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Clips from The War

"it's gonna be on a stretcher!"
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"Get up! I almost got my ears torn off, stupid idiot!"
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"I wish we'd never even had you."
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"Where'd you get that, anyhow?"
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"Big airplane just dropped them out of the sky."
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"You don't honest up, Billy, we're gonna scrub you down with lipstick"
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"so everyone thinks you got diaper rash, how about it?"
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"Nuh-uh! Yes-huh!"
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"After that, we're gonna shave your head bald as a witch's tit."
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"I ain't gonna look like no witch's tit."
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"You will if you don't tell us."
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"You can cut off every hair on my head, but I ain't telling you"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"The Lipnickis are coming!"
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"Great! That makes for a perfect day."
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"What the hell they doing here?"
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"Hey, did you guys tell them about this place?"
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"Of course not! No way, man!"
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"I gots to go home."
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"My mom gots to do my hair. See you, Lid."
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"Stu?"
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"What?"
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"I was gonna tell you."
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"Tell me what? What'd you do, Lidia?"
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"I mentioned to the little kid Lipnicki Billy that we was building a fort."
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"He ain't even allowed off his property."
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"How could you be talking to him?"
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"What?"
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"All the junk come from the Lipnickis' yard."
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"Oh, no!"
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"No! Oh, man, I warned you, Stu!"
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"A walking, talking broadcast station, that's what she is!"
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"Oh, man, I fold."
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"They're halfway across the lot. What are we doing?"
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"Stall them a minute. I gotta think."
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"Simmons!"
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"Simmons, you better get your butt down here!"
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"Stu, it's kind of important you come out here now!"
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"I admit it. I shouldn't have been there."
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"Yeah."
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"So I screwed up. Yeah."
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"All right, let's not make a big thing out of this."
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"So, now what?"
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"I don't know. I'm not going out there to fight them."
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"Oh, Stu!"
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"You're not thinking of handing it all back?"
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"This is our house! Maybe the only one we're ever gonna have."
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"Don't you think we ought to fight for it?"
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"Don't you recall a damn thing Daddy's taught us?"
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"He finds out we been fighting, he's gonna be real disappointed."
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"Well, maybe this ain't the time."
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"But haven't you considered that maybe he's never gonna find out?"
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"He's lying in that hospital, on machines that're breathing for him."
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"Don't you say one more word!"
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"You just better not talk like that no more!"
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"He's gonna be fine! He's always fine!"
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"Okay, Stu, I'm sorry."
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"Name one time he didn't turn out fine."
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"You're right. I'm sorry."
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"I... I didn't mean that, really."
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"We'll figure another way, that's all. No fighting."
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"Oh, Stu!"
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"I think you ought to join us out here on the patio right quick!"
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"Stu! Oh, Stu!"
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"Come here, twerps! Ow! Let go my ear!"
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"Ow! Shut your face, freckles!"
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"Stuart Simmons, meet Arliss Lipnicki again."
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"Billy there says you all been mooching of'n our property."
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"This is our stuff. Your daddy took it from our old house."
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"Seen bird houses built better than this."
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"Probably fall to pieces in the first good wind."
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"Bitching lock. Where'd you get it?"
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"It's my dad's."
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"Come from the war. Come on, give it back."
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"Ah, goody gumdrops. I think I'll just take it home and play with it."
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"Now, come on. Give it back."
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"That there's our stove, tell you that right now."
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"Them boards and rusty nails is our'n, too."
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"Well, if it's just them few things,"
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"we'll dismantle them and give them back."
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"Stu?"
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"Trespasser wants to give us back our ruined boards"
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"with 10 million scratches and dog piss stains."
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"Afraid I'm gonna have to lay claim to this here"
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"piece of crap fort."
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"Hell, you don't need to claim it."
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"You guys can come visit any time."
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"Yeah!"
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"Shut up, Billy, you little dip."
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"Hey, cool fort!"
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"God, what the hell did they do to your head?"
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"Same thing I'm gonna do to you!"
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"You got five seconds to tell me an idea I like better"
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"than seizing this place for our own."
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"Four, three, two. We'll dare you for it."
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"Cool, Arliss! A dare!"
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"What kind of dare?"
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"Any kind you say."
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"But if we win, we keep the fort."
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"If you lose?"
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"It's yours. Lock and key."
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"It's fine by us. See you at the quarry."
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"If we win, do we get to own the fort and say who's in it?"
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"That's what we get to do."
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"If I got the key, I'd have it be everyone's"
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"and we'd have a big party with Ring Dings, Little Debbies,"
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"Rocket Pops and Yoo-hoos and..."
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"Shut up, Billy, you little broken record!"
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"Thank you, now I'm starving. And I mean starving."
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"God!"
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"I'm scared."
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"Hold on, asshole!"
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"I am holding on!"
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"Water's calm now, but she gets real ugly when she empties."
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"Oh, man."
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"You sure you swum down there?"
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"You ain't psyching me out, are you?"
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"I told you I did."
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"Man!"
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"What are them noises?"
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