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Clips from Derry Girls - The Concert (S02E02)

"Fuck this. Let's just make James do it, the lazy bastard."
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"-[all agreeing] -[thud]"
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"Where is James?"
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"[all talking at once]"
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"Will you shut the fuck up?"
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"OK."
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"So, as far as I can make out,"
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"you think you left this James character with the gypsies."
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"Travelers."
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"The small, annoying one thinks we should go back for him because... ?"
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"They were so angry with us, he could be in danger, Rita."
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"And the mouthy curly one thinks we shouldn't because... ?"
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"-Because he's a dickhead, Rita. -See, it's tricky."
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"Come on, Michelle!"
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"If we go back for him, we're gonna miss the start of the concert."
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"But he's your cousin."
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"Who hasn't lost a cousin or two in their time?"
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"OK, OK."
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"So, who agrees with Tiny Tears? Who thinks we should go back?"
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"-Orla! -I like James."
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"I like Take That more."
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"Make a fucking decision. I've T-shirts to flog."
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"Come on, girls. It's Take That we're talking about."
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"I know, it's just--"
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"[Michelle] You said it yourself, Erin, the greats don't come here."
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"We never got to see Bros, New Kids on the Block, Right Said Fred."
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"Let's not add Take That to that list."
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"We can't turn back. There's too much at stake."
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"-James has the tickets. -Shit!"
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"[Donna Traynor on TV] Despite John Hume's optimism"
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"earlier today,"
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"the DUP leader, Ian Paisley, has said"
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"that under no circumstances will his party sit at the same table as Sinn Féin,"
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"making all party talks impossible."
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"[Mary] I can't take it anymore."
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"All these false promises,"
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"waiting week after week, hoping today might be the day,"
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"only to be disappointed."
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"Don't upset yourself, love. It's just a wheelie bin."
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"It'll change my life, Gerry."
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"And Strabane's had them for months."
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"I mean, what's going on there?"
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"Who's pulling the strings for Strabane?"
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"I mean, it's against the Trades Description Act."
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"The label said mahogany. Sure, that's barely oak."
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"Jesus, but I'm fuming, so I am."
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"-He's gaining ground. -[Sarah] What?"
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"The polar bear."
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"Margo Murphy's niece saw him"
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"just outside the Abrakebabra in Coleraine, apparently."
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"-That close? -I'll get the holy water."
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"Sarah, buzz Michelle's mother there."
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"Tell her we need our wains back."
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"I will surely, Daddy."
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"Then we'll barricade the front door,"
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"and if the worse comes to worst,"
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"Jim across the road lent me his tranquilizer gun."
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"Nobody's picking up."
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"Why does Jim across the road have a tranquilizer gun?"
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"His brother had an awful lot of bother with devil worshippers."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Aye, they set up camp on his farm,"
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"and he couldn't shift them for love nor money,"
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"so Jim bought a couple of guns and just..."
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"What, shot them?"
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"Aye. I think it worked, you know."
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"I imagine it would, yeah."
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"I'm not convinced they were devil worshippers, you know."
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"Sure their hair had never seen a brush"
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"and they were head to toe in tie-dye, Mary."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"OK, I think we all just need to take a moment."
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"[knock at the door]"
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"Don't answer. That might be him. That might be the polar bear!"
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"Yeah, because they're known for their impeccable manners."
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"They might come into your house and rip your throat out,"
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"but they'll knock on the door first."
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"Could you please stop pointing that thing at me, Joe?"
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"Da."
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"Ach, Geraldine."
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"I hope you don't mind. Your front door was open."
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"Can you believe this bloody polar bear?"
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"At our wits' end over at our place."
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"It's desperate, so it is."
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"[knock at the door]"
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"Mary, Gerry."
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"Come on in, Deirdre, love, it's open."
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"Can you credit this arsehole?"
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"He's gonna hold this whole town hostage, you mark my words."
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"He's an evil bastard, Deirdre."
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"Look, I just want to get my two back home, if that's all right, Mary."
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"Aye, same here. You wouldn't mind getting Clare for me?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Ssh! Listen."
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"[Donna Traynor on TV] A polar bear"
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"that escaped from Belfast Zoo this morning has been recaptured."
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"A group of firefighters who were helping with the search"
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"discovered the animal close to the A6, between Belfast and Londonderry,"
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"feasting on a sheep carcass."
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"Oh, thank God for that."
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"Ah, better leave Jim's gun back so."
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"Michelle, James and Clare,"
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"did they tell you they were coming round here?"
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"Aye, that's right."
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"The wee feckers."
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"[horn honking]"
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"What are you playing at? Get in the van, fucko."
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"You don't have to if you don't want to, James."
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"With all due respect, this has got nothing to do with you."
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"The way you treat this fella, it's disgraceful."
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"What is going on, James?"
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"Jonjo and the lads,"
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"well, they just get me."
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"And it turns out, I'm a really good salesman."
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"He's a natural."
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"So, what, you're a gypsy now?"
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"Traveler!"
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"-Actually, gypsy's fine. -I knew it."
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"Let's get a move on!"
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"Right. Get in the van, come on."
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