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Clips from The Whole Nine Yards

"I WOULD HATE TO-- [PULLS TRIGGER]"
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"I WOULD REALLY HATE TO HAVE TO KILL YOU."
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"I WOULD HATE IT."
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"I HATE IT MORE THAN MAYONNAISE."
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"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE MAYONNAISE."
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"YES, I DO."
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"AND BESIDES, TRUST ME,"
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"YOU WANT JANNI GOGOLAK DEAD."
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"NO, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG."
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"I DON'T WANT ANYBODY DEAD."
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"WELL, IF WE DON'T MAKE JANNI GOGOLAK DEAD,"
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"HE'S GOING TO MAKE YOU DEAD."
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"THE GOGOLAKS DO NOT LIKE TO LEAVE WITNESSES"
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"LAYING AROUND."
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"OH, SO NOW HE'S-- DAMN IT, JIMMY,"
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"WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND MOVE IN NEXT DOOR TO ME?"
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"OZ, DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF SOIL"
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"THEY HAVE IN THIS BACKYARD?"
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"I'VE BEEN HER 2 DAYS, AND I GOT LITTLE TOMATO PLANTS--"
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"Sophie: YES. YES. YES."
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"YES! YES. YES!"
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"HEY, WHY'D YOU STOP?"
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"ARE YOU DOING IT TONIGHT?"
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"TONIGHT, WHENEVER. LET'S GO. KICK IT INTO GEAR HERE."
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"FOR 10,000?"
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"WAIT A MINUTE. YOU SAID WE WERE DOING THIS FOR 15."
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"I CHANGED MY MIND."
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"BUT IF YOU THINK I SHOULD GO"
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"AND TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE, THEN--"
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"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."
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"LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE MAKE IT, UH, 12-5?"
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"I CAN LIVE WITH 12-5,"
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"AS LONG AS MY HUSBAND DOESN'T."
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"HE WON'T. I PROMISE."
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"OH, YOU MUST BE--"
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"JILL ST. CLAIR."
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"AND CAN I JUST SAY, MR. FIGUEROA,"
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"THAT I THINK THE JOB YOU DID ON KEVIN VINCENT,"
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"THAT AND THE RONALD ABRAMSON HIT,"
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"THEY WERE BOTH JUST--"
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"THEY WERE-- THEY WERE WORKS OF ART."
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"WELL, I SEE YOU'VE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK."
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"WELL, I KEEP A SCRAPBOOK."
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"Jimmy: FRANKIE."
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"WHAT'S UP, MAN?"
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"HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET OZ?"
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"WE'LL ALL RUN THROUGH THIS ONE MORE TIME,"
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"MAKE SURE WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING."
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"OK. OK."
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"SHE'S A CUTE KID."
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"GOT DEFINITE POTENTIAL."
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"OW!"
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"[CLOCK TICKING]"
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL."
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"YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS SAME CAR."
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"REALLY? NO."
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"ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE."
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"[OBJECT CLATTERS]"
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"EVERYBODY QUIET."
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"[PERSON BREAKS WIND]"
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"GOD, I'M GOING TO LOVE THIS."
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"SO..."
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"NOW WHAT?"
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"NOW WE WAIT UNTIL..."
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"[CLICKS TONGUE]"
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"HE'S ASLEEP."
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"OK."
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"[TIRES SQUEAKING]"
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"SWEET DREAMS, YIMMY."
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"LET'S GET STARTED."
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"WE GOT COMPANY."
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"ANYBODY WE KNOW?"
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"OZ'S WIFE AND SOME GUY."
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"PROBABLY YOUR REPLACEMENT--"
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"THE NEW HITTER."
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"WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW."
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"KEEP AN EYE ON THEM."
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"OK."
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"LOVE THOSE PANTS ON YOU."
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"SO, WHAT IS HE, A BAD GUY, YOUR HUSBAND?"
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"NO."
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"ACTUALLY, EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE HIM..."
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"WHICH MIGHT BE THE THING I HATE MOST ABOUT HIM."
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"ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S GO OVER THIS ONE MORE TIME."
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"WHAT THE HELL FOR?"
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"I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT."
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"IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR WAY YOU WANT HIM TO DIE?"
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"WHAT DO I CARE?"
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"I'M OUT OF THE COUNTRY SHOPPING FOR MY FUNERAL DRESS."
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"HA HA!"
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"HA HA HA."
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"[SNAPS FINGERS] DENTIST, GET THE BLINDS."
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"TODAY."
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"[BLOWS]"
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"OH, GOD. OF ALL THE TIMES..."
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"YOU'RE MARRIED, RIGHT?YES."
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"DOES YOUR WIFE HAVE ANY, UM..."
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"FEMININE PRODUCTS?"
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"YES. YES, SHE DOES."
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"THEY'RE RIGHT THROUGH THERE."
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"I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THEY ARE."
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"[MUMBLES] DON'T BE LONG."
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"DON'T BLONG? DON'T BE LONG."
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"GOTCHA."
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"YOU MAKE A LITTLE NOISE, HE GETS OUT OF BED,"
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"HE COMES TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS,"
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"AND YOU MAKE HIM DEAD, OK?"
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"YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"
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"THE DEAD PART?"
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"THEN YOU RANSACK THE HOUSE A LITTLE BIT,"
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"SO IT LOOKS LIKE A BAD BURGLARY,"
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"AND YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THIS CAR,"
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"AND WE DRIVE LIKE HELL BACK TO NIAGARA FALLS."
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"WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO PAY ME MY OTHER $5,000?"
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"MY MOTHER'S THERE WAITING WITH IT."
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"WELL, WAIT A MINUTE."
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"YOUR MOTHER, SHE KNOWS ABOUT THIS?"
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"MY MOTHER WANTS THIS TO HAPPEN AS MUCH AS I DO."
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