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Clips from Happy Days (1974) - A Star Is Bored (S02E02)

"We'll have enough money to get our uniforms,"
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"and some left over to give to the church."
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"Some-Some more for the church?"
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"Well, he could be a very interesting Hamlet."
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"Um, um... Mr. Fonzarelli, welcome to our company."
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"Hey."
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"I don't know that much about Hamlet, Fonzie."
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"But I'll teach you everything I know."
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"Go. All right."
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"So you're going to play the Melancholy Dane, huh?"
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"Hey, wait a minute, I don't play animals. Fonzie."
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"It's gonna be an interesting evening."
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"Listen, Fonzie,"
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""Melancholy Dane" is just a nickname for Hamlet, that's all."
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"Yeah?"
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"I knew that."
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"All right, what's this guy's story?"
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"Okay, the play starts off with Hamlet being visited"
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"by the ghost of his dead father, the king."
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"Oh, it's a horror show. Like The Invasion of the Body Snatchers?"
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"No, no, uh..."
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"the father's ghost tells Hamlet"
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"that he was murdered by his uncle,"
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"who then married his mother and became king in his place."
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"Then they catch him and they give him the chair."
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"No, no, you kill him later on in the play."
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"I like that."
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"It's me."
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"♪ Ooh, baby, baby, ba-ba-ba-ba... ♪"
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"Hey, Rich, are my seams straight?"
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"Yeah, but your legs are crooked."
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"Funny, Rich."
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"Okay, how do I look?"
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"Like a redheaded Gorgeous George."
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"Well, at least my seams are straight."
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"Hey, Rev. Excuse me."
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"You're late!"
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"Hey, I was just checking out the house."
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"You'd better get into this. It's only five minutes to curtain time."
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"Are you kidding? I ain't playing Tinkerbell."
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"Oh, no, you don't understand."
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"This is Hamlet's costume."
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"That's right. These are Hamlet's long johns,"
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"and I ain't wearing them 'cause they ain't cool."
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"Oh, come on, Fonz. We're all wearing them."
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"Oh, well, that's exactly my point."
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"I don't have to dress like you nerds."
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"I've got a rep to protect."
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"Two minutes to curtain time."
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"Come on, Fonz. Do it for the team!"
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"It's for the uniforms."
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"At least wear the cape, Fonzie."
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"All right, all right. The cape, the cape alone."
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"I'm not going to wear any tights."
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"There are girls out there. I don't want 'em getting crazy."
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"This is a serious play. Hey, where's my sword?"
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"All right."
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"Thy best grace suspendth thy will."
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"But now, my cousin Hamlet and my son..."
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"Hey, is there something funny?"
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"All right, now where were we, huh? Where were we?"
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"A little more than..."
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"All right, I'll get it. I'll get it, I'll get it."
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"A little more than kin and..."
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"A little more than kin and less than kind."
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"Huh?"
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"A little more than kin and less than kind."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"A little more than kin and, uh..."
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"what he said."
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"And they in France..."
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"of the best rank and station,"
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"are most select and generous in that."
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"Neither a borrower or a lender be."
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"For loan oft loses both itself and friend."
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"Will you get a grip, Ralph?"
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"And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry..."
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"And this, above all..."
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"to thine own self be true."
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"Wake up, Howard, this is Richard's big speech."
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"After the day..."
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"thou canst not be false to any man."
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"That's very good."
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"Wait, there's more."
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"Farewell, my blessing season..."
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"thee is thee."
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"Hamlet... Hamlet."
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"Yeah, Ofelia, get thee to a nunnery and good-bye."
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"Hey, handmaid, not you. Not so fast. Come here."
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"Atta boy! Fonzie!"
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"Everybody get ready for the next act."
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"How do you think it's going?"
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"Oh, let's just say it's very interesting."
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"I have to go serve the lemonade."
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"You should serve him black coffee to wake him up."
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"Yeah, Fonz is really goofing up."
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"He can't even remember his lines."
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"I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you."
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"Face it, guys, he's the worst."
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"And I'd be the first one to tell him."
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"Hey... You were so good, Fonzie."
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"Hey!"
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"What do you think, Cunningham?"
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"I-I think you're doing your best, Fonzie."
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"Let me ask you a question about this Shakespeare. Uh..."
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"Why don't they speak in English?"
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"Oh, it is English, but it's old English."
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"Why don't they talk in new English? I don't understand this stuff."
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"I mean, like, "to be or not to be." What's that?"
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"Oh, well, see, that's the part where Hamlet"
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"is contemplating killing himself."
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"No kidding? No."
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"You know, sometimes this Shakespeare guy really..."
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"is really with it, isn't he?"
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"Yeah, he is. Yeah."
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"You know, Hamlet's got it knocked, compared to me."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, my old man took off when I was 12 years old."
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"I haven't seen him since."
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"At least Hamlet's father drops in every once in a while."
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