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Clips from Family Guy - The Marrying Kind (S19E19)

"I can't believe this worked."
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"I'm Stewie. I'm going to be your husband."
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"- Zlata. - We're such each other's forever people."
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"Brian, I'd like you to meet my fiancée"
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"that I ordered from the Ukraine, the soon‐to‐be Zlata Griffin."
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"Is that‐‐ is there a dead body in there?"
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"Yeah, they send two in case one dies."
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"She was sister."
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"Looks like her arm was gnawed off."
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"Babe, you don't have to eat people. We got food."
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"Stewie, this is crazy."
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"You can't marry that woman. You don't even know her."
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"I know she can disassemble"
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"and reassemble a rifle in 15 seconds."
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"- How does that matter... - I know it's adorable"
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"that she thinks we're gonna see Whoopi Goldberg"
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"- everywhere we go. - Stewie..."
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"I hear Whoopi Goldberg out here?"
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"Z and Bri, my two favorites."
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"I‐I don't even..."
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"Zlata, what‐‐ why would you marry a baby?"
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"In my country, everyone I know blows up."
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"She wanted to leave, I had 200 bucks."
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"Boom, we're each other's forever people."
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"Are there any more options for breakfast, Mom?"
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"Bread without whole walnuts in it? Yuck."
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"What's going on with you two?"
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"Well, it's just, hotel living got us accustomed"
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"to having multiple breakfast options."
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"Yeah, we're like when astronauts come back from space"
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"and can't fit back in with society, but with breakfasts."
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"Well, I'd advise you space cadets to come back to Earth,"
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"because I'm only making one thing."
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"Okay. Meg, did you hear what I said?"
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"I said I'd advise you space cadets to come back"
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"- to Earth because... - Yeah, I heard you!"
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"You know, there is a Best Western in Quahog."
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"Well, yeah, but don't we need a room key to get breakfast?"
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"You mean like this one?"
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"Oh, you dog."
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"Grab your coat, we're going to the Best Western."
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"I don't need my coat; it's hot."
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"Get your coat now!"
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"That's the gatekeeper."
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"We just show her the key and we get free food."
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"Yep, just keep it simple."
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"Now, if asked, we're brothers from Sweden,"
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"same mom, different dad."
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"Well, shouldn't it be same dad,"
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"- different mom? - No, no, no."
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"The Swedes have a very long fertility window, Chris."
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"Trust me on this. Remember, big accent."
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"Hey, guys, FYI, breakfast is closing in five minutes."
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"Ja."
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"We're doing it, Chris. Our cover story is working."
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"I'm looking for a pair of half brothers"
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"with different fathers from Finland."
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"Haloo?"
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"‐"
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"It's done."
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"This is why Sweden, Chris."
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"- Never Finland. - I'll never doubt you again."
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"Good. Now grab a yogurt that's way smaller"
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"than you knew they made yogurts."
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"And you grab an orange juice that doesn't taste"
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"like orange juice, but like someone described"
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"the taste of orange juice to an alien."
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"- I better get going. - Have good day at work, husband."
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"Mwah. Babe, you're too good to me."
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"I just left my car in stall four."
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"- Perfect. I can take it from here. - Okay, great."
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"And I apologize, but my son threw up in the back."
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"Okay, it's no problem, we can clean that up for you."
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"Thanks, you're the best."
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"Hey, Levi, we got a backseat vomit in the maroon PT Cruiser."
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"Levi?"
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"Levi? Levi?"
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"Hey, uh, so, I'm really sorry, but I‐I threw up"
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"- all over the front seat. - Not a problem."
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"Thanks, man. Late for a flight."
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"Levi?"
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"Levi? Levi?"
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"Hey, I accidentally barfed in my car."
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"They told me I could leave it here?"
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"- Yeah. I'll clean it. - Thanks."
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"I got to catch my flight."
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"Levi? Levi?"
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"Uh, this one looks good. The, uh, second cheapest one."
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"I'd actually recommend that first Cab there."
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"- Sound good. - I love Cab."
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"That second cheapest one sounds great, too."
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"We'll take that one."
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"Indulge me in one more work story?"
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"So, last week I put this nice family in a Sonata."
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"Those are supposed to be great cars."
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"Actually, uh, yeah..."
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"They're‐they're not great. They're okay."
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"Anyway, he says he'll fill the car up before he brings it back."
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"He opts out of buying our gas."
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"Which is, like, ten percent of less than anywhere in town."
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"That's right, babe."
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"But that's his prerogative, as Mitch says."
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"Mitch is my manager."
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"So, fast‐forward to this morning."
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"I get the car back, I check the tank."
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"Three‐quarters full. Quahog, we have a problem."
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"Stewie, you're so funny."
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"It's from a movie."
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"Anyway, that's a 150% markup."
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"Turns out he was late for a flight and figured"
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"it's worth it to eat the nine bucks."
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"So, yeah, a Wednesday I won't soon be forgetting."
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"- One check fine? - $15 on this, the rest on theirs."
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"- I like them. - Hmm?"
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"Aaron and Shauna. They're nice. I like them."
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"- Yeah. - It's comfortable going out with people"
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"in the same socioeconomic class as us, you know?"
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"I mean, I love the Burtons, but I don't really like"
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"to go to dinner parties in apartments."
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"Apartment no worse than room in house."
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