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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees à la Mode (S01E01)

"Your intuition is faultless."
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"We're The Monkees. Typical young people of the year?"
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"Here we come Walkin' down the street"
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"Oh. A-huh. Oh, yes. Of course."
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"The Monkees. Girls, introduce yourselves."
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"Miss Collins, Vassar, sixty-four."
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"Miss Osborne, Bryn Mawr, sixty-three."
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"Miss, uh, de Lessups, Bennington, sixty-two."
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"Mike Nesmith, Eagle Scout, sixty-one."
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"Well, ladies, I leave you to gather all the background data on the boys."
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"Ta-ta."
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"[gibberish]"
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"Where were you born?"
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"In the mythical Far Eastern city of Shanghai."
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"Really?"
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"No, I lied. Burbank."
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"Do you two know any duets?"
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"And you, where did you say you were from?"
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"Well, I didn't say, but I'm from Texas."
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"Texas? Whatever were you doing way out there?"
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"Well, I realize it's probably beyond your scope, but I lived there."
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"You boys have, uh, never made the best dressed list."
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"How do you account for that?"
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"Lousy boots."
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"Now, what did you say your name was? Mr. Nes what?"
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"Mith. Nesmith!"
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"Tell me, Mr. Jones, what do you look for in a girl?"
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"Well, um, uh, it all depends what I've lost. Heh."
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"No. Before I shoot you, I've got to teach"
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"you how to stand. Your posture is horrendous."
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"Thank you."
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"Look, Quasimodo, you've got to improve your posture."
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"What's wrong with my posture?"
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"Stand up against the post. Shoulders back. There, now doesn't that feel better?"
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"No."
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"Why not?"
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"There's a nail in the post."
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"No, no. You've got to learn how to pose."
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"Mm, mm, mm, see the, no, no, no, no, no, no, up,"
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"the arm, arm, up, up. Keep the arm up. Arm up."
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"Hey, wait, wait, wait. Come here. Come here. Is this absolutely necessary?"
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"That's it! That's it! That's it!"
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"Phone call for you, Rob Roy."
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"Huh? Oh, uh, now, don't move; I'll be right back."
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"Now, remember this. Good taste demands that we"
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"know how to combine colors in the things that we wear."
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"Please stop that, because if you don't,"
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"I'm going to have to kill you."
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"Now, pay attention and remember this."
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"Olive socks with black shoes with gray slacks with a blue shirt with a red tie."
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"I get it. Black shirt with a blue tie and a red shirt with a green tie-"
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"No, no, no, no. You're not paying attention."
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"I'll start it from the top again."
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"Blue shirt! Gray slacks!"
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"Blue shirt! Gray slacks! Olive socks!"
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"Blue shirt! Hey, that's pretty. I like that an awful lot."
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"- You stop that! - What, blue shirt."
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"Blue shirt. We'll take it from the top."
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"You pay attention to me and we'll be no more-"
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"Hold it!"
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"How about a plain purple business suit?"
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"Every face that I see"
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"Is all wrapped up in frowns"
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"And unfortunately"
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"It kind of gets me down"
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"Laugh 'Cause the music is funny"
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"Yeah, the bass sounds off-beat Ain't that neat"
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"Laugh (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"When you lose all your money (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"Or you can't find your shoes (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"To cover your feet (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"It's not so hard to see"
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"Exactly what I'm after"
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"Sometimes a tear should fall"
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"But I require giggles and chuckles"
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"Laugh (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"When you're keepin' a secret (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"And it seems to be known (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"By the rest of the world (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"Laugh (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"When you go to a party (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"And you can't tell the boys (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"From the girls (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"Every face that I see"
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"Is all wrapped up in frowns"
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"And unfortunately"
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"It kind of gets me down, yeah, yeah, yeah"
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"Laugh (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"At the things that are wrong (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"If you thinks it's this song (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"Then laugh (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"Then laugh (oh, ha ha ha)"
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"Then laugh..."
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"Madame, I've got the story on The Monkees."
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"Oh, Toby, dear, lovely. Just what I've been waiting for."
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"Oh, I think it captures them just the way they are."
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"Just the way they are, eh? Good."
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"I shall waste no time reading it."
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"I shall definitely waste no time reading it."
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"Rob Roy, Miss Willis has turned in her story on The Monkees."
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"It is accurate, truthful, and completely factual."
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"Is she out to destroy us?"
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"Apparently. I want you to take a crack at it."
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"I anticipated you, Madame."
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"Hm. Devoon."
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"Well, today's the day that the Chic magazine's supposed to come out."
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"Yeah, I wonder what that article has to say."
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"Here's your friendship ring."
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"I wonder what came over her."
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"Hi, Linda."
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"Thought you handled that rather well."
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"Hello? Hey, buddy, good to hear from you."
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"You di-huh? Wh-wh-what do you mean?"
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"Well, you-well, the same to ya!"
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"G- Well, this just"
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"doesn't seem to be our day, does it? Heh heh."
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"What was that?"
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"Maybe it's an ad for a glass factory."
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"No."
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""You guys are no good, you never were any good,"
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