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Clips from The Whole Nine Yards

"WHEN YOU GET BACK, OK?"
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"IN THE MEANTIME,"
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"WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME"
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"WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE? LIVE IT UP."
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"[STAMMERS]"
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"WE'LL TALK WHEN YOU GET BACK."
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"IF YOU SAY SO, JIM--[BEEP]"
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"[DIAL TONE]"
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"[VOMITING]"
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"[FLUSHES TOILET]"
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"WELL, ARE YOU GONNA INVITE ME IN,"
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"OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO GO DOWNSTAIRS"
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"AND TELL JANNI'S GUYS YOU'RE BEING IMPOLITE?"
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"JANNI'S GUYS ARE DOWNSTAIRS?"
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"YES, COME IN."
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"I LOVE A MAN WITH MANNERS."
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"JANNI SENT ME TO SEE IF YOU WERE ON THE LEVEL."
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"JANNI'S THE TRUSTING TYPE."
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"SO, DO YOU OR DON'T YOU?"
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"DO I OR DON'T I?"
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"KNOW WHERE MY WAYWARD HUSBAND IS."
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"MRS. TUDESKI--"
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"OH, CYNTHIA, PLEASE."
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"WHY BE FORMAL WITH THE WOMAN YOU'RE ABOUT TO WIDOW?"
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"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND--"
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"WHAT'S NOT TO UNDERSTAND?"
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"YOU WANT YOUR 30 PIECES OF SILVER, RIGHT?"
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"SEE, MY ONLY QUESTION IS,"
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"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THE JOB YOURSELF?"
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"WHY DIDN'T I--"
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"WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL JIMMY"
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"AND TRY TO COLLECT ON THE CONTRACT?"
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"WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR IT?"
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"OR IS YOUR PROBLEM A LITTLE FURTHER..."
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"SOUTH?"
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"HAVE YOU VOMITED RECENTLY?"
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"A MINUTE AGO."
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"I WAS JUST GONNA BRUSH MY TEETH."
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"I'LL WAIT. OK."
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"MRS. TUDESKI..."
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"[WATER RUNNING]"
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"CYNTHIA, NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA."
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"OH, SO YOU JUST HAPPENED TO TRAVEL A THOUSAND MILES"
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"TO RAT JIMMY OUT TO JANNI?"
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"NO. SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY."
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"NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA. IT WAS MY WIFE'S PLAN."
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"SHE WANTED ME TO COME TO CHICAGO AND RAT JIMMY OUT."
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"LOOK, MAYBE IT WOULD BE BEST TO EVERYBODY CONCERNED"
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"IF YOU JUST WENT BACK TO JANNI"
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"AND SAID THAT I'M CRAZY, THAT I'VE GONE NUTS."
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"I'M CHEMICALLY IMBALANCED, YOU KNOW?"
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"I'M WACKO."
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"MAYBE THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING,"
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"BECAUSE..."
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"[GARGLING]"
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"JUST TELL HIM I'M ACTING"
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"EXACTLY THE WAY I'M ACTING RIGHT NOW."
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"BUT YOU DO KNOW WHERE JIMMY IS, DON'T YOU?"
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"LOOK, MRS. TUDESKI,"
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"I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO DIE."
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"AND THAT IS ON THE LEVEL."
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"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
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"WHAT DO IWANT?"
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"I JUST WANT THIS ALL TO END."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"[SNIFFLES]"
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"I AM SO DAMN SCARED."
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"UH, IT'S ROOM SERVICE."
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"BEFORE I VOMITED, I ORDERED SCOTCH."
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"THERE YOU GO."
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"THANK YOU."
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"WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A DRINK?"
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"I'D SAY, "NO ICE, NO WATER, IN A TALL GLASS.""
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"WHAT CAN I SAY? I WAS YOUNG."
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"JIMMY WAS LIKE NO MAN I'D EVER MET BEFORE."
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"YEAH, WELL, HE'S THE FIRST KILLER I'VE KNOWN."
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"THERE WAS NO ONE LIKE HIM AT MY DADDY'S COUNTRY CLUB."
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"LOUSY HUSBAND, THOUGH."
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"CHEATED ON ME CONSTANTLY."
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"SO WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST..."
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"DIVORCE HIM?"
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"JIMMY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DIVORCE."
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"THINKS IT'S A SIN."
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"I KNOW. A HIT MAN WITH MORALS. GO FIGURE."
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"SO, NOW THAT HE'S OUT OF PRISON,"
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"ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER?"
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"YOU MEAN ASSUMING FRANKIE AND JANNI DON'T KILL HIM FIRST?"
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"NO."
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"JIMMY AND I ARE OVER."
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"AND EVEN IF I WANTED TO MAKE ANOTHER GO OF IT--"
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"WHICH I DON'T--"
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"THERE'D ALWAYS BE THAT OTHER THING BETWEEN US."
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"WHAT OTHER THING?"
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"THE FACT THAT HE WANTS TO KILL ME."
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"WHY?"
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"YOU'RE A SWEET GUY."
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"MONEY."
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"OH. ARE--ARE-- ARE YOU...RICH?"
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"THE MONEY LAZLO GOGOLAK GAVE US AS A WEDDING PRESENT."
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"ONLY IT WASN'T A WEDDING PRESENT."
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"LAZLO WAS JUST PARKING THE MONEY WITH US"
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"TO HIDE IT FROM THE FEDS."
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"HOW MUCH WAS IT?"
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"$10 MILLION."
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"[SPITS]"
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"HELL OF A PARKING SPACE."
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"AND THE ONLY WAY ANYONE COULD GET THE MONEY"
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"WAS IF JIMMY AND JANNI AND I ALL SIGNED FOR IT TOGETHER."
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"AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ALL 3 SIGNATURES,"
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"YOU'D NEED 2 SIGNATURES..."
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"AND A DEATH CERTIFICATE."
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"OR ONE SIGNATURE AND--"
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"2 DEATH CERTIFICATES."
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"THAT'S WHY JIMMY WANTS TO KILL YOU,"
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"BECAUSE IF HE KILLS YOU--"
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"AND JANNI, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT JANNI."
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"THEN HE GETS THE MONEY. ALL OF IT."
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"THE WHOLE 9 YARDS."
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