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Clips from Family Guy - The Marrying Kind (S19E19)

"Are you kidding me?"
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"They never did catch my dad,"
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"but I wasn't so lucky."
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"That's breakfast, ladies."
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"I was sentenced to 12 to 15 years for hotel breakfast crim."
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"But I wouldn't snitch on the old man."
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"Hey, give me that oatmeal."
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"In the end, Dad figured out a way"
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"we could keep eating breakfast together."
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"We just had to kill a guard or two."
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"Actually, we had to kill a bunch of guards."
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"It was bad."
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"It became a so‐so Netflix documentary"
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"that Mort and Rachel were able to watch"
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"with his dead wife's uncle's password."
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"Why always we come only here?"
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"Babe, when‐when you find gold,"
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"you don't then, like, go looking for silver."
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"Stewie, why are we here?"
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"Look, Brian, you're my best friend."
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"Zlata, you're my wife."
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"Mistakes have been made, but we need to move forward."
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"- We all agree on that? - So, you forgive me?"
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"Well, I've been thinking about this situation,"
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"and I have a proposal for you."
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"I want you to sleep with my wife again."
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"What?"
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"I want you to have no‐ties sex with my wife."
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"But that's it. If you think for one second"
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"that you're gonna take her to a museum, think again."
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"- You blew that chance. - Um..."
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"I'm talking like, right when you're done boning, you're gone."
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"Stew Man comes in for the cuddles."
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"Stew Man cleans up wet spots."
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"You don't get to do that. Not after what you did."
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"Uh, I'm‐I'm a little confused."
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"Look, together we're kind of the perfect husband."
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"While you're banging her, I'm walking with a shoebox"
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"full of our receipts to H&R Block."
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"So, y‐you just want the crappy parts of marriage?"
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"My friend, we have a very different idea"
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"of what that is."
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"And I'm serious, if I catch you pulling"
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"one hair tie from her jeans pocket before you do laundry,"
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"I'll break your arm, man."
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"Okay, Stewie, I‐I guess I'm in."
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"- Just one thing. - What's that?"
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"I'm gonna need some more breadsticks."
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"Macaroni Grill."
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"Come arrange your cuckolding agreement here."
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"Hey, Stewie, where's Zlata?"
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"It's over. She left."
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"I'm boxing up her underwear."
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"She would just take them off"
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"and kick them into the corner of the room."
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"- Hey, Stewie. - Hey, Doug."
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"Oh, I heard about Splitsville."
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"Uh, that's why I prefer"
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"just me, my big wheel,"
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"and the doll I draw private parts on."
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"I hear you."
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"I like to put rocks in cups, Stewie."
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"You can't really do that with some gnat buzzing in your ear."
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"Do you shake the cup?"
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"Not sure what else you do with rocks in a cup."
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"God, he's so cool. I hate it."
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"Well, there's only one thing left for me to do."
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"- You can take this job and... - Surprise!"
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"Me? Yes, yes. Thank you."
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"You don't know how much I needed this today."
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"You're all right, Griffin."
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"- Levi... - For a"
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"Stop using that word."
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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