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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Girls' Night (S02E02)

"Damn it!"
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"Where the hell am I gonna find a new dish?"
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"♪"
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"I feel bad doing this."
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"♪"
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"Why aren't you looking?"
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"It's against my religion to look at the naked back"
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"of a man who's not my relative or my husband."
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"Plus, it's disgusting."
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"Is it gonna hurt?"
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"My mom says when she waxes her legs,"
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"it feels like being stung by a thousand hornets."
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"Then why does she do it?"
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"Because as soon as we hit puberty,"
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"Western culture tells women we're not okay as we are."
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"We must rip out stuff that's supposed to be there,"
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"insert stuff that's not supposed to be there,"
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"and bleach everything visible to the naked eye."
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"Hey, being a man is hard, too."
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"I have to brush my teeth sometimes."
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"I take it back. I don't feel bad anymore."
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"Aah!"
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"Miguel..."
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"my belle."
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"What the hell did you just call me?"
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"No, nothing, bro-ham."
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"Just, uh, taking a little breaky, you know?"
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"A little break-a-rindo."
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"Dog toy."
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"Oh, you got one of those, uh, Zen gardens."
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"I love these things."
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"May I?"
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"Yep. Yeah, more, uh, relaxed already."
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"So, um, I was just wondering--"
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"I'll--I'll get that."
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"Hey, uh, you ever tried those wheat beers?"
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"You know, the one where you put the lemon in there?"
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"I hear they're, uh-- they're pretty tasty."
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"What do you want, bro-ham?"
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"What, are you asking me out on a date or something?"
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"No, no. Uh, well, yeah."
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"Uh, but a guy date-- guy hang, you know?"
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"Just a couple brews, mano a mano,"
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""caliente accione.""
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"Look, I ain't got time for that, okay?"
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"I take care of my father at home."
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"Sure."
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"Now, I need you to clean up all this damn sand"
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"'cause I need 30 minutes of raking every day"
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"so I can relax."
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"I happen to know that Lewis would love"
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"to get out of the house and have a beer."
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"I'll think about it. How about that?"
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"I'll--I'll think about it. - He'll definitely be there."
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"♪ I've got you stuck in my head ♪"
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"Thanks for letting us crash your party."
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"The more, the merrier."
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"You know, a few GN59s ago,"
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"we actually needed a few extra people"
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"and a wheelbarrow to carry D'arcy home."
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"Oh, wait. No."
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"Yeah. I came prepared this time."
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"I might need to make a quick getaway, so..."
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"Hey. Hi. - Hi."
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"- Hi. - Hi, this is my cousin Carlyn."
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"- Hi. Kayla. - Hey."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Are you okay? What happened?"
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"Yeah, is everything okay with Shane?"
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"Yes. Yeah, he's fine."
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"I just needed to get out of the house."
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"Oh, okay, I was worried."
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"Can I just say-- as a mom, I'm with you."
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"Sometimes needing to get out of the house is an emergency."
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"Yes. Yes, thank you."
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"You know, you just need a kid- and a man-free zone."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Amen to that."
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"I mean, I don't have a kid or a man,"
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"but, you know, anecdotal evidence would support that."
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"The town I live in, all the men really suck."
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"My lab supervisor thinks grabbing my buttocks"
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"is one of his job perks."
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"- Ew. - I was really beginning"
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"to think I was never gonna meet a nice guy."
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"Till today, that is."
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"- Wait, you met a guy here? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Today? - In Patience?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - No way. Who?"
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"- Jesus God. - Oh."
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"♪"
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"♪ I've got you stuck in my head ♪"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"You told me that every minute you're not working on the radio"
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"is a minute we all come closer to certain death."
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"I am working on the radio,"
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"but without a diffuser, it will never work."
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"The pony-haired one's cousin"
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"is a scientist in a lab..."
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"that uses portable diffusers."
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"So what?"
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"I know that I am not as pretty as E.T."
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"I do not have his bulbous football head"
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"or his squat corgi legs or his..."
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"platypus feet,"
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"but I can be a charming alien"
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"when I need to be."
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"Mm, mm, mm."
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"♪ When you were here before ♪"
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"So do you come here a lot?"
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"Mm."
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"Of all the gin joints in all the world,"
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"this one is closest to my house."
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"♪"
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"♪ I wish I was special"
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"♪ You're so very..."
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"What is that perfume?"
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"Jergens Intense Moisture Therapy."
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"I did a BM earlier, so I had to wash them."
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"I get acute dermatitis"
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"'cause I scrub them so often in the lab,"
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