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Clips from Mr. Harrigan's Phone

"-Craig? -It's Craig, yeah."
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"Where are you? It sounds like you're on the other side of the moon."
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"[laughs] I'm actually on my cell phone."
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"Oh no. They're filled with radiation."
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"How may I help?"
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"I was just calling to tell you that your gift, the scratch-off, I won."
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"I won $3,000."
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"Oh, good."
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"Well, one of those things finally paid off."
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"Thank you."
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"Um, it was nice of you to give it to me."
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"It was nothing, you know? Um…"
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"I… I hand them out to friends."
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"Is that all, Craig?"
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"Yeah, I suppose so."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"All right. Merry…"
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"["2080" by Yeasayer playing]"
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"[Billy] Man, being back after a holiday sucks."
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"-What's your hurry, Craig? -Yeah, where are you going?"
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"[Billy] What?"
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"-You're shitting me! -[U-Boat] No."
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"♪ I can't sleep when I think about The times we're living in… ♪"
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"No."
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"♪ I can't sleep when I think about The future I was born into ♪"
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"[Craig] Margie, Billy, and U-Boat all got phones shortly thereafter,"
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"though I had the only iPhone, and Billy and U-Boat had to share a Razer."
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"[bell ringing]"
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"♪ With no Berlin Wall What the hell you gonna do? ♪"
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"♪ It's a new year, I'm glad to be here ♪"
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"♪ It's a fresh spring, so let's sing ♪"
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"♪ In 2080, I'll surely be dead ♪"
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"♪ So don't look ahead, ever look ahead ♪"
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"-♪ It's a new year, I'm glad to be here ♪ -[music fades]"
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"Thanks."
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"Craig, there's something I've been meaning to speak with you about."
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"We've had this arrangement for a long, long time."
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"And it strikes me that you are a far different person now"
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"from who you were when we started."
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"My question is,"
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"why do you continue to come here?"
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"Do you want me to stop?"
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"No, no, no."
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"Then, what?"
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"Surely there are sports clubs and girls"
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"who could better occupy your time."
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"And yet, here you are three days a week."
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"Why?"
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"Is it out of some sense of obligation?"
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"Not at all. No."
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"Well, then, why?"
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"Because I enjoy our time together."
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"[sighs]"
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"Why?"
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"[sentimental music playing]"
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"I come here because I…"
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"I like the smell of your books."
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"I come here because I love our talks. I come here because, when I read out loud,"
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"it gives me a sense of power that I don't have outside of this room."
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"I come here because I want to."
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"I'll see you Thursday."
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"[sentimental music continues]"
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"[TV indistinctly playing]"
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"I know what I wanna do with the lotto money."
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"That money is going into the college fund like we agreed."
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"Well, you said most of it was going into the college fund."
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"How often do I buy things?"
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"-[breathes deeply] -[TV shuts off]"
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"Almost never."
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"Well, I know what I wanna do with the rest of it."
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"-[Craig] Afternoon, Pete. -Afternoon."
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"-[Craig] Hi, Edna. -Hello, boy."
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"[Craig] Thank you."
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"[John] There you are."
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"-Mr. Harrigan, I brought you something. -I don't need anything."
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"Thank you."
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"I appreciate the sentiment."
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"But, no."
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"-I suggest you give this to your father. -He told me you'd say that."
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"A wise man, he."
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"Henry David Thoreau said,"
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""We don't own things. Things own us.""
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"I don't have a television"
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"because if I did, I would spend my time watching it."
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"I have a radio in the car, but I don't have a radio in the house,"
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"even though I like a bit of country and western from time to time."
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"And if I had that, I would waste more time."
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"-Okay, let me just-- -No, no, no."
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"I'm beginning to wish that that scratch ticket had not been a winner."
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"-You see these? -Mm-hmm."
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"These are called icons."
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"This one is for the stock market."
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"I have a subscription to the Wall Street Journal."
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"Right, but the Wall Street Journal can't do this."
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"-Are those numbers in real time? -Yup."
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"Well, they might be a minute or two behind, I guess."
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"I'll be darned."
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"I mean, it's like having your own stock ticker,"
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"like the magnates used to have in their mansions."
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"Yeah. And if you wanna read the Journal or Forbes"
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"or… or anything like that, you can."
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""Barton Instruments announces closings." [groans]"
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"It's not in here."
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"'Cause that's yesterday's."
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"You get it a day late. Everyone does. But this, this is today's."
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"I've been arrogant, Craig."
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"I am going to keep this, after all."
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"For a while anyway."
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"I'm glad."
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"Could you bring me the phone from the desk?"
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"[chuckles] Well, you can use this to call."
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"-Yes? -Yeah."
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"It's what it's mostly for."
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"You just dial the number that you want. Touch it with your fingers."
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"-And you have four bars. -"Bars"?"
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"'Cause of the new cell tower. Never mind."
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"-Is that better? -[Craig] Yeah, that's good."
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"Chick."
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"It's John Harrigan."
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"I have a cell phone now."
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