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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Too Many Tonys (S01E01)

Well, it's solid gold. lt belonged to King Tut.

"Well, it's solid gold. lt belonged to King Tut."

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't care if it belonged to-- To--

"l don't care if it belonged to-- To--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain Healey.

"Captain Healey."

I Dream of Jeannie

Call me Roger. l--

"Call me Roger. l--"

I Dream of Jeannie

l came to apologize.

"l came to apologize."

I Dream of Jeannie

You don't have anything to apologize for.

"You don't have anything to apologize for."

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Well, l got to thinking.

"Well, l got to thinking."

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Just because we're good friends, there's no reason why...

"Just because we're good friends, there's no reason why..."

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...l have to be your best man.

"...l have to be your best man."

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And l just wanted to let you know there are no hard feelings.

"And l just wanted to let you know there are no hard feelings."

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Of course not, Roge.

"Of course not, Roge."

I Dream of Jeannie

-lsn't it warm in there? -No, no.

"-lsn't it warm in there? -No, no."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no.

"No, no."

I Dream of Jeannie

That's-- That's new, isn't it?

"That's-- That's new, isn't it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah, it's sort of new, yeah.

"Yeah, it's sort of new, yeah."

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lt looks like solid gold.

"lt looks like solid gold."

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-ls that--? -Yeah, l think it is.

"-ls that--? -Yeah, l think it is."

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'' King Tut sat here.''

"'' King Tut sat here.''"

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Well, you haven't lost your sense of humour.

"Well, you haven't lost your sense of humour."

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Well, look, l probably won't see you before the wedding.

"Well, look, l probably won't see you before the wedding."

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l just wanted to let you know how l felt.

"l just wanted to let you know how l felt."

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Thanks. Thanks, Roge. l don't think there will be a wedding.

"Thanks. Thanks, Roge. l don't think there will be a wedding."

I Dream of Jeannie

You don't think?

"You don't think?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No. No. Well, you know, there are a lot of things to pull together.

"No. No. Well, you know, there are a lot of things to pull together."

I Dream of Jeannie

Sure you haven't had enough of that?

"Sure you haven't had enough of that?"

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No, no, no. l like it. l could stay in here for hours.

"No, no, no. l like it. l could stay in here for hours."

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Well, l guess l won't meet the bride until l get back.

"Well, l guess l won't meet the bride until l get back."

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Well, believe me, if there's a bride, you'll meet her.

"Well, believe me, if there's a bride, you'll meet her."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, best of luck, Tony.

"Well, best of luck, Tony."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thanks.

"Thanks."

I Dream of Jeannie

King Tut.

"King Tut."

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Yeah. Yeah. Jeannie, l'm boiling to death!

"Yeah. Yeah. Jeannie, l'm boiling to death!"

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l am sorry, master. Captain Healey stayed too long.

"l am sorry, master. Captain Healey stayed too long."

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Yeah, he sure did.

"Yeah, he sure did."

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What would you like for a wedding present?

"What would you like for a wedding present?"

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A diamond mine in Africa? The presidency of--

"A diamond mine in Africa? The presidency of--"

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-l know. Monte Carlo. -You know what l'd like?

"-l know. Monte Carlo. -You know what l'd like?"

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-What? -l'd like to be a bachelor.

"-What? -l'd like to be a bachelor."

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l'm not going through with this.

"l'm not going through with this."

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And if l don't, l'm gonna be in terrible trouble.

"And if l don't, l'm gonna be in terrible trouble."

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But, master, it is for your own good.

"But, master, it is for your own good."

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Jeannie, listen. Try to understand this.

"Jeannie, listen. Try to understand this."

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ln the service, the kind of a woman a man marries is very important.

"ln the service, the kind of a woman a man marries is very important."

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''And what does your wife do, Captain Nelson?''

"''And what does your wife do, Captain Nelson?''"

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She's a genie, sir. l put her in a bottle every night.

"She's a genie, sir. l put her in a bottle every night."

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-How will that look on my record? -What are you going to do?

"-How will that look on my record? -What are you going to do?"

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l'm going to Dr. Bellows' office and tell him l've changed my mind.

"l'm going to Dr. Bellows' office and tell him l've changed my mind."

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But....

"But...."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you.

"Thank you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Come in.

"Come in."

I Dream of Jeannie

-May l have a word with you, sir? -l always have time for young lovers.

"-May l have a word with you, sir? -l always have time for young lovers."

I Dream of Jeannie

Do you want some prenuptial advice?

"Do you want some prenuptial advice?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No. That's not exactly what l wanted to talk to you about.

"No. That's not exactly what l wanted to talk to you about."

I Dream of Jeannie

Sit down, captain.

"Sit down, captain."

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lt's about Sunday. Oh, thank you.

"lt's about Sunday. Oh, thank you."

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lt's about Sunday, sir. There's been a change in plans.

"lt's about Sunday, sir. There's been a change in plans."

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You want to get married early Sunday morning.

"You want to get married early Sunday morning."

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't blame you. How's Jeannie?

