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Clips from Lucifer - ¡Diablo! (S05E05)

"Keri was the show's number two."
Lucifer
"I can't believe it, but he actually solved it!"
Lucifer
"Oh, Diablo, is there anything you can't do?"
Lucifer
"But didn't Keri kill Matt to take his job?"
Lucifer
"I don't think freedom was the yearning, man."
Lucifer
"Yeah, I don't think Keri killed him at all."
Lucifer
"Based on the stab wounds,"
Lucifer
"I was able to confirm that the victims were killed by someone right-handed,"
Lucifer
"and Keri has repetitive stress injuries in her wrists."
Lucifer
"I mean, it'd be highly unlikely"
Lucifer
"that she could stab someone with the force that made those wounds,"
Lucifer
"especially with her non-dominant hand."
Lucifer
"Well, it says it right here in black and white."
Lucifer
"Diablo was certain the killer was number two."
Lucifer
"Unless he meant someone else."
Lucifer
"So, this is Diablo's club."
Lucifer
"Hades,"
Lucifer
"where Christie Dancer was a stripper"
Lucifer
"before she joined the police force to solve her father's murder."
Lucifer
"Don't worry, one of these bottles, there is actual booze in it."
Lucifer
"A little secret from the scenes where Detective Dancer has to get a confession"
Lucifer
"with a lap dance."
Lucifer
"[chuckles ironically]"
Lucifer
"-Oh, thank you. -Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"Cheers."
Lucifer
"[Dancer grunts]"
Lucifer
"-[coughs] -So how do you do it?"
Lucifer
"No, no, no. I mean, the way they write your character."
Lucifer
"I mean, she only exists to serve Diablo."
Lucifer
"So what's the secret to getting up every day knowing everything you do and say is"
Lucifer
"only servicing another person?"
Lucifer
"Do you think there's a secret?"
Lucifer
"It's literally hell on Earth."
Lucifer
"Saying those lines, wearing those clothes..."
Lucifer
"Thank God it's over."
Lucifer
"Now I can really push myself."
Lucifer
"Okay, there's this film."
Lucifer
"It's a tiny indie, but the part is so great."
Lucifer
"It's this woman coming back from Afghanistan,"
Lucifer
"dealing with her mother's Alzheimer's."
Lucifer
"Now that I'm free, I can take the part,"
Lucifer
"and the director's so collaborative."
Lucifer
"I'm sorry."
Lucifer
"I'm rambling."
Lucifer
"No."
Lucifer
"No, it's just, um..."
Lucifer
"You said this was an amazing gig"
Lucifer
"and that you were grateful to have it."
Lucifer
"That's true."
Lucifer
"I was, but you gotta move on. [sputtering]"
Lucifer
"When a gig ends, sometimes it's easier to focus on the bad."
Lucifer
"It's actor stuff. We're crazy."
Lucifer
"Yeah, yeah. I totally get it."
Lucifer
"And now you can showcase your talent on a show that lets you."
Lucifer
"Well, for example, the impression you did of Keri."
Lucifer
"I mean, that was really... really good. Dead-on."
Lucifer
"-You think so? -Yeah."
Lucifer
"Yeah, in fact, it would be nearly impossible"
Lucifer
"to tell you two apart over the phone."
Lucifer
"[panting] Wait."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"I understand killing your showrunner for holding you back,"
Lucifer
"and I get you hiding the vape cartridge to frame your co-star, but why..."
Lucifer
"would you kill him when you wanted us to think he was the murderer?"
Lucifer
"Because that idiot "deduced my yearning""
Lucifer
"and figured out what I did!"
Lucifer
"He was honestly sweet, in a dopey way,"
Lucifer
"but I wasn't gonna let him take away the freedom I almost got myself."
Lucifer
"I am not spending the next six seasons with my main prop as a stripper pole!"
Lucifer
"[Dancer grunts]"
Lucifer
"[groans]"
Lucifer
"So, Diablo was right."
Lucifer
"The killer was number two,"
Lucifer
"on the actors' call sheet."
Lucifer
"How long have you been here?"
Lucifer
"Long enough to realize you have this totally handled on your own."
Lucifer
"As much as I appreciate the effort, I think I prefer my own club,"
Lucifer
"and I definitely prefer the way my father made you, Detective."
Lucifer
"Though I'm sure your tips would have been great."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"That wasn't the right joke, was it?"
Lucifer
"I'm just not finding the right thing to say."
Lucifer
"I'm sorry, Detective."
Lucifer
"I wish you'd just tell me what to do."
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"[scoffs]"
Lucifer
"I don't know if there is anything for you to do. I..."
Lucifer
"I thought that I had found someone who had the answer,"
Lucifer
"someone who knew how it felt, someone..."
Lucifer
"who could help me cope with feeling..."
Lucifer
"so powerless."
Lucifer
"But I was wrong."
Lucifer
"[both laughing]"
Lucifer
"You have mentioned a few times now that you are worried about going to Hell."
Lucifer
"What's the problem?"
Lucifer
"I literally grew up there."
Lucifer
"I, I turned out fine."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"I mean, you're right."
Lucifer
"You're right. I don't..."
Lucifer
"It's just some stupid thing humans say."
Lucifer
"Mm."
Lucifer
"But I want to know about you, though."
Lucifer
"Your..."
Lucifer
"abandonment issues."
Lucifer
"[scoffs] I wouldn't..."
Lucifer
"call them abandonment issues."
Lucifer
"They're not issues."
Lucifer
"I mean, who cares if Lucifer left me, right?"
Lucifer
"[scoffs]"
Lucifer
"Chloe left me."
Lucifer
"[sighs]"
Lucifer
"[sobs] Then she left me."
Lucifer
"Why did she leave me?"
Lucifer
"Eve?"
Lucifer
"[sobbing]"
Lucifer
"Ugh! [grunts]"
Lucifer
"[elevator dings]"
Lucifer
"[whooshing sound]"
Lucifer
"Huh."
Lucifer
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