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Clips from Derry Girls - The Reunion (S03E03)

"Make us a cup of tea, will you, Mary? I'd do it myself,"
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"but the Bolsheviks are just about to kick off."
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"What's happened here? Starting a healthy eating plan, Gerry. What?!"
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"No sugar, no dairy, no carbs, no meat."
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"That's not a healthy eating plan, That's a NO eating plan!"
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"Don't be so dramatic, Gerry. We can have oranges. Oranges?"
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"We can have as many oranges as we like."
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"We can't survive on oranges alone, girls! We've no choice, Gerry."
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"We both need to drop a dress size before this school reunion."
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"The school reunion is tonight, isn't it? That's right."
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"And the orange diet started when? About 20 minutes ago."
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"25, maybe."
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"Oh, sure, you're laughing, then."
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"Do I want to know why you're reading a book on the Russian Revolution?"
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"Ach, it's just one of my wee interests. Really?"
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"I've always been into Russia, Gerry, you know that."
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"I know you had a furry hat once."
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"It's been 20 years since I've seen some of these girls."
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"Back then, everybody thought I was a bimbo."
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"No! But tonight they'll realise how wrong they were."
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"Or they'll wonder why you're harping on about Rasputin."
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"We got it! Brilliant, let's hear it."
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"So, if you were to jump up and down on the spot for an hour straight"
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"you'd burn 500 calories."
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"How much weight is that?"
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"So, there is six hours until the reunion starts,"
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"you'll need an hour or so to get ready..."
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"An hour? That wean's not well."
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"..which leaves...five hours?"
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"So, 500 calories by five hours..."
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"Is how much weight? 500 times five..."
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"What are we doing, Erin? Cut to the chase, girls!"
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"How many pounds can we lose? Almost one."
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"Almost one?! Is that it? Are you sure?"
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"The numbers never lie, Aunt Mary."
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"Is there another way we can shift half a stone before eight o'clock?"
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"Cut off a leg?"
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"Have you decided what you're wearing yet?"
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"I've narrowed it down to two."
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"Dresses? Rails."
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"Tonight's bound to be a bit sad, though, Mammy,"
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"all the old friends that didn't make it."
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"Most of the girls are going. Yeah, the ones that are still alive,"
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"but I'm sure a few have, you know, died from old age."
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"We're in our thirties! Barely. I heard that, you!"
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"I'd have loved to have lived in olden times."
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"We didn't live in olden times!"
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"Imagine going to school on a horse and a cart."
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"Nobody went to school on horse and cart!"
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"Eileen O'Kane did, Mary."
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"God, aye, so she did."
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"Well, girls, you weighed in yet?"
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"Why can't I have normal food? I'm not trying to drop a dress size!"
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"Oh, that's a lovely attitude, isn't it? Very bloody supportive!"
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"Orange, Daddy? Nah, you're grand, love."
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"Jim across the road is doing me a fry-up. Interesting."
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"I got you a new suit. I've laid it on the bed, you need to try it on."
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"A new suit? Dunnes were having a sale."
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"Even so, it's a lot of fuss for a school reunion, isn't it?"
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"I mean, new suits, the Battle of Stalingrad,"
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"who are you trying to impress?"
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"Nobody. Janette Joyce, formerly O'Shea."
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"I am not trying to impress Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea!"
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"I couldn't give a shit about her! Who's Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea?"
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"I don't wanna talk about Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea."
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"Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea knocked about with us."
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"Until she bagged her medical student boyfriend."
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"We weren't good enough for the likes of Janette, then. Oh, no."
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"He's a surgeon now. He took out Orla's tonsils."
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"And is point-blank refusing to give them back."
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"Jenny Joyce's mammy?"
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"You were friends with Jenny's mammy?"
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"But sure she lost the run of herself then, didn't she?"
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"Started using fancy words and all."
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"What kind of fancy words?"
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"Like, you know, "brunch"."
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"What even is brunch?"
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"It's a sort of half breakfast, half lunch."
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"Like a cornflake sandwich. Sounds good."
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"She's all high and mighty now,"
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"but I could tell you a thing or two about Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea."
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"Careful, Mary."
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"I know what happened on leavers' night, Janette."
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"I remember."
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"I was there."
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"What? What? What are you talking about?"
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"Nothing. Nothing."
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"Eat your satsuma."
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"INSTRUMENTS TUNE UP MAN:Welcome to the class of '77."
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"# Why do birds fall out of the sky"
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"# Every time you... #"
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"Jesus, but I cannot tear myself away from them vol-au-vents."
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"I think it's because we were restricting ourselves so much, Mary."
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"Yeah, I'd say it was a tough afternoon, all right."
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"Any sign of Janette?"
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"I haven't been looking for Janette. I'm not interested in Janette."
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"What? Is it her? Is it Janette? Is she here?"
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"Oh."
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"Nice suit, Ciaran. Dunnes, was it?"
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"Yeah, they had a sale on. So I believe."
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"This is great. Thanks for inviting me."
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"Well, John Travolta wasn't available."
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"I mean, I assume he wasn't."
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"His management never bothered writing back."
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"Good evening, ladies. Good evening, Sister."
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"I didn't know you were coming, Sister."
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"No, I mean, we're not really expected to attend the reunions,"
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"but I couldn't help myself tonight."
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"The past pupils here are just so... Well, that's..."
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"..untrustworthy."
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"I see."
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"And there's a lot of valuable items in the building,"
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"paintings and the like,"
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"so, I think it's wise to keep an eye."
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"I'll be carrying out random searches throughout the night."
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"Enjoy yourselves, ladies."
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"We'll try."
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"Oh, there's Geraldine. Geraldine!"
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"Does every bastard in Derry own this thing?! It would seem so."
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"Language, you!"
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