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Clips from Physical - Let's Get Down to Business (S01E01)

who, I hope, find it in their hearts to love him more.

"who, I hope, find it in their hearts to love him more."

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And help our volleyball team crush Rancho Palmas tonight

"And help our volleyball team crush Rancho Palmas tonight"

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to clinch the Avocado League.

"to clinch the Avocado League."

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And also, to give Mother the energy to inspire the workers

"And also, to give Mother the energy to inspire the workers"

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to construct her walk-in closet correctly this time.

"to construct her walk-in closet correctly this time."

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And, of course, give Father the courage and the foresight

"And, of course, give Father the courage and the foresight"

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to keep building a better America

"to keep building a better America"

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where honest, strong and loving families like ours come first.

"where honest, strong and loving families like ours come first."

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- Amen. - Amen.

"- Amen. - Amen."

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Beautiful words, my son.

"Beautiful words, my son."

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I'm grateful to you for them, and I am grateful for…

"I'm grateful to you for them, and I am grateful for…"

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For…

"For…"

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What is he even praying for?

"What is he even praying for?"

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He already owns everything he lays his eyes on.

"He already owns everything he lays his eyes on."

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How much money does one man need?

"How much money does one man need?"

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For all of you.

"For all of you."

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Let's eat.

"Let's eat."

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Bye.

"Bye."

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Eavesdrop much?

"Eavesdrop much?"

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No, I was just wanting to talk to you about my class.

"No, I was just wanting to talk to you about my class."

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What about it? You got ten students yet?

"What about it? You got ten students yet?"

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Ten? Is that the number that we've settled on?

"Ten? Is that the number that we've settled on?"

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Well, has to be ten bodies or over to make it worth my while.

"Well, has to be ten bodies or over to make it worth my while."

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Great. No problem.

"Great. No problem."

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And remember to get a solid ten,

"And remember to get a solid ten,"

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you gotta confirm 20 to account for the flake rate.

"you gotta confirm 20 to account for the flake rate."

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Twenty? You barely had 20 people to invite to your wedding.

"Twenty? You barely had 20 people to invite to your wedding."

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And Sheila,

"And Sheila,"

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bring some damn toilet paper.

"bring some damn toilet paper."

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If you don't have students, you don't have a class.

"If you don't have students, you don't have a class."

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And if you don't have a class then you might as well just be one of them.

"And if you don't have a class then you might as well just be one of them."

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Shoveling chicken fried cheese, fat noodle, pizza,

"Shoveling chicken fried cheese, fat noodle, pizza,"

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doughnut, corn dog, cream pie fat into your face

"doughnut, corn dog, cream pie fat into your face"

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until you're exploding all over your...

"until you're exploding all over your..."

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What in God's name?

"What in God's name?"

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Sweetie? What... What are you doing here?

"Sweetie? What... What are you doing here?"

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- Hi. - Hi.

"- Hi. - Hi."

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Hey. We were on our way to the library.

"Hey. We were on our way to the library."

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It was story time, I swear. And then they got cranky 'cause I forgot snacks,

"It was story time, I swear. And then they got cranky 'cause I forgot snacks,"

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and then I got cranky 'cause I forgot snacks.

"and then I got cranky 'cause I forgot snacks."

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So we got snacks.

"So we got snacks."

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That's not a snack. That's two adult-sized meals.

"That's not a snack. That's two adult-sized meals."

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It's fine. Really.

"It's fine. Really."

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Are you here collecting signatures in a leotard?

"Are you here collecting signatures in a leotard?"

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No. I just…

"No. I just…"

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I was getting signatures and then I had to...

"I was getting signatures and then I had to..."

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Well, I didn't have to, but... It's kind of embarrassing.

"Well, I didn't have to, but... It's kind of embarrassing."

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She's halfway through a corn dog. You think she's judging you?

"She's halfway through a corn dog. You think she's judging you?"

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I've been doing aerobics classes.

"I've been doing aerobics classes."

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Teaching, in fact.

"Teaching, in fact."

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Starting tomorrow. I love it.

"Starting tomorrow. I love it."

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You're teaching exercise classes. That's amazing.

"You're teaching exercise classes. That's amazing."

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You're amazing.

"You're amazing."

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I really love how it makes me feel awake.

"I really love how it makes me feel awake."

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Yeah, right. That sounds great.

"Yeah, right. That sounds great."

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Usually, I'm so tired. I'm, like, half dead.

"Usually, I'm so tired. I'm, like, half dead."

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One time, Ernie and I tried cocaine

"One time, Ernie and I tried cocaine"

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but it just ended up making me hit the shitter.

"but it just ended up making me hit the shitter."

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So I tried jogging.

"So I tried jogging."

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And then I thought about stopping a lot, so I did.

"And then I thought about stopping a lot, so I did."

