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"The true value of money"
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"is measured in power."
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"But the boy, Paul, he asked,"
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""Why didn't money save my mama?" or something."
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"And he asked his father if money was cruel."
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"It can be cruel if used properly."
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"-[pensive music playing] -[keys tapping]"
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"[Craig] John Harrigan wasn't well-liked."
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"He'd never been married, never had children,"
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"and had no connection to whatever family he had left."
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"Maybe that's why he seemed so lonely."
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"Maybe he took that loneliness out on others."
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"It was a feeling I understood."
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"[music fades]"
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"[dad] You know, your mom thought that playing the lotto was gambling."
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"If she knew I was letting you work with Harrigan and scratching Red Devils,"
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"she'd roll over in her grave."
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"[dishes clatter]"
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"All right. Go ahead."
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"-Where you going? -Gonna use my lucky dime."
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"[Craig] That was the first."
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"But from that day on,"
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"I could count on four envelopes hand-addressed to me each year."
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"Valentine's Day, my birthday in September,"
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"Thanksgiving, and Christmas."
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"[whimsical music playing]"
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"Zilch."
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"He's a cheapster. Pays you cheap wages. Gives you a cheap bonus."
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"A one-dollar Red Devil ticket from Howie's?"
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"So, what you said earlier about Mom, what does that really mean?"
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"[dad] What?"
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"Roll over in your grave."
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"Oh, um… [chuckles]"
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"It's just an old saying. Um…"
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"I guess it just means once a person has been laid to rest,"
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"they shouldn't worry about things above ground"
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"in the living world."
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"Okay."
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"[young Craig] "'All right, kids,' Rocky said into the microphone.""
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""'A little sprint before the rest of the period.'""
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""'Give,'" he said to the orchestra,"
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"clapping his hands together and stamping on the platform,"
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"keeping time to the music.""
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""In a moment, the customers were clapping their hands together"
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"and stamping too.""
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""We were all milling around in the middle of the floor,"
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"all of us watching the minute hand of the clock,"
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"when suddenly, Kid Kamm, of couple number 18,"
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"began slapping his partner on the cheek.""
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""He was holding her up with his left hand,"
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"slapping her backwards and forwards with his right hand.""
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""But she did not respond. She was dead to the world.""
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"[young Craig, Craig] "She gurgled a couple of times…""
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""…and then slid to the floor.""
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""The floor judge blew his whistle,"
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"and all the customers jumped to their feet, excited.""
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""Customers at a marathon dance do not have to be prepared--""
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"That's enough."
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"[soft piano music playing]"
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"The first time we read this, I didn't quite understand the title."
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"And what does it mean to you now?"
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"Um, that if horses in pain can be put out of their misery,"
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"why can't humans be afforded the same gift?"
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"The gift of death."
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"[exhales sharply]"
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"To nevermore feel pain"
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"or fret"
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"or worry."
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"[Craig] I'd been reading to him three times a week for five years"
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"and only missed once"
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"when I had an achy spring flu."
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"I felt bad about missing because I'd begun to wonder"
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"if our time together was the high point of his week,"
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"giving him something to look forward to, something to live for."
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"["Black Lips" by Veni Vidi Vici playing]"
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"♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪"
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"♪ Who's the greatest of them all? ♪"
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"♪ My man Muhammad… ♪"
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"[Craig] As a rite of passage, all Harlow kids"
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"go to Gates Falls for high school since Harlow doesn't have one."
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"♪ 'Cause I came… ♪"
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"[Craig] Billy Ueberroth's older brother, Mike, or U-Boat, as everybody called him…"
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"[laughs hysterically]"
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"…had already been in the deep end, came out unscathed,"
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"and had agreed to show us the ropes if we paid him."
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"♪ All y'all ♪"
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"♪ People look towards Mecca's way… ♪"
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"Sweet."
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"♪ Sistine Chapel… ♪"
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"Boys and girls, time to show you where the bodies are buried."
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"And stop."
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"Give me your eyes and ears."
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"Dangers lie ahead."
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"Now on your left…"
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"Don't stare. Don't venture over there"
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"unless you're looking for a black eye, lung cancer, or a tattoo."
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"You see, hazing is forbidden at Gates Falls High,"
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"but that doesn't mean it don't happen."
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"["Atlas" by Battles playing]"
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"You're gonna have to steel yourself. Acquire a cold eye and a mean look."
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"Don't take any shit"
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"or your years here will be hell. It's just like prison."
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"-Do your time under the radar. -[loud thud]"
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"[can clatters]"
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"Thanks, U-Boat!"
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"And don't think all this doesn't apply to you, Margie."
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"Those senior girls are mean as pythons."
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"They don't strike at once"
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"but enjoy squeezing the life out of you over the course of the year."
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"Don't ever go in there."
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"Last stop on the tour."
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"The cafeteria. This is where the popular kids hang out."
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"They all have smartphones."
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"Motorola Razer. Samsung table over there in the corner."
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"And that is the Apple table."
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"What…"
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"iPhones just came out. How did they get them?"
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"Because they're the popular kids."
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"We gotta get phones."
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"[bell ringing]"
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