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Clips from Weeds - Release the Hounds (S03E03)

"You'll think of something. You're a very resourceful woman, Celia Hodes."
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"- Fucking rolling blackouts. - The planet's over-populated."
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"Resources are running out. The world is..."
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"It's doomed."
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"- More wine? - Oh, God, yeah."
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"I have to sit down."
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"When Shane was little, he called the stars "up aboves.""
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"- I miss the simplicity of toddlerhood. - Amen to that."
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"I'm failing my children."
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"Oh, God. Who isn't?"
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"Yeah."
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"Tim's kind of a dickhead."
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"- Fuck you. I love my son. - Oh, sorry, of course you do."
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"I love my dickhead son."
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"- I have ice-cream cake. - I want cake. Give me cake."
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"- Give me cake! - Cake!"
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"Someone's yelling, and people are sleeping."
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"How drunk are we?"
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"- We're not drunk, Andy. We're... - Lubricated."
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"- Is that the technical term? - You got a problem with that?"
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"- No, ma'am. - He called me ma'am."
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"Get him, Val, get him."
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"You think I'm a ma'am?"
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"You are definitely not a ma'am. No, ma'am."
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"I'm getting cake and three forks, and no one can stop me."
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"Thank you."
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"- You getting up? - No, I'm fine down here."
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"Who's your friend?"
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"- Do you like her? - She's... Who is she?"
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"- She's my new friend. - About time you got a friend."
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"Oh, not nice, Andy. Not a nice thing to say."
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"So, how do you know her?"
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"She's Peter's ex-wife."
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"I'm sorry, Nance. Are you fucking insane?"
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"Thank you."
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"You know, it's funny, but if we don't succeed in life, we run the risk of failure."
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"It's not pollution that's causing problems."
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"It's the impurities in the air and in the water."
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"So I say to you, my fellow Majesticans,"
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"change is good"
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"because change is change."
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"Thank you very much."
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"God bless you, and God bless the new Majestic!"
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"Thank you!"
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"Holy shit."
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"Wow, that's a lot of sewage."
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"That motherfucker."
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"I'm gonna have him killed."
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"Previously on Weeds."
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"Peter Scottson served with dignity and honour."
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"- What in the hell is this? - The Softail Deluxe."
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"- What the fuck is it doing in my atrium? - I bought it. It's mine."
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"We're not having sex, Mrs. Botwin."
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"- Oh, really? - I honour God with my abstinence."
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"What we need is to redirect a small portion of our sewage through your town."
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"Shit highway could be our road to riches."
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"We need these votes."
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"I'm thinking a golf membership."
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"I play house."
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"She's all yours."
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"Thank you, Sullivan Groff."
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"- I had cancer. - I don't care."
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"Agrestic and Majestic are never gonna merge. I told them about your deal with Celia."
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"This project is on hold until there is a full report on the dirt shrew,"
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"and I'm referring to the endangered animal, not the one in the hard hat and heels"
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"who's been sucking your dick."
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"Very funny, Tim. Open the door. Open the fucking door!"
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"- I know who you are. - Excuse me?"
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"Why are you here?"
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"And why the fuck are you stalking me?"
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"Well? I'm waiting."
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"- If you'd... - Keep your body still."
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"Move your lips. Make sentences."
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"What are those lines?"
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"You'll get a full diagnostic report from the doctor."
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"But you know."
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"You have a week to live."
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"- That's not funny. - Tickled me."
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"What the fuck are you doing here?"
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"You want to get some coffee or something?"
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"You're an insane stalker person. Why would I go anywhere with you?"
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"To talk, to explain."
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"And... Sorry if I freaked you out."
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"And I swear I'm not dangerous, and I'll buy."
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"Latte, cookies, name it."
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"You're gonna keep stalking me unless I do this, aren't you?"
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"I can't answer definitively yes or no at this point."
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"Fine. There's a place across the street. I'll meet you there in an hour."
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"Great. That's great."
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"- Valerie? - What?"
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"- Could you release the hounds? - No."
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"- No? - No."
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"I'm gonna send in another tech to do your side angles."
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"Might as well finish what you started."
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"Oh."
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"OK, let's make this quick."
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"It's fucking hot out here."
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"- Don't you love coffee? - Yes, I do."
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"I love coffee, slept with Peter, just like you."
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