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"Well, that's how we celebrate in America."
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"Okay, let's head for home."
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"So now you're not gonna talk? - Why should I talk?"
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"My feelings are obviously of no consequence to you."
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"Alright, maybe I stayed a little longer then I expected."
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"Hey look, how about we stop for some pie? - No."
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"Oh c'mon, let me get you a pie. - I am not in the mood."
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"Oh just let me buy you a... - There will be no pie!"
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"Wow, good pot.There's gotta be like 4 or 5 bucks in there."
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"Yeah you guys are going down. I gotta a full house."
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"I mean... What do I got?"
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"Why don't you bet a lot and see."
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"Kelso, I know you think you got a full house, but you're only holding two cards."
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"So I'll raise."
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"This is great. It's 1:00 and I'm not alone."
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"I'm not alone. This is great."
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"Guys I don't wanna brag but my belt is getting pretty tight."
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"I think operation "Fat Eric" is well under way."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"You told me you were working."
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"I brought you brownies because you told me you were working your ass off."
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"And now it turns out you were spending all the time, we could have spent together, with the guys."
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"And, I gave you daytime sex."
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"Alright. Who brought brownies?"
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"Is Eric upstairs? - Just look for the lump under the cover sucking his thumb."
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"Hey, you gonna yell? - No, I'm past yelling. - What's past yelling?"
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"It's the dark side of the moon, my friend."
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"The place so ugly if it was a women even you wouldn't have sex with her."
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"Ahh, that's bad."
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"How can you sleep untill noon after what happened last night?"
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"I'm exhausted from loving you so much."
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"You're completely regressing. You lie around all day and you act if you'd be happy"
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