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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Sister Cities (S02E02)

"And the guys at Cars of Stars Rentals"
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"said that this just screams Los Angeles,"
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"which it does if you use the horn."
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"I think it's David Lee Roth's voice."
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"Jayden, where are the mayors?"
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"They disappeared into the mall."
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"Am I gonna be executed?"
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"Yeah, this is worse than what I did, right, sir?"
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"I'm in less trouble than Jayden because--"
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"Jayden, my friend. [laughs]"
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"Gentlemen, ma'am, I am so, so sorry."
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"Oh, I see you got T-shirts."
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"Oh, and so much more."
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"We got pizza, excellent omakase,"
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"a lunchtime face-lift."
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"Then we had CBD brownies. [laughter]"
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"I had copies of all my keys made."
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"And then a truck full of tacos just appeared."
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"And I got my nails, uh, did."
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"Am I saying that correctly?"
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"- Actually, you are. - Oh!"
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"And this guy, what a tour guide."
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"[laughter]"
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"Well, this was the plan."
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"Welcome to LA."
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"Hey, why don't we head back to Getty House"
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"and then talk turkey?"
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"The Turks? They are animals."
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"- Well, you know, I didn't-- - I'm kidding."
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"I know what you mean. [laughter]"
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"I'm a little high. - It happens."
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"All right, let's take my car, shall we?"
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"Here we go. - Thank you."
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"- Welcome to LA. - Yeah."
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"Hey, Tommy. - Yeah?"
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"Jayden's gonna ride with us."
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"I know you don't want to burden me with problems,"
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"so why don't you solve that"
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"and then tell me how you did it afterwards?"
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"Oh, here."
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"Nice parking job, you idiot."
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""I can't"? What does "I can't" even mean?"
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""I can't because I'm busy"?"
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""I can't because I love you so much"
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"and I'm scared of disappointing you"?"
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"Look, this was fun before,"
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"but someone recorded themselves pulling it out on Zoom, so..."
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"But can I have a follow-up ask, "Why not?""
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"'Cause right before he said, "I can't,""
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"his eyes were like..."
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"and I could tell, inside, he was kind of like..."
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"His words didn't match his eyes."
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"They were inviting,"
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"like a piping-hot stew in a blizzard."
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"Okay, Mikaela, I want you to think about the last time"
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"someone made an unwanted advance toward you."
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"Richard Dreyfuss at baggage claim."
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"And would have appreciated a "Why not?""
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"Would that have sat well?"
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"[groans] Yeah, I see your point."
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"He did do that, by the way."
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"I'm sorry, kid."
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"If you like, I'll help you steal"
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"James' cologne so you can spray it on a body pillow."
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"Please do not do that."
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"Or maybe we could set you up"
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"with whoever whipped it out on Zoom."
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"Actually, she's married."
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"Yeah."
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"[rock music]"
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"♪"
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"[horn honking] - ♪ Los Angeles"
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"Hey, buddy!"
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"Guess what I did with the money."
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"- Looks like you got fillers. - I got fillers."
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"Yeah, but look, you'd never notice."
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"Thanks, buddy. Whoo!"
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"[horn honking] - ♪ Los Angeles"
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"- Good night, everybody! - Good night!"
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