"l don't blame you. How's Jeannie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, fine. Well, she's not fine.

"Oh, fine. Well, she's not fine."

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Well, the point is, sir, you've only met her once.

"Well, the point is, sir, you've only met her once."

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And, well, you don't know what she's like.

"And, well, you don't know what she's like."

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You're quite wrong, captain.

"You're quite wrong, captain."

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l'm a psychiatrist.

"l'm a psychiatrist."

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l know more about her than you'll ever know.

"l know more about her than you'll ever know."

I Dream of Jeannie

Would you like to bet?

"Would you like to bet?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l pride myself on being a rather keen judge of human nature.

"l pride myself on being a rather keen judge of human nature."

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Human nature. Well, that's not exactly what we're talking about.

"Human nature. Well, that's not exactly what we're talking about."

I Dream of Jeannie

-What? -Well, l mean-- You don't--

"-What? -Well, l mean-- You don't--"

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You don't know about Jeannie.

"You don't know about Jeannie."

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Well, l know she's beautiful. l know she loves you.

"Well, l know she's beautiful. l know she loves you."

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She's intelligent.

"She's intelligent."

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She enjoys cooking and taking care of a home.

"She enjoys cooking and taking care of a home."

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-Would you say that was true? -Oh, yes, yes, yes.

"-Would you say that was true? -Oh, yes, yes, yes."

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She has a lovely, sweet disposition.

"She has a lovely, sweet disposition."

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l'd say you picked the perfect bride, captain.

"l'd say you picked the perfect bride, captain."

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Well, l didn't exactly pick her, sir.

"Well, l didn't exactly pick her, sir."

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You're a lucky man.

"You're a lucky man."

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You don't know how lucky.

"You don't know how lucky."

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Do you know what this is?

"Do you know what this is?"

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This is your medical file.

"This is your medical file."

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l was waiting until it got larger...

"l was waiting until it got larger..."

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...then l was gonna send it to Washington.

"...then l was gonna send it to Washington."

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There are things in here that would curl your hair, captain.

"There are things in here that would curl your hair, captain."

I Dream of Jeannie

But do you know what l'm gonna do with this file?

"But do you know what l'm gonna do with this file?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Now that you're marrying that girl...

"Now that you're marrying that girl..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...there'll be no more incidents.

"...there'll be no more incidents."

I Dream of Jeannie

There'll be no more behaving peculiarly.

"There'll be no more behaving peculiarly."

I Dream of Jeannie

You're gonna stop talking to walls, hearing voices...

"You're gonna stop talking to walls, hearing voices..."

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...and 1 1 6 other things listed here.

"...and 1 1 6 other things listed here."

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Do you know what the greatest thing of all is, captain?

"Do you know what the greatest thing of all is, captain?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, sir.

"No, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm going to start sleeping nights.

"l'm going to start sleeping nights."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, sir. l can't tell you how much l'm looking forward to Sunday.

"Yes, sir. l can't tell you how much l'm looking forward to Sunday."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, anything else, captain?

"Well, anything else, captain?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No.

"No."

I Dream of Jeannie

No. That's about all, sir.

"No. That's about all, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

But if l think of anything, believe me...

"But if l think of anything, believe me..."

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...you'll be the first to know.

"...you'll be the first to know."

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-Master? -Go away.

"-Master? -Go away."

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-Master? -Out!

"-Master? -Out!"

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-Master? -Oh, Jeannie.

"-Master? -Oh, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

What do you want?

"What do you want?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Don't answer that! Don't answer that!

"Don't answer that! Don't answer that!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Are you satisfied?

"Are you satisfied?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Finally, you got me in a corner l can't get out of.

"Finally, you got me in a corner l can't get out of."

I Dream of Jeannie

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. There is a way out.

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute. There is a way out."

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No, master. lf you call off the wedding, you will be in trouble.

"No, master. lf you call off the wedding, you will be in trouble."

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Yes, yes. That's right. So l'm not calling off the wedding.

"Yes, yes. That's right. So l'm not calling off the wedding."

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-You are not? -No. No.

"-You are not? -No. No."

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You are.

"You are."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why would l do a silly thing like that?

"Why would l do a silly thing like that?"

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Because l'm telling you to.

"Because l'm telling you to."

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l'm ordering you to! l'm begging you to.

"l'm ordering you to! l'm begging you to."

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Oh, l cannot.

"Oh, l cannot."

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This wedding is for your own good.

"This wedding is for your own good."

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Jeannie, you'd hate being married to me.

"Jeannie, you'd hate being married to me."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm temperamental, l'm grouchy in the morning...

"l'm temperamental, l'm grouchy in the morning..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...l'm a sloppy-- l'm sloppy!

"...l'm a sloppy-- l'm sloppy!"

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-Look at this place. l'm sloppy. -l know, l know. l adore it.

"-Look at this place. l'm sloppy. -l know, l know. l adore it."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Then you won't call off the wedding? -Of course not, master.

"-Then you won't call off the wedding? -Of course not, master."

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