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Clips from The Jeffersons - Bentley's Problem (S03E03)

"Isn't he the one who gave you a ticket"
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"for parking your van 6 inches too close to a hydrant?"
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"Yeah! That dumb turkey!"
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"Then what makes you think"
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"you can talk him out of pressing charges against Mr. Bentley?"
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"I'll just have to use my personality and charm."
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"Suppose he still insists on going by the book?"
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"Well, I'll just have to stick to the book too."
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"My bankbook."
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"Well, well, well! Look who's here."
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"Officer Rossi!"
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"Come in, come in."
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"Thanks."
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"Mrs. Jefferson."
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"Ah, ain't this a surprise!"
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"How can it be a surprise? Ralph said you wanted to see me."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Weezy, don't just sit there. Get the man a drink."
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"You want a martini... Rossi?"
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"Ha-ha-ha!"
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"No, thanks, Mrs. Jefferson."
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"I never drink on duty."
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"Oh, well, look, let's not waste your valuable time."
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"Tell you why I wanted to see you."
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"As you know,"
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"you and me never really hit it off too good, right?"
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"Right."
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"And it's probably my fault."
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"Right!"
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"And I know you wouldn't be"
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"giving out all those tickets without a reason."
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"That's what I've been telling you."
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"And I just think it's up to us citizens"
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"to improve our relationships with the fuzz."
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"Uh-uh-uh... Police officers."
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"So I have decided to make a donation, on account."
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"On account of what?"
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"On account I never donated before."
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"What kind of a donation?"
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"A big one. For the policeman's ball."
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"I can't accept it."
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"Why not?"
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"Because we haven't had a policeman's ball for years."
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"Oh! That's probably why I never bought a ticket."
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"But if you're looking for a place"
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"where your money can do some good,"
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"there's the police athletic league."
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"That's a good cause."
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"Yeah! Get some of those fat cops back in shape!"
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"That money goes to children, George."
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"Weezy, we'll let Officer Rossi decide where the money goes."
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"How's 100 bucks sound?"
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"Like a drop in the bucket."
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"Takes a lot of money to furnish a new gym,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"Yeah, I know what you mean."
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"Uh, I'll just add four more drops."
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"Hey, that's, uh... That's very nice of you."
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"I hope you'll remember that."
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"I'll get it."
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"Oh, Mrs. Jefferson."
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"Ralph told me Officer Rossi was here."
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"And I've come to apologize."
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"Oh, officer, please, you must..."
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"Get away from me!"
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"But I want you to know... Forget it, Bentley."
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"I got you into this mess, and I just got you out of it."
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"Here's your check, officer."
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"Thanks, Mr. Jefferson."
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"Uh, what did you mean when you said you just got him out of it?"
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"Well, uh, Bentley made a little mistake."
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"I made a big donation."
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"And, uh, everything is square, right?"
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"You trying to bribe an officer of the law?"
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"No! No, nothing like that."
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"Oh, no. Nothing like that."
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"Officer, I feel terrible about what I did this afternoon."
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"So does my jaw."
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"I want to apologize from the bottom of my heart."
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"It is not in my nature to behave that way,"
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"and it will never happen again."
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"You betcha."
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"Nice try, folks."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"The setup."
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"You get me up here,"
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"make a contribution to my favorite charity,"
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"apologize all over the place."
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"Now I'm supposed to do my part and drop the charges, right?"
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"Right!"
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"But, officer, my apology was sincere."
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"Sure it was."
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"Officer, please."
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"Uh, let me tell you something about Mr. Bentley."
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"Harry Bentley is the nicest, kindest, most gentle man"
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"I have ever met."
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"Especially when he's punching out cops."
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"Oh, he would have never done that"
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"if he hadn't been talked into it by some meddling loudmouth."
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"Right, George?"
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"Yeah. Whoever that was."
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"Look, Mrs. Jefferson,"
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"I already signed the desk appearance ticket."
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"So I couldn't drop this now even if I wanted to,"
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"which I don't."
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"But, officer!"
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"You just wasting your breath, Weezy."
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"The last favor Rossi did for anybody"
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"was when he left his wife and kids."
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"What you say?"
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"You heard me!"
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"The only thing you're good for is chasing parked cars."
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"Oh, Mr. Jefferson, please don't get into trouble on my account."
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"Instead of bothering decent citizens,"
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