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Clips from Archer - The Orpheus Gambit (S11E11)

"[gulps] I will accept a..."
Archer
"support role."
Archer
"‐ You know, Archer, like Orpheus,"
Archer
"you too have visited the land of the dead."
Archer
"‐ Jesus, Cyril, if I needed someone to murder subtext,"
Archer
"I'd dig up Ayn Rand and stick a pen in her hand."
Archer
"‐ Well, this is all quite inspiring,"
Archer
"but it might have been more useful"
Archer
"if the statue weren't already gone!"
Archer
"‐ Yes, keep staring. It might reappear."
Archer
"Seal off the exits! Find him!"
Archer
"‐ And, uh, I support you enthusiastically,"
Archer
"for‐‐for that is who I am."
Archer
"‐ Ugh, the incompetence!"
Archer
"‐ I can assure you, Agent Bruchstein,"
Archer
"nothing like this has ever happened before."
Archer
"‐ Or will again."
Archer
"INTERPOL had its doubts, and I spoke up for you!"
Archer
"‐ Well, if you can get fired over this,"
Archer
"I'm sure we can‐‐ ‐ [laughs]"
Archer
"Fired? Oh, no, no, no."
Archer
"Europe's labor laws are much too strong for that."
Archer
"‐ Reprimanded? ‐ Not with my union."
Archer
"I have to check in with headquarters."
Archer
"‐ Huh."
Archer
"And I thought we beat the communists."
Archer
"I need a drink."
Archer
"‐ Krieger, you've been monitoring my brain waves"
Archer
"and location through the Tactil‐Cane, right?"
Archer
"‐ Yes, but not in a creepy way."
Archer
"Archer: Everything you do is by definition in a creepy way."
Archer
"‐ Hey, uncalled for! Also fair."
Archer
"‐ If I look at that photo now, can you check"
Archer
"if there were any places I saw Peregrine,"
Archer
"even if I didn't consciously register it?"
Archer
"‐ Scanning for similar optic patterns."
Archer
"[computer bleeping]"
Archer
"You saw him 16 times."
Archer
"‐ God damn it. Krieger: Huh."
Archer
"You never actually saw him anywhere near the statue."
Archer
"‐ So that would only make sense"
Archer
"if that's not the right photo."
Archer
"‐ And after a double knee replacement,"
Archer
"I finally got back to the squash cour‐‐"
Archer
"[all gasp]"
Archer
"LANA: We got him! [gun cocks]"
Archer
"‐ Uh, honey, bit of bad news here."
Archer
"That's actually the museum director."
Archer
"‐ [straining] I'm quite well‐known."
Archer
"‐ [grunts] ‐ Nighty‐night, Peregrine."
Archer
"‐ No, stop it! [button clicking]"
Archer
"‐ Huh, really wish I hadn't wasted"
Archer
"that sleeping gas on myself now."
Archer
"[Bruchstein grunts] Ow!"
Archer
"[both grunt]"
Archer
"[body thuds]"
Archer
"[dramatic music]"
Archer
"Krieger, Bruchstein is Peregrine,"
Archer
"in pursuit down the south corridor."
Archer
"And great thinking putting only one gas charge"
Archer
"in the Tactil‐Cane."
Archer
"‐ Well, I didn't know you were gonna"
Archer
"shoot yourself in the face with it."
Archer
"Archer: Always assume that!"
Archer
"[gunshots]"
Archer
"Ah, crap, evil bartender."
Archer
"[wheezes] No wonder he sucked."
Archer
"[guns cocking]"
Archer
"‐ Give it up, Peregrine."
Archer
"‐ You were supposed to find the decoy earlier"
Archer
"to create the diversion, but you were too incompetent"
Archer
"to do even that, amateurs!"
Archer
"‐ And that is our strength, you waffle‐faced‐‐"
Archer
"wait, you're still actually Belgian, right?"
Archer
"‐ Yes! But I was raised in the States."
Archer
"‐ You lambic‐gargling Limburger dick cheese."
Archer
"‐ Those are silly stereotypes."
Archer
"‐ So are you guys Flemish or Walloon?"
Archer
"That would help my specificity."
Archer
"‐ We gotta get closer. ‐ All right, here's what we do."
Archer
"‐ Archer, Cyril is tactical lead."
Archer
"‐ I concede that a plan that comes out of your mouth"
Archer
"has at least a theoretical possibility"
Archer
"of not getting us killed."
Archer
"‐ Thanks, Archer. I'm sure it took a lot"
Archer
"to almost not insult me."
Archer
"‐ I know."
Archer
"I mean, look at you. ‐ Great."
Archer
"Now, Ray and I will flank, set up an enfilade."
Archer
"Lana and Pam on a delayed spearpoint."
Archer
"Archer, you... ‐ Don't say it."
Archer
"‐ Provide suppressing fire."
Archer
"‐ And there it is."
Archer
"‐ In three, two, one."
Archer
"‐ Suppressing fire! [gunshots]"
Archer
"Cyril: Wait, wait, wait."
Archer
"Why do they have gas masks? [glass shatters]"
Archer
"[gas hissing]"
Archer
"[engines rev]"
Archer
"[all coughing]"
Archer
"[suspenseful music]"
Archer
"‐ [coughing]"
Archer
"Go get 'em, Woodhouse. [grunts]"
Archer
"[tire screeches]"
Archer
"[glass shatters] ‐ [groans]"
Archer
"[both groan]"
Archer
"God, that smells worse than the break room salmon!"
Archer
"♪ ♪"
Archer
"[man groans]"
Archer
"‐ Cyril, grab them."
Archer
"Or are you screwing with office fridge space"
Archer
"for nothing?"
Archer
"[engine revving]"
Archer
"‐ Jeezy Petes!"
Archer
"‐ [laughs] Gravel got him."
Archer
"‐ Archer!"
Archer
"[gunshots crack]"
Archer
"[bartender yelps]"
Archer
"‐ I wanted whiskey."
Archer
"‐ I literally did not have any, you asshole!"
Archer
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