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Clips from Bob's Burgers - A-Sprout a Boy (S12E12)

I tried it, too. I-I can't pull it off.

"I tried it, too. I-I can't pull it off."

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Teddy, none of that is an emergency.

"Teddy, none of that is an emergency."

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Bob, it's fish. It's perishable.

"Bob, it's fish. It's perishable."

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If I miss the delivery,

"If I miss the delivery,"

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my salmon is gonna sit in a warehouse

"my salmon is gonna sit in a warehouse"

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somewhere at room temperature and rot,

"somewhere at room temperature and rot,"

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which would be heartbreaking, not to mention it wasn't cheap.

"which would be heartbreaking, not to mention it wasn't cheap."

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Why did you buy it? I mean, don't they sell

"Why did you buy it? I mean, don't they sell"

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the same Alaskan salmon at the grocery store

"the same Alaskan salmon at the grocery store"

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for the normal amount it costs?

"for the normal amount it costs?"

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Eh, I bought it a few nights ago.

"Eh, I bought it a few nights ago."

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It was really late, and I'd had some beer,

"It was really late, and I'd had some beer,"

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and I was fighting with someone from high school online,

"and I was fighting with someone from high school online,"

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and I saw an ad of a guy with a big beard

"and I saw an ad of a guy with a big beard"

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wearing a fishing bib and holding a big salmon.

"wearing a fishing bib and holding a big salmon."

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I wanted to be that guy, Bob,

"I wanted to be that guy, Bob,"

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the guy who eats salmon right out of the water.

"the guy who eats salmon right out of the water."

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- Me, too, like a bear. - So is it okay

"- Me, too, like a bear. - So is it okay"

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if I change the delivery address to your place?

"if I change the delivery address to your place?"

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And then you can put it in your freezer till I get back?

"And then you can put it in your freezer till I get back?"

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Guys, this is maybe the most important thing

"Guys, this is maybe the most important thing"

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I'm ever gonna ask you.

"I'm ever gonna ask you."

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I mean, you say that a lot. Like when you asked

"I mean, you say that a lot. Like when you asked"

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if we thought you were a baseball cap guy.

"if we thought you were a baseball cap guy."

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It's no problem, Teddy. Send it here.

"It's no problem, Teddy. Send it here."

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We'll make your fish wish come true.

"We'll make your fish wish come true."

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Thank you, thank you.

"Thank you, thank you."

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That's so tubular of you.

"That's so tubular of you."

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- No, no. - No, no.

"- No, no. - No, no."

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Oh, I know.

"Oh, I know."

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- (bell jingles) - LINDA: Hey, you're home.

"- (bell jingles) - LINDA: Hey, you're home."

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I knew you'd come back, my little boomerangs.

"I knew you'd come back, my little boomerangs."

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Yeah, well, it's your reward for feeding and sheltering us.

"Yeah, well, it's your reward for feeding and sheltering us."

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Mm. Hey, Gene, I read about your microgreens project.

"Mm. Hey, Gene, I read about your microgreens project."

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I mean, it seems really interesting.

"I mean, it seems really interesting."

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You observe how they grow and write it up in a report.

"You observe how they grow and write it up in a report."

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And it says it's due at the end of the week, so...

"And it says it's due at the end of the week, so..."

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End of the week? That's like a month away.

"End of the week? That's like a month away."

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Gene, I think you should start the seeds soon

"Gene, I think you should start the seeds soon"

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'cause, you know, they take a few days to sprout.

"'cause, you know, they take a few days to sprout."

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Like that one hair on Mom's chin she always tweezes.

"Like that one hair on Mom's chin she always tweezes."

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- It's true. - Also, the sooner you start 'em,

"- It's true. - Also, the sooner you start 'em,"

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the sooner we can watch those little guys grow.

"the sooner we can watch those little guys grow."

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- (cat meows) - Hold on, Dad. Snowstorm.

"- (cat meows) - Hold on, Dad. Snowstorm."

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Gene, can you maybe stop playing that for a second?

"Gene, can you maybe stop playing that for a second?"

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- But Purrbo is chilly. - (phone chimes)

"- But Purrbo is chilly. - (phone chimes)"

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And he looks good in everything.

"And he looks good in everything."

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Oh, Teddy texted: "Don't forget,

"Oh, Teddy texted: "Don't forget,"

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tomorrow 8:00 a. m. to 8:00 p.m. That's the window."

"tomorrow 8:00 a. m. to 8:00 p.m. That's the window.""

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Are we getting a new window? Ooh la la.

"Are we getting a new window? Ooh la la."

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No, no, a delivery window.

"No, no, a delivery window."

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Teddy's having his salmon sent to us

"Teddy's having his salmon sent to us"

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'cause he's out of town.

"'cause he's out of town."

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Is this the kind of fun adult stuff

"Is this the kind of fun adult stuff"

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we have to look forward to?

"we have to look forward to?"

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Well, you know, you can also drink.

"Well, you know, you can also drink."

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- Drinking's pretty cool. - Hmm.

"- Drinking's pretty cool. - Hmm."

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I mean, it's not cool. It's not cool.

"I mean, it's not cool. It's not cool."

