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Clips from Noelle

"um, she would take us to bed."
Noelle
"Six months ago, Dad died,"
Noelle
"so, Nick became Santa and he was feeling overwhelmed,"
Noelle
"so I told him that he should take some time off,"
Noelle
"get away for a while and he wound up here,"
Noelle
"and now he wants to stay and do yoga,"
Noelle
"and, um, everybody in the North Pole is really mad at me."
Noelle
"So, I took the sleigh and the reindeer to bring him back."
Noelle
"All right, thank you for being so nice to Alex."
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"Good luck, Kringle. Merry Christmas."
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"BOY: Look, there's another Santa!"
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"MALL SANTA: What're you doing? This is my gig. Time to move."
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"NICK: Can I just say one thing?"
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"- MALL SANTA: I'm certified. - Sorry."
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"MALL SANTA: I have a diploma from the Phoenix Santa school."
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"NOELLE: Sit back down. This is where you belong."
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"- MALL SANTA: I belong in that chair. - NOELLE: Excuse me. You sit down."
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"You are not even a real Santa. I need you to show some respect."
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"- He's the real Santa. - GUARD: Let's discuss this over here."
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"- Hey! You... - (GUARD SCREAMS)"
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"(CROWD GASPING)"
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"- GUARD: You're coming with me. - Oh, sorry!"
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"- NICK: Leave her alone. - This is unnecessary."
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"- NICK: Noelle! - NOELLE: Nick, stay where you are."
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"- NICK: Sorry! - These kids need to meet the real Santa."
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"- NICK: I'll give you a free yoga class. - Uh..."
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"Ho, ho, ho! Who is next? You, come on."
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"Look, my sister didn't mean any harm, okay? She just..."
Noelle
"She used to beat me up for fun all the time."
Noelle
"She's just having fun, okay? She's fun-loving."
Noelle
"I guess that's why she assaulted a cop."
Noelle
"She's talkin' about crazy things like the North Pole and elves."
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"What's so crazy about elves?"
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"They're holding her for psychiatric evaluation."
Noelle
"Wait, tomorrow is Christmas Eve, though."
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"Thanks for the reminder. I still gotta shop."
Noelle
"You still need to shop? Well, you know, I can get you whatever you want."
Noelle
"You know? Straight from the workshop."
Noelle
"You want a My Little Pony Explore Equestria Crystal Empire Castle playset?"
Noelle
"Done."
Noelle
"I'll get it for you. With accessories."
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"I don't have any kids."
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"What a shock."
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"- (ELVES CLAMORING) - (GAVEL BANGING)"
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"WOMAN 1: There's only two days till Christmas."
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"Why don't you just eat the whole gavel, Elder Elf Abe?"
Noelle
"Now, I say we take all 2,837 presents,"
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"put them on a motorized ice floe with GPS coordinates and..."
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"- (MURMURING) - WOMAN 2: He can't do it!"
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"GPS coordinates!"
Noelle
"Gabe, for the last time,"
Noelle
"there're more than 2,837 nice children."
Noelle
"ALL: Yeah!"
Noelle
"However many presents there are, we have no way to deliver them."
Noelle
"No, listen to me. I can do this."
Noelle
"We just need to do a reboot or maybe get an appointment at the Genius bar."
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"Please, I can do it!"
Noelle
"Reports are filing in from all over Phoenix"
Noelle
"of emails denying children presents and signed by Santa Claus."
Noelle
"Young Evelyn Ramirez received one because she bites her fingernails."
Noelle
"Another boy was rejected because of his failure to floss."
Noelle
"It seems like there's a real shortage of Christmas spirit this year."
Noelle
"Hopefully, we'll have some more cheerful stories for you soon."
Noelle
"SANTA ROBOT: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!"
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"(SANTA ROBOT WHIRRING)"
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"REPORTER ON TV: There was a disturbing scene"
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"at the Desert Ridge Marketplace today."
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"A hysterical woman..."
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"Listen, I know we can't hang this Christmas,"
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"but I got you something."
Noelle
"Thanks, Dad. This is great."
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"I know you told Noelle you wanted me to come over"
Noelle
"and do our traditional Sun Ming red and green eggroll thing, but I just..."
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"Dad, I never told Noelle that."
Noelle
"Well, then, how did she know?"
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"She said I'd get what I wanted for Christmas, but I never told her."
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"- Come on, Alex. That's ridiculous. - Dad, it's true!"
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"- Good morning. - Good morning. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Can I come in?"
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"Sure, Aunt Polly."
Noelle
"Thank you."
Noelle
"Or should I say... Elf Polly?"
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"Sit."
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"Now, I see she told you,"
Noelle
"and I see that you don't believe her."
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"That she lives in the North Pole?"
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"No. I tend to believe what I can see."
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"Well, if that's the only problem."
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"JAKE: Oh!"
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"You should get that looked at."
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"Let me ask you a question, Detective."
Noelle
"Can you see love?"
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"Can you see sorrow?"
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"Can you see joy?"
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"Is there anything realer than that?"
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"Like what you feel for your boy?"
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"How can I help?"
Noelle
"Get her out of that hospital, and I will take care of the rest."
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"Why do you think you're here today, Noelle?"
Noelle
"Because I kicked a policeman,"
Noelle
"which isn't illegal where I'm from. Because we don't have policeman."
Noelle
"I see."
Noelle
"And where are you from?"
Noelle
"The North Pole, and my dad is Santa Claus,"
Noelle
"and now my brother is Santa Claus. You can start laughing now."
Noelle
"I'm not gonna laugh, Noelle."
Noelle
"I've dealt with many patients who have unusual identities."
Noelle
"I treat a man who believes he's the tooth fairy."
Noelle
"Well, that's ridiculous."
Noelle
"And a woman who's certain she's Mother Nature."
Noelle
"Wow. Some real nuts out there."
Noelle
"And I have another patient who's convinced he's Frosty the Snowman."
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"Frosty's here?"
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"No, no. Come on. Nice try. Frosty couldn't survive in Phoenix."
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"At home, he doesn't even go indoors."
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"He's terrified of fireplaces."
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"Drama queen. Miss that guy."
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"You know, the thing is,"
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