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Clips from Cheers - One for the Book (S01E01)

Yeah, a couple of days ago.

"Yeah, a couple of days ago."

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l meant to tell you about it but it slipped my mind.

"l meant to tell you about it but it slipped my mind."

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Coach, why did you find it inspiring if you got the piano fixed?

"Coach, why did you find it inspiring if you got the piano fixed?"

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Gee, Diane, that piano's been busted for what, twenty years?

"Gee, Diane, that piano's been busted for what, twenty years?"

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Why did l suddenly decide to get it fixed?

"Why did l suddenly decide to get it fixed?"

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This would make a great bar story.

"This would make a great bar story."

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Too bad we're all here.

"Too bad we're all here."

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- Poor Buzz. He's breaking my heart. - None of his buddies showed?

"- Poor Buzz. He's breaking my heart. - None of his buddies showed?"

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No. He's back there alone, throwing darts.

"No. He's back there alone, throwing darts."

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- He's been at it an hour and a half. - Poor guy.

"- He's been at it an hour and a half. - Poor guy."

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They'll never make a pack big enough to carry the loneliness of a soldier.

"They'll never make a pack big enough to carry the loneliness of a soldier."

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Nah!

"Nah!"

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Sam...

"Sam..."

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What do l owe ya, Sam?

"What do l owe ya, Sam?"

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Nothing, Buzz. The room's on us. Forget it.

"Nothing, Buzz. The room's on us. Forget it."

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Why, thanks.

"Why, thanks."

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Hey, Buzz?

"Hey, Buzz?"

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l was in the army myself. Fort Dix.

"l was in the army myself. Fort Dix."

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Yeah, l served in the navy, Buzz. ln Pensacola.

"Yeah, l served in the navy, Buzz. ln Pensacola."

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l was in the reserves.

"l was in the reserves."

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l was never in the Army, but l did serve in uniform. l was a Brownie.

"l was never in the Army, but l did serve in uniform. l was a Brownie."

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l won merit badges.

"l won merit badges."

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l was in Saint Cletus's Correctional lnstitute for Wayward Girls.

"l was in Saint Cletus's Correctional lnstitute for Wayward Girls."

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We used Brownies for firewood!

"We used Brownies for firewood!"

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You know? Every reunion we've had has... thinned out a little more.

"You know? Every reunion we've had has... thinned out a little more."

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l guess this is the last one.

"l guess this is the last one."

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l guess l'm the last one.

"l guess l'm the last one."

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Or maybe they just forgot. People get busy, make other commitments.

"Or maybe they just forgot. People get busy, make other commitments."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Maybe their lives aren't going well, so they don't wanna come see you.

"Maybe their lives aren't going well, so they don't wanna come see you."

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Maybe they never liked you.

"Maybe they never liked you."

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Those guys would never just forget.

"Those guys would never just forget."

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No, not after the things we went through together.

"No, not after the things we went through together."

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No, sir.

"No, sir."

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l'm gonna miss these reunions.

"l'm gonna miss these reunions."

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Wait. lf you want some buddies to get together with, we're here.

"Wait. lf you want some buddies to get together with, we're here."

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We're not old coots like you, but we feel like we know ya.

"We're not old coots like you, but we feel like we know ya."

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lntimately!

"lntimately!"

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Look, Buzz, maybe we could have a reunion every ten years.

"Look, Buzz, maybe we could have a reunion every ten years."

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Why ten? What's wrong with every year?

"Why ten? What's wrong with every year?"

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How's about every week?

"How's about every week?"

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Every ten years will be fine.

"Every ten years will be fine."

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Come on, Pinky, l'll beat ya at darts!

"Come on, Pinky, l'll beat ya at darts!"

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Yeah? We'll see about that. Come on, everybody.

"Yeah? We'll see about that. Come on, everybody."

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You don't need me now, do you? l've got an early class tomorrow.

"You don't need me now, do you? l've got an early class tomorrow."

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- No, that's alright. You can go. - Thanks.

"- No, that's alright. You can go. - Thanks."

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You know something? Loneliness is a good thing to share with someone.

"You know something? Loneliness is a good thing to share with someone."

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Wow...

"Wow..."

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Wow?

"Wow?"

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''...someone.''

"''...someone.''"

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Would you get my purse for me? This has been a great day.

"Would you get my purse for me? This has been a great day."

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How could l have known when l woke up

"How could l have known when l woke up"

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that l would meet a monk and a doughboy?

"that l would meet a monk and a doughboy?"

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Two men with one foot in heaven. That's good!

"Two men with one foot in heaven. That's good!"

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Wait. Wait a second...

"Wait. Wait a second..."

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lt's not like this is important to me or anything,

"lt's not like this is important to me or anything,"

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but are you aware l'm the only person in this bar who's not in that book?

"but are you aware l'm the only person in this bar who's not in that book?"

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Really?

"Really?"

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When l played baseball, l was quoted all the time.

"When l played baseball, l was quoted all the time."

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Reporters hung around, waiting for me to say something intelligent.

"Reporters hung around, waiting for me to say something intelligent."

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l know the feeling!

"l know the feeling!"

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Sam, come on, that was a joke!

"Sam, come on, that was a joke!"

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No, it's not. You think l'm too dumb to be in that book.

"No, it's not. You think l'm too dumb to be in that book."

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Sam, there are a lot of people in this book just as dumb as you are.

"Sam, there are a lot of people in this book just as dumb as you are."

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Now, look.

"Now, look."

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l want natural poetry, OK?

"l want natural poetry, OK?"

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l want spontaneous statements. You've been trying too hard.

"l want spontaneous statements. You've been trying too hard."

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Fine! l don't want to be in that stupid, pretentious book, anyway.

"Fine! l don't want to be in that stupid, pretentious book, anyway."

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You've been writing some pretty stupid stuff in it.

"You've been writing some pretty stupid stuff in it."

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l've heard some of that stuff. lt's stupid.

"l've heard some of that stuff. lt's stupid."

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What does a stuffed shirt know about blue-collar poetry?

"What does a stuffed shirt know about blue-collar poetry?"

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That's good, that's really good.

"That's good, that's really good."

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