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BOB: Lin, should we be worried

"BOB: Lin, should we be worried"

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that our son is obsessed with a game

"that our son is obsessed with a game"

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where you just dress a cat and that's it?

"where you just dress a cat and that's it?"

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I don't think so. I mean, you get obsessed with things, too.

"I don't think so. I mean, you get obsessed with things, too."

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Remember when you got really into soap carving?

"Remember when you got really into soap carving?"

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Every soap in our house was shaped like a little duck.

"Every soap in our house was shaped like a little duck."

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- Sort of. - Yeah, but I get obsessed

"- Sort of. - Yeah, but I get obsessed"

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- with interesting things. - Right, sure.

"- with interesting things. - Right, sure."

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You know what? Maybe I could help Gene

"You know what? Maybe I could help Gene"

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with his microgreens project.

"with his microgreens project."

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Show him how fun it can be.

"Show him how fun it can be."

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I mean, we could have a mini farm in our apartment.

"I mean, we could have a mini farm in our apartment."

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Who wouldn't want a mini farm in their apartment?

"Who wouldn't want a mini farm in their apartment?"

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Me. I don't want a bunch of mini animals in here.

"Me. I don't want a bunch of mini animals in here."

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- This place would stink. - No, Lin, that's not...

"- This place would stink. - No, Lin, that's not..."

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Anyway, my point is

"Anyway, my point is"

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I think he's just too distracted by that cat game.

"I think he's just too distracted by that cat game."

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Oh, a mini tractor could be fun, though.

"Oh, a mini tractor could be fun, though."

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- Tiny little haystacks. - Yep. Okay.

"- Tiny little haystacks. - Yep. Okay."

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Well, I'm gonna go get water.

"Well, I'm gonna go get water."

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Oh, get me some, too. And a little snack.

"Oh, get me some, too. And a little snack."

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- Maybe a cookie. - Sure.

"- Maybe a cookie. - Sure."

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- And some crackers. - Really?

"- And some crackers. - Really?"

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Yeah. And cheese, with the crackers.

"Yeah. And cheese, with the crackers."

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And arrange it a little bit.

"And arrange it a little bit."

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Gene, what are you doing out of bed

"Gene, what are you doing out of bed"

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- with the laptop? - Oh, hey, Dad.

"- with the laptop? - Oh, hey, Dad."

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I'm just talking to some people on a Purrbo forum.

"I'm just talking to some people on a Purrbo forum."

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Okay. What people are you talking to?

"Okay. What people are you talking to?"

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Purrbo people, or "Purrbs," as they call themselves.

"Purrbo people, or "Purrbs," as they call themselves."

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- Which is delightful. - Mm.

"- Which is delightful. - Mm."

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Apparently, there's a trick where,

"Apparently, there's a trick where,"

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if you press both buttons at the same time,

"if you press both buttons at the same time,"

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Purrbo will cycle through all the outfits

"Purrbo will cycle through all the outfits"

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you've ever changed him into.

"you've ever changed him into."

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Wow, I-I did not know that.

"Wow, I-I did not know that."

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Hey, so I was thinking I could help you

"Hey, so I was thinking I could help you"

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with that microgreens project for school.

"with that microgreens project for school."

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You know how to help with school?

"You know how to help with school?"

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I mean, no, not usually,

"I mean, no, not usually,"

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but I feel like I can help with this project.

"but I feel like I can help with this project."

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Okay. If you want to.

"Okay. If you want to."

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So that sounds like fun, right?

"So that sounds like fun, right?"

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Doing this project together,

"Doing this project together,"

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learning about new, interesting things

"learning about new, interesting things"

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instead of things that might be making your brain bad?

"instead of things that might be making your brain bad?"

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Gene, you're picturing me as that cat, aren't you?

"Gene, you're picturing me as that cat, aren't you?"

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No. Okay, a little.

"No. Okay, a little."

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- Morning, my little glories. - TINA: Wait. Is this breakfast?

"- Morning, my little glories. - TINA: Wait. Is this breakfast?"

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This is Gene's microgreens project.

"This is Gene's microgreens project."

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- LOUISE: Are we eating it? - No, no. I'm making eggs.

"- LOUISE: Are we eating it? - No, no. I'm making eggs."

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I'll never make you eat vegetables

"I'll never make you eat vegetables"

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- for breakfast, sweetie. - I love you, Mom.

"- for breakfast, sweetie. - I love you, Mom."

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So, Gene, you want to get started

"So, Gene, you want to get started"

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on planting some seeds and, you know,

"on planting some seeds and, you know,"

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maybe put Purrbo down for a sec?

"maybe put Purrbo down for a sec?"

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- Uh-huh. - Gene, seriously.

"- Uh-huh. - Gene, seriously."

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Yep, yep. Okay. Putting it down.

"Yep, yep. Okay. Putting it down."

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So, first, we take two wet paper towels

"So, first, we take two wet paper towels"

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and put them on the bottom of one of the trays.

"and put them on the bottom of one of the trays."

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- (cat meows) - Quick outfit change

"- (cat meows) - Quick outfit change"

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for a rainy day, and go.

"for a rainy day, and go."

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