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You should try aerobics. You might like it.

"You should try aerobics. You might like it."

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I should, right? Yeah, I might.

"I should, right? Yeah, I might."

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You... Do you think I'd stick out like a sore thumb?

"You... Do you think I'd stick out like a sore thumb?"

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She'll stick out like her fat ass. You can't let this happen.

"She'll stick out like her fat ass. You can't let this happen."

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No.

"No."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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I've counted 1,108 signatures. I think... I think we're good.

"I've counted 1,108 signatures. I think... I think we're good."

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Yeah, that is good.

"Yeah, that is good."

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We're, you know, we're about halfway there.

"We're, you know, we're about halfway there."

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What? Halfway? We...

"What? Halfway? We..."

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We only need a thousand to get on the ballot.

"We only need a thousand to get on the ballot."

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Yeah, we need a thousand verified signatures.

"Yeah, we need a thousand verified signatures."

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You need double that just to cancel out any dupes or unregistered voters.

"You need double that just to cancel out any dupes or unregistered voters."

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But, yeah, we're close.

"But, yeah, we're close."

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You're not close. You're right back where you fucking started.

"You're not close. You're right back where you fucking started."

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Shit.

"Shit."

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- Honey, it's okay. It's okay. - Shit. Sweetie.

"- Honey, it's okay. It's okay. - Shit. Sweetie."

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- Take her away. - I got it.

"- Take her away. - I got it."

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It's okay. We can be done.

"It's okay. We can be done."

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She's crabby all the time lately. Do you think something's wrong with her?

"She's crabby all the time lately. Do you think something's wrong with her?"

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No, kids just get crabby.

"No, kids just get crabby."

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You're just never here this much.

"You're just never here this much."

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Okay, well, she's not the only one.

"Okay, well, she's not the only one."

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I mean, if there's a problem with the signatures, I can...

"I mean, if there's a problem with the signatures, I can..."

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No, no, I just, I know my daughter and she's fine.

"No, no, I just, I know my daughter and she's fine."

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- Hey. Hi. Hey. Sorry, it was open. - Hi.

"- Hey. Hi. Hey. Sorry, it was open. - Hi."

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Gosh. You guys make domesticity look so fucking sexy, I swear.

"Gosh. You guys make domesticity look so fucking sexy, I swear."

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You want coffee?

"You want coffee?"

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Yeah, I'd fucking murder for some coffee and for some more clipboards.

"Yeah, I'd fucking murder for some coffee and for some more clipboards."

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You know, I actually got some of the marine bio heads

"You know, I actually got some of the marine bio heads"

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to start collecting sigs for us,

"to start collecting sigs for us,"

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and I only barely had to use my sexuality.

"and I only barely had to use my sexuality."

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Barely. Did you hear that, Sheil?

"Barely. Did you hear that, Sheil?"

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I did. Yeah.

"I did. Yeah."

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And it wasn't funny.

"And it wasn't funny."

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Well, I mean, all hands on deck, right?

"Well, I mean, all hands on deck, right?"

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Sheil, I was just wondering, do you have any, like,

"Sheil, I was just wondering, do you have any, like,"

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I don't know, tennis friends or, like, mom friends

"I don't know, tennis friends or, like, mom friends"

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who would be willing to help us out?

"who would be willing to help us out?"

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Yeah, let me think.

"Yeah, let me think."

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Sheila's never had any female friends.

"Sheila's never had any female friends."

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That's not true.

"That's not true."

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No, it's totally cool.

"No, it's totally cool."

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It was just a thought.

"It was just a thought."

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You know, I also struggle to connect with other women as well.

"You know, I also struggle to connect with other women as well."

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Or at least they struggled to connect with me.

"Or at least they struggled to connect with me."

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I hope you like it sweet.

"I hope you like it sweet."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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No students, no time.

"No students, no time."

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Just him and Simone.

"Just him and Simone."

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And Greta who moves like a puddle of mayo will be the only one in class.

"And Greta who moves like a puddle of mayo will be the only one in class."

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And you won't even break a fucking sweat in your old ass ballet shoes.

"And you won't even break a fucking sweat in your old ass ballet shoes."

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Ballet shoes, ballet shoes, ballet shoes,

"Ballet shoes, ballet shoes, ballet shoes,"

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ballet shoes, ballet shoes, ballet...

"ballet shoes, ballet shoes, ballet..."

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I love your place. It's so atmospheric.

"I love your place. It's so atmospheric."

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You're the first student of mine who hasn't been here.

"You're the first student of mine who hasn't been here."

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What brings you by now?

"What brings you by now?"

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I was so sad to see you close your ballet studio!

"I was so sad to see you close your ballet studio!"

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Did you find a new space yet?

"Did you find a new space yet?"

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Nope. Nothing I can afford.

"Nope. Nothing I can afford."

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