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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Video Killed the Gene-io Star (S12E12)

"Maybe. Whatever it is, it's packed so tight,"
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"- it doesn't make a sound. - Like Dad's boobs"
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"- in that one sweater. - (groans softly)"
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"Hey, guys. Come on in."
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"Rupa, Julie and Peter Pescadero are already here"
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"getting their "Locker Love" on."
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"- Hey. - Yeah, we are. - Hi!"
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"Gene! Buddy!"
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"- You're here! - Mm-hmm."
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"Why don't we duck into my studio"
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"and record the last line of the song?"
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"(sighs) Okay."
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"First, a quick warm-up. Let's stretch out that voice."
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"♪ Open pit barbecue sauce. ♪"
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"Now you do it."
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"No, thanks. I'm all warmed up."
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"Yeah, he barbecue sauced all the way here."
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"- (groaning) - Now go knock 'em dead, Gene,"
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"while you're still saucy!"
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"Okay, I've already recorded a guide track,"
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"so I'll just play it back and you sing it"
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"- exactly the way I did. - Okay."
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"♪ This might be a shocker but I can't resist her locker ♪"
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"♪ Locker love. ♪"
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"(flatly): ♪ This might be a shocker but I can't resist her locker ♪"
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"(off-key): ♪ Locker love. ♪"
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"♪ Love, the note is up here, try it. ♪"
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"- ♪ Love. ♪ - (offkey): ♪ Love. ♪"
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"- ♪ Love. ♪ - ♪ Love. ♪"
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"You know what, I'll fix all of this with computer magic."
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"Okay, but not too much computer magic though,"
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"because then it sounds, you know..."
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"Yeah. Computer magic is great."
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"Okay, let's just do this one word at a time."
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"- ♪ This. ♪ You do it. - (offkey): ♪ This. ♪"
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"- ♪ This. ♪ - ♪ This... ♪"
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"is killing me."
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"- Hi, Teddy. - I had a great idea."
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"I got this old briefcase from the thrift store."
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"(groans) Why?"
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"I filled it with printer paper,"
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"six pens, a calculator,"
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"a bunch of paper clips, a granola bar"
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"and a couple of floppy disks."
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"Just basic business stuff."
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"- Mm. - All right. Okay."
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"So I was thinking we lift this briefcase"
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"and Billy Bandana's briefcase and see if they feel the same."
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"Ooh, that's so smart!"
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"- It-It's not. - It is, Bob."
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"Now, where's his briefcase?"
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"And here you go."
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"Wow. They definitely feel different."
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"- (gasps) They do! - I knew it."
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"It's not normal business stuff in there."
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"It's something else. Something mysterious"
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"- and maybe supernatural. - Definitely."
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"Let me feel. I mean, isn't it more likely"
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"he just has a different amount of business stuff"
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"in his briefcase? Because this is the least scientific test"
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"that anyone's ever done in history. No offense."
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"If this was a movie, you'd get killed first, Bob."
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"- W-Wait, what? - Yeah. Skeptical guy."
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"For your own good, you should hang back."
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"Okay, so we narrowed it down to something supernatural."
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"Or, like Louise said, a bunch of human hands."
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"Ooh, human hands. That makes sense."
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"Or... what we're all thinkin': plutonium."
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"Right. I wish I hadn't sold my Geiger counter."
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"- We got to open it! - No."
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"We need to know if there's plutonium in here!"
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"- There-There's no plutonium. - Now that you say it,"
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"it really does feel like human hands."
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"But there's no blood. Maybe they're in baggies?"
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"No, no, no. (groans)"
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"(sighs) You're gone."
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"Gene! Good, you're all finished."
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"I think we finally landed on some outfits for the video."
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"This is mine."
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"- (scoffs) It's amazing. - (gasps) It's gorgeous."
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"- And that's yours. - The same old thing every hot boy wears in every video."
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"Great. Hey, what if I'm, like, a pirate?"
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"A locker pirate? Or a nice old nanny"
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"who's trying to Mrs. Doubtfire you?"
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"Gene, you're being silly."
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"(chuckles): Gene! Buddy!"
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"Candy!"
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"Fine. It's great. The costumes are great."
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"Yay! Come on, Gene. I'll walk you through the storyboard."
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"You know how to do flavor fingers, right?"
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"You mean the dance that everyone has done"
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"in every music video for the last five years?"
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"- Yes! - Does not get old."
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"Okay, so in the beginning, we start out"
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"with some flavor fingers and then I blow you a kiss."
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"- (slurps, spits) - Aah!"
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"Maybe blow it, don't blowhole it?"
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"Oops, sorry. My retainer gathers saliva."
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"I'll drain it before I blow the kiss."
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"Great."
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"LINDA: All right, come on. Let's think."
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"What would a guy named Billy Bandana pick for a combination?"
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"Probably something really cool, like 1999."
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"Mm... Nope."
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"Damn you, Billy Bandana."
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"You guys really need to stop."
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"Oh, come on, Bob. What would you expect"
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"if you left your briefcase in a restaurant?"
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"I would expect them to put it in a safe place"
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"and not mess with it."
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"If I locked it, I locked it for a reason."
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"Well, what reason is that, Business Bob?"
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"Yeah! What are you hiding, Business Bob?"
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"Just, uh, an idea I have"
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"that is going to revolutionize the industry I work in."
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"All carefully typed out on business paper."
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"What? Why are you keeping it in your briefcase?"
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"Keep that in a safe at the office."
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"Yeah, Bob. That's not responsible."
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