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Clips from Seinfeld - The Glasses (S05E05)

"No shot. Dog bite."
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"No, I know I wasn't shot."
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"Do I need a shot?"
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"Not shot. Dog bite."
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"Woof-woof. Not bang-bang."
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"- Look at this. The cable's out. - That's okay."
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"- We don't have to watch TV. - No, no. No trouble at all."
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"It's the principle of the thing."
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"I like them to know that I know what's going on..."
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"...that they're not getting away with anything."
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"I'm on hold."
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"So, what did you do yesterday?"
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"- Yesterday? - Yeah."
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"You remember yesterday."
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"Beautiful day. Good day to be out."
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"- I didn't do anything. - Well, you must've done something."
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"- No. Nothing really. - Didn't go out of the house?"
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"Didn't take a walk on Columbus Avenue?"
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"- Well, I did go out for a little while. - Well."
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"Your day's getting more interesting already."
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"Oh, see?"
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"Told me they'd be back in a minute, and they lied."
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"- You can't trust anyone. - No, you can't."
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"Well, let's cut the bull, sister!"
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"I know about you swapping spit with somebody on Columbus."
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"- What are you talking about? - Look, my friend saw you."
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"Saw me? With who?"
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"You tell me."
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"There's nothing to tell."
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"There isn't?"
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"No."
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"All right."
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"Wanna get some pizza?"
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"I had a feeling this was too good to be true."
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"- Why? - There had to be another side to you."
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"- No, there's no side. - There is a side, an ugly side."
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"No, no ugly side."
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"- Look, I think I'm gonna go. - Why?"
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"- It's really hot in here. - So we can still go out on Friday?"
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"Yeah. When are you getting an air conditioner?"
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"It's coming. It's a Commando 8, 12,000 BTUs."
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"It's gonna be like a meat locker in here."
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"- I was an idiot for listening to you. - Hey, I saw what I saw."
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"Everything was going so well. She hadn't seen any flaws in me."
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"- Now she sees a side. - What side?"
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"- A bad side, an ugly side. - So what?"
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"I wasn't planning on showing that side for another six months."
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"You made me throw off the whole learning curve."
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"- Why don't you just ask Jeffrey. - He'd just deny it."
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"- There must be some way to find out. - Amy said nothing happened."
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"You're taking her word over mine? I'm your best friend."
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"But you're blind as a bat."
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"I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wurtsboro?"
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"I was spotting those raccoons."
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"They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you."
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"Hey, look. A dime."
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"Mercury head."
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"- You mind? - No, keep it."
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"What happened? You buzzed five minutes ago."
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"There was a dog in front, and it spooked me."
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"- I couldn't come in until he left. - A little white dog?"
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"- Yeah. - Snowball?"
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"You're afraid of Snowball?"
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"I'm afraid of dogs now."
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"He's like a squirrel."
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"Well, he frightened me."
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"- Did you get the shot? - No. He said I didn't need a shot."
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"You got bit by a strange dog, and you didn't get a shot?"
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"You think I should have?"
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"Just go back to the optical store..."
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"...and ask Dwayne if he knows the dog's owner."
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"Good idea. I'm gonna do that."
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"The AC's on its way."
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"Pardon me. I went to see your friend Dwayne."
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"There was no discount."
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"- What? - That's right. No discount."
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"- Did you mention my name? - Yes, I mentioned your name."
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"- And? - Bupkis."
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"I don't believe this. That guy owes me big time."
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"I got him off sugar!"
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"I'm gonna go down there with you right now."
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"All right, let me just grab an apple."
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"- Kramer, Elaine's afraid of Snowball. - Little Snowball?"
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"He runs on batteries."
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"You know, George..."
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"...that's an onion."
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"Yes, it is."
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"He couldn't tell an apple from an onion..."
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"...and he's your eyewitness."
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"I saw them making out. You can believe it."
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"I don't know what to believe. Eating onions, spotting dimes."
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"I don't know what the hell is going on!"
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"Look, all you gotta do is get Amy and Jeffrey together somewhere."
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"- That's it. - Hey, wait a second."
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"I'm going over to Jeffrey's tomorrow to pick up these Paul Simon tickets."
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"I'm gonna surprise Amy. All I gotta do is bring her with me."
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"Then when Jeffrey opens the door, it's Howdy Doody time."
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"Right this way, Mr. Doody."
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"You'll see. I'm right."
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"- Hey, Dwayney. - Hello, Kramer."
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"- What is going on here? - What are you talking about?"
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"I'm talking about the 30 percent discount."
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"Excuse me."
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"- A man came in here- - Don't interrupt, they're discounting."
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"Who said anything about a discount?"
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"Oh, how quickly we forget."
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"- You owe me, buddy. - For what?"
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"- Remember this? - What are you doing?"
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"You were eating four of those for breakfast..."
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"...and chasing it with a Ring Ding and two Butterfingers on the train."
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"- Sound familiar? - Put that away."
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"Remember when I found you at Dinky Doughnuts?"
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"You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls!"
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"They wouldn't serve you anymore."
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"You wouldn't have teeth if it wasn't for me taking you..."
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"...to Joe's fruit stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat."
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"But so much for gratitude. Yeah! Yeah!"
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"All right! All right!"
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"I'll give him the discount. Just put that thing away!"
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"But this squares us."
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