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Clips from The Office - Dinner Party (S04E04)

"This is ridiculous."
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"Nobody likes to work late, least of all me."
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"Hmm."
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"It's not fair to these people!"
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"that there was no assignment from corporate."
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"All right. So, what have you been doing?"
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"Really? Except driving."
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"Thank you. That's so nice. Thanks."
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"Oh, just redoing the sliding glass door."
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"Michael Scott!"
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"And it just... Poof! Goes away."
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"So I wanted it to be softer, so I had it painted an eggshell white."
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"a plasma TV."
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"JIM: That's good. I want to show you something."
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"A lot of people in the room, you need more space..."
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"Voilà. Right into the wall."
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"Yeah, he tried to set up my TiVo for me, but then I didn't have audio for a week."
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"I bet you are."
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"Oh, excuse us for just a second. I'll get it."
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"So glad we... No. No."
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"All right. Tuna."
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"Well, how about we do the short tour, and then I'll start dinner?"
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"Oh, I can help starting dinner, if you need it."
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"Three hours from now, or three hours from earlier, like 4:00?"
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"JAN: You have a preference? Upstairs first?"
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"Mmm."
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"What was that?"
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"Do you guys remember my old assistant, Hunter?"
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"(COUNTRY BALLAD PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"MICHAEL: You know what? Hunter was a terrible assistant."
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"My...my...my...my turn!"
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"I'm just making people laugh. JAN: No."
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"Look at him. He's laughing."
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"Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game."
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"You'll never guess. I just got a message from my landlord."
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"Apparently, my apartment flooded."
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"JAN: Oh! Okay."
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"Well, you don't need two of you to do that."
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"Dinner sounded delicious."
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"That's true. That is a great point. Come on down here."
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"and we're not gonna think about all your stuff being destroyed. All right?"
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"Not really a rhyme."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"It's a cute story... Michael ran through the sliding glass door"
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"because he thought he heard the ice cream truck."
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"You shouldn't joke about that."
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"So, you keep a very tidy house."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"No, Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him."
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"Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever."
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"So, I spend most of my time right here. Have a hand."
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"are the number-one fastest-growing product in the scent-aroma market?"
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"$2 billion a year industry. And for only $10,000,"
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"(DOORBELL RINGS)"
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"We came here to eat dinner and to party. This is a dinner party, right?"
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"We weren't invited?"
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"JAN: Fine. Whatever you want."
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"and you wanted to see Wicked,"
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"and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do?"
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"that I don't want to bring kids into this screwed-up world."
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"Okay? But look... I'm sorry, too."
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"Do you mean it? You want to have a kid?"
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"I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times."
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"I hope she didn't do anything to the food."
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"Like what?"
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"But if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table,"
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"wouldn't it be me? Michael's former lover."
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"At least he's an artist."
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"No, all you do is you get me to try to work on my rich friends."
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"Good luck paying me back"
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"on your zero-dollars-a-year salary plus benefits, babe!"
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"(DOOR CLOSES)"
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"JIM: It's getting late. We should..."
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"Okay, what seems to be the problem, Officers?"
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"No. Nope. Nothing disturbing here."
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"Just a couple of friends having an awesome dinner party."
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"Your neighbors say they heard some shouting."
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"Yes, there was screaming, but..."
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"My girlfriend threw a Dundie at my TV, plasma."
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"I will take the fall. I did it."
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"Wait, what are you doing to him?"
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"Michael can come home with me."
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"You people!"
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"I'm gonna take you home, Michael. No."
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"JAN: Bye, babe!"
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"Do you have any idea what time we'll get out of here?"
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"No, I don't."
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"Yes, I remember."
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"Everybody, I just got off the horn with corporate,"
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"and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment."
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"DWIGHT: All right. Happy Friday."
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"Dwight, it's couples only."
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"Finally got to do this with you guys."
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"Well, we've been doing pretty much the same thing."
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"You have a preference, babe? Upstairs first?"
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"Not super-exciting. No."
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"As you can smell, there's a lot of different odors going on in here."
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"(IMITATING SEAN CONNERY) James Bond-fire! "I am Bond-fire... James Bond-fire.""
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"I love this TV. And I also built this table."
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"Really? JIM: Yeah."
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"I'm surprised they're not out on the coffee table for everybody to see."
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"I bet you're sick of tuna, right? You probably have tuna every night."
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"JAN: Aw."
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"Time's up! All right, two pieces!"
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"All right, my...my...my...my turn! My...my...my...my turn!"
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"You can buy new stuff, but you can't buy a new party."
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"ANDY: Michael, you're up."
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"Ready... ANDY: Go!"
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"First name is blank, and he goes on a cruise."
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"No, but he's married to her! Oh, Dawson's Creek."
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"Rhymes with Parnold Sportsanegger. No rhyming!"
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"It's actually a really cute story."
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"Do you want to tell it, babe, or should I tell it?"
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"Oh, are you joking?"
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"Oh, no, she just put it in front of my face."
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"What now?"
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"Coming."
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"Yes, what are you doing here?"
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"And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids?"
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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