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Clips from The Whole Nine Yards

"YOU ALWAYS THIS NERVOUS?"
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"YES."
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"WELL, LIKE VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING ELSE"
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"THAT'S WRONG IN MY LIFE,"
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"IT ALL STARTED WITH THE LITTLE MISSIS."
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"HEH."
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"SEE, BACK HOME, HER FATHER AND I"
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"RAN A DENTAL PRACTICE TOGETHER."
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"YOU'RE A DENTIST?"
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"AFRAID SO."
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"YOU SUICIDAL?"
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"YOU SEE, NOW, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
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"WELL, I ONCE READ THAT DENTISTS ARE PRONE TO SUICIDE."
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"LOOK, JIMMY, I MAY HATE MY LIFE,"
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"BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO DIE."
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"YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO."
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"Girl: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
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"I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU!"
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"[GIRL LAUGHING]"
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"EVERYBODY DIES."
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"SOONER OR LATER."
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"TULIP?"
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"NO!"
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"SO YOU WERE SAYING YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW..."
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"WELL, IRONICALLY, HE WAS A SUICIDE."
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"STATS DON'T LIE."
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"HE GOT CAUGHT MOLESTING A PATIENT."
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"AN UNDERAGE PATIENT. AN UNDERAGE MALE PATIENT."
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"OH, PLEASE. STOP."
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"I KNOW."
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"SO THIS KID STARTS TO BLACKMAIL HIM, RIGHT?"
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"AND THIS IS THE EXACT SAME TIME"
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"THE IRS DECIDES TO INVESTIGATE HIM FOR TAX FRAUD."
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"SO BIG AARON NEEDS MONEY AND FAST, YOU KNOW?"
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"SO HE GOES TO A, YOU KNOW, A LOAN SHARK,"
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"TAKES OUT A SIZABLE LOAN AGAINST OUR COMPANY,"
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"WHICH I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT, AND THEN PROCEEDS--"
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"TO HIT VEGAS, ATLANTIC CITY, RENO."
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"LOSES ALL THE MONEY"
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"AND STICKS YOU WITH THE BILL."
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"AM I RIGHT?"
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"YOU ARE RIGHT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT."
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"SO, YOU KNOW, AFTER THE ENSUING SCANDAL"
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"AND BANKRUPTCY AND EMBARRASSMENT,"
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"MY WIFE AND HER MOTHER DECIDED IT'D BE BEST"
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"THAT WE MOVE BACK HERE."
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"YOU LIKE LIVING IN CANADA?"
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"NO, I LIVE HERE WITH MY WIFE."
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"YOU SURE YOU'RE A DENTIST?"
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"YEAH. WHY?"
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"'CAUSE I'VE NEVER MET A DENTIST I LIKED."
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"WELL, I TRY TO KEEP THINGS AS PAINLESS AS POSSIBLE."
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"ME, TOO."
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"[TIRES SCREECH]"
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"HEY."
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"IT'S BEEN GOOD."
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"I'M GLAD WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER."
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"YOU KNOW WHAT?"
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"ME, TOO."
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"YOU CAN GO NOW."
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"GREAT."
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"Sophie: OZ!"
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"YES, DEAR?"
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"THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME."
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"THANK GOD I'M HOME?"
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"I HAD AN IDEA."
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"I FIGURED OUT A WAY WE CAN PAY OFF DADDY'S DEBT."
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"YOU'RE GETTING A JOB."
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"NO. NO."
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"OUR NEW NEIGHBOR, YOU SAID THERE WAS A PRICE ON HIS HEAD?"
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"THAT'S YOUR PLAN? YOU'RE GONNA MURDER OUR NEIGHBOR?"
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"HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO."
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"YOU'RE GOING TO CHICAGO,"
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"YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS"
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"WHO IS OFFERING THIS PRICE ON HIS HEAD."
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"JIMMY TUDESKI'S HEAD?"
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"THEN YOU'RE GOING TO TELL THEM YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS"
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"AFTER YOU NEGOTIATE A FINDER'S FEE."
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"A FINDER'S FEE? ON A MURDER CONTRACT?"
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"IS THERE A PROBLEM?"
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"OTHER THAN THE FACT"
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"THAT WOULD MAKE ME A PARTY TO...A MURDER?"
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"BUT HE'S A KILLER. YOU SAID SO YOURSELF."
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"THAT'S ANOTHER GOOD REASON NOT TO DO IT. OK?"
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"AND WHATEVER HE'S DONE, HE'S BEEN TO PRISON,"
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"HE'S PAID HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY."
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"WELL, NOW HE CAN PAY OUR DEBT, TOO."
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"LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY,"
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"BUT I SPENT SOME TIME WITH THE GUY TODAY,"
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"AND HE'S--HE'S PRETTY NICE, YOU KNOW?"
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"AND BESIDES, HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING TO ME."
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"HE CAME ON TO ME. WHAT?"
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"HE CAME ON TO ME!"
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"THAT ANIMAL, HE MADE A PASS AT ME."
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"WHEN?"
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"EARLIER."
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"THIS MORNING, BEFORE YOU CAME HOME."
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"HE SAID YOU GUYS HAVEN'T EVEN MET."
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"WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE,"
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"A CONTRACT KILLER OR YOUR WIFE?"
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"DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT?"
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"NICHOLAS!"
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"OK, OK. LET'S SAY THAT HE DID MAKE A PASS AT YOU."
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"THE GUY'S BEEN IN PRISON FOR 5 YEARS."
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"HE'S DESPERATE. HE'D SLEEP WITH A MEAT GRINDER."
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"YOU PIG! YOU DISGUST ME!"
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"THERE'S A KNOWN KILLER LIVING RIGHT NEXT DOOR"
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"WHO MIGHT SLAUGHTER US IN OUR SLEEP,"
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"AND YOU WON'T EVEN LIFT A FINGER?!"
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"THAT'S RIGHT!"
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"I'M NOT GONNA LIFT A FINGER, BECAUSE THIS IS CRAZY."
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"YOU DO THIS FOR ME..."
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"AND I GIVE YOU YOUR DIVORCE."
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"HMM?"
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"AND IF YOU DON'T DO THIS FOR ME,"
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"I SWEAR, I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE SO DAMN MISERABLE,"
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"IT'LL MAKE THESE PAST FEW YEARS"
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"SEEM LIKE A PLEASURE CRUISE."
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"I ALREADY BOOKED YOUR FLIGHT."
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"YOU LEAVE TOMORROW AT 9 A.M."
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