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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - What Makes Felix Run (S01E01)

"But, Nancy!"
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"Felix, is there something"
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"you want Oscar to bring back for you?"
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"Just some poison."
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"I'll see if I can find a store that's open."
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"Hello."
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"What is it now, Felix?"
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"I have to get up early."
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"I just wanted to tell you how sorry I am"
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"that I spoiled your evening with Nancy."
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"You told me 14 times."
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"You're sure you're not mad at me?"
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"The first 13 times I wasn't."
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"Now I'm not so sure."
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"Go to sleep, will you?"
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"Can't sleep."
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"I'm going to sit out here in the hall a while and think."
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"Good night, old friend."
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"Go back to sleep."
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"How can I sleep with you sitting"
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"ten feet away doing all that loud thinking?"
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"Don't worry about me."
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"I'll be all right."
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"I just didn't want to be alone, that's all."
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"Go back to sleep. Go, go to sleep."
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"( muttering )"
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"I don't have any sympathy for you, Felix, no sympathy at all."
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"I don't deserve any."
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"Well, you're not gonna get any."
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"I don't deserve it. Shut up!"
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"It was so important"
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"for you and Gloria to get along tonight,"
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"and you deliberately insulted her."
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"Not deliberately."
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"I excused myself like a gentleman."
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"I said I was going to the kitchen"
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"to get a glass of water."
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"Carrying your salad."
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"That's very smart, Felix... That is very..."
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"She sure was angry at me when she came into the kitchen."
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"She tried to stuff my tie into the meat grinder."
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"Well, you can hardly blame her, Felix."
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"It's a sloppy world."
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"It doesn't like people going around trying to tidy it up."
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"I know it, I know it, but I can't help it."
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"It's my nature."
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"Some people are born with... skinny legs"
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"I was born fastidious."
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"Well, you ought to try harder to change."
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"And your legs, they ain't that great either, you know."
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"All my life I've been this way,"
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"as long as I can remember."
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"I remember when I was a little kid..."
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"I couldn't have been more than five..."
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"My grandfather came to visit us."
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"That's good news, Julie."
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"Give him my love and don't worry, darling."
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"That's right, darling."
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"All right. Bye-bye."
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"That was your mother, Felix."
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"Is Daddy all right?"
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"He's going to be fine."
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"There were no broken bones."
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"But it was very bad of you"
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"to leave a bar of soap"
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"where somebody could fall on it."
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"Yes, sir."
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"You had no business"
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"washing the sidewalk in the first place."
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"But it was dirty."
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"Leaves, gum, hopscotch marks."
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"Don't talk back."
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"You're a nice boy, Felix,"
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"but you're a lot of trouble"
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"to your Mommy and Daddy, you know that?"
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"Getting sent home from kindergarten because you refused"
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"to do your finger painting."
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"I didn't refuse, Grandpa."
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"Felix, you can't do your finger painting with mittens on."
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"But the paint was messy."
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"You're talking back again."
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"Felix, Felix, Felix,"
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"you're a nice little boy."
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"But why do you have to be so gosh darn clean?"
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"If there are two things that nobody likes,"
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"it's a dirty old man and a clean little boy."
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"Can you imagine how tough that was on me?"
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"Not you, that poor old man."
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"( wailing ): What's the use?"
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"I'm hopeless. Hopeless."
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"Oh, Felix, you're not hopeless."
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"Now, come on, whoa."
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"Weird maybe, but not hopeless."
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"Come on, I'll fix you up."
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"Felix Unger is a neurotic."
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"I like weird better."
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"Thank you."
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"Felix, I'm going to calm you down."
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"I'm going to make you a hornet deluxe."
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"A hornet deluxe?"
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"Oh, you're going to flip for this."
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"Sounds like a hamburger for insects."
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"Are you kidding, you're gonna love this drink"
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"I learned to make it in the army. ( sighs )"
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"You get one part vodka, see,"
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"and then you do one part scotch, see."
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"And then you do three parts of malt liquor."
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"And some secret ingredients."
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"This used to relax me in the foxholes."
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"That was when I lived with my ex-wife."
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"I'd rather have cocoa."
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"You can put cocoa in it, too."
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"Nothing hurts this."
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"You'll drink it, you'll relax,"
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"you'll fall asleep,"
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"and then, you'll wake up in the morning"
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"and everything will look brighter."
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"I doubt it."
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"You want it with or without a twist?"
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"What difference does it make?"
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