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Clips from The Jeffersons - Bentley's Problem (S03E03)

"No kidding!"
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"Why ain't you packing?"
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"Because I'm through. Oh."
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"So you see standing before you a black man"
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"who did it on his own without any help from anybody."
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"I am a self-made man."
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"That's nice."
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"Thank you, Florence."
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"I mean, it's nice that you take"
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"all the blame for how you turned out."
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"Don't you have anything to do?"
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"I'm on my coffee break."
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"Then why don't you go drink some coffee?"
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"I don't have to drink coffee on my coffee break."
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"I can do anything I want to."
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"And if I want to waste my time listening to you,"
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"I can do that too."
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"Florence!"
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"But I think coffee would do me more good."
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"You know, I think we made a mistake, Weezy."
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"We should have sent her packing months ago."
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"Say "cheddar"!"
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"Ha! There you are, Mr. J."
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"In just 60 seconds, you'll be smiling up at yourself."
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"Look, Bentley, I don't have time to pause for snapshots."
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"I'm just bringing over my camera."
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"Mrs. Jefferson asked if she could borrow it for your trip."
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"Oh, that's great! Thanks."
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"And thank you for walking on my back this morning."
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"As usual, it did the trick."
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"You have magic feet, Mr. J."
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"Ha-ha! Yeah, I played soul music on your slipped disk."
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"Hey, Weezy, Bentley brought his camera over."
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"Oh, thank you. Are you sure you don't mind?"
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"Oh, not a bit."
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"Just be sure to bring me back"
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"a picture of that dear old Mark Hopkins."
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"Look, Bentley, we won't have time to visit all your buddies."
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"The Mark Hopkins is a hotel, George."
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"I knew that."
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"Yes, four of the most fabulous days of my life."
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"Frisco and Frederica."
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"Ah, Frederica. A girl with a wonderful one-track mind."
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"Oh, Mr. Bentley!"
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"Oh, no! I mean she was crazy about cable cars."
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"We rang the bell all weekend."
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"Hey, this don't look like me."
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"This is some big fat white guy."
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"Oh, that's my finger!"
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"I keep putting it in front of the lens. I'm sorry."
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"Would you like some coffee?"
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"Oh, no, thank you. I've got to go."
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"The Lebanese problem again, I'm afraid."
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"Oh, that would drive me crazy"
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"if I had a job like yours at the United Nations."
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"All those countries arguing and fighting!"
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"Oh, this isn't at the UN. It's downstairs in the garage."
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"In the where?"
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"I'm having a problem again with Mr. Babakian,"
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"the Lebanese gentleman who parks next to me."
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"What kind of problem?"
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"Dings."
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"What's "dings"?"
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"Oh, dings are caused by dunches."
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"Oh, I see."
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"What's "dunches"?"
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"A dunch is... Well..."
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"It's when someone parks too close to you"
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"and when he gets out, he hits your car with his door."
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"Dunch!"
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"Which makes a dent, which leaves a ding."
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"So the dunches' dents have damaged your door with dings."
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"I think she's got it!"
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"You mean this guy keeps hitting your car?"
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"Yes, I've tried phoning him about it,"
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"but he just hangs up on me."
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"So I wrote him a rather nice letter but he never replied."
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"Then there's only one thing left to do."
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"What's that? Take him to Knuckle City."
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"George, that's terrible advice."
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"Oh, I don't think I could do it anyway, Mrs. Jefferson."
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"See, that's what's wrong with you, Bentley. You're too nice."
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"But don't you think problems"
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"should be settled by peaceful negotiation?"
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"Of course I do! That's what I'm saying."
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"You just walk up to Babakian and you say,"
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""Look, stop putting dings in my car.""
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"And if he says no, you put a dunch on his head."
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"I thought a dunch was something you did"
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"with doughnuts and coffee."
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"Ain't you got some last-minute packing to do?"
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"Oh, how nice, Florence. You're going to San Francisco too, eh?"
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"Oh, not me, Mr. Bentley."
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"Only rich bosses get to make them kind of exciting trips."
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"People in lowly positions like me"
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"just have to stay behind and do the scrubbing..."
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"Florence!"
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"Yes, ma'am. I'm packing."
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"And I'm gonna put two bottles of aspirin in for your flight."
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"Flying doesn't give me a headache."
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"I know, but listening to him will."
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"Mr. Bentley, don't listen to George."
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"Violence isn't the answer to anything."
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"All right, look. So you don't have to hit Babakian."
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"Just act like you might hit him."
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"By Jove! I'm going to try that."
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"I'll march angrily up to his door."
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"Good."
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"I'll knock on it very angrily. Good."
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"And then, when he opens the door..."
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"You'll start talking polite again."
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"How did you guess?"
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"Okay, here's what you do."
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"You just write a real tough note"
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"and stick it on his windshield wiper."
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"Oh, good idea!"
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"Something really strong, like,"
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""Dear sir, I wonder if you'd be kind enough"
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"to please refrain from...""
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"If this is the way you guys talk at the United Nations,"
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