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Clips from The Back-up Plan

"I wanted a baby and I thought I had to do it alone."
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"-lt was before I met you. -I don't know what to say."
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"What am I supposed to say:"
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""Congratulations, this is terrific news"?"
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"I made this big decision to do this thing."
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"And then I met you."
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"-I'm sorry. -About what?"
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"Getting pregnant or lying to me about it?"
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"-I didn't lie. -You didn't tell the truth."
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"-Where are you going? -I thought this would be easier."
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"To just disappear at the crack of dawn? Don't I get a say?"
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"You said everything last night."
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"No, I didn't."
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"You left out the part that you had a girlfriend. That was pretty convenient."
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"I don't have a girlfriend."
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"That girl from the Farmers' Market."
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"She's not my girlfriend."
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"She was, but that was a few years ago."
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"Olivia's in my class. We study together."
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"Study what?"
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"I'm a student. I'm still in school. I go at night."
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"-Why didn't you want to tell me? -Because it's embarrassing."
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"You're this incredibly accomplished person and I didn't even finish college."
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"I mean, I got this great life..."
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"...but I'm barely passing economics. You know?"
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"-Where are you going? -Look, let's not drag this out, okay?"
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"I lied to you, you lied to me."
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"We both have other plans..."
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"...and being together is just messing everything up."
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"We should just go our separate ways. Goodbye."
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"So how did you two meet?"
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"We can talk later in your office or whatever."
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"Okay."
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"Well, everything seems right on track."
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"A little blood. Quite normal."
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"You don't have to stay in here if you don't want."
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"I'm fine. I'm good."
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"Now, I'm gonna do an ultrasound. This is how we view the foetus."
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"Oh, you rub it on her stomach."
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"I thought you were gonna put that huge thing--"
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"In her vagina?"
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"It's too early to go through the abdomen, you see."
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"So we have to go through the vagina."
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"Vagina, vagina, vagina."
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"Maybe if I say it often enough, you'll feel a little more comfortable. Vagina."
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"-lt's not working. -Okay."
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"Okay, now, Zoe."
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"With a little bit of luck, we'll see a heartbeat."
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"That's it? That little thing?"
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"-ls everything okay? -Everything is just...."
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"What?"
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"I see another heartbeat."
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"It has two hearts?"
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"No, but you have two babies."
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"Are you gonna leave now?"
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"Because this is more than you bargained for."
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"You know, it's more than I bargained for."
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"But just tell me, okay? So I can be prepared."
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"I just need to sit here, you know?"
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"-Okay. -Okay."
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"-But then are you gonna leave? -Okay, one kid is a lot."
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"Two kids is a posse."
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"I'm just getting used to us as a couple."
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"And now all of a sudden you're having a posse."
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"Are you ready for a posse?"
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"I don't even know if I like kids."
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"Hey, beat it, pal. All right?"
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"Look, I don't want to cause a scene..."
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"...but get your hands out of your pockets..."
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"...and get the hell out of here."
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"No, I'm talking to you, because you're the only pervert..."
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"...with his hands in his pockets at a playground."
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"-I'm not a pervert! -If you don't have kids, get lost."
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"I have kids, okay?"
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"A week ago, I didn't even know she was pregnant..."
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"...and now she's having twins."
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"I just saw the ultrasound. The one that goes inside."
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"I know what you need."
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"How did this happen?"
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"-Just take that off. -This here?"
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"-Yeah. -Oh, man, I'm dizzy."
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"I'm sweaty and dizzy."
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"-That's normal, bro. -ls it? Which one's yours?"
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"-l've got three. -Three?"
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"Yeah, look. That's Charlie right there, and that's Roxy."
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"-See that fellow? -Yeah."
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"That's Mack."
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"He's eating sand."
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"Yeah. By the time you get to the third one..."
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"...you don't worry so much about that stuff."
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"What's it like, the whole kid thing?"
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"It's great!"
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"Except for the lack of sleep, free time..."
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"...sex with my wife..."
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"...buck-naked Fridays in the family room."
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"That's not the answer I was looking for, man. lt's fine."
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"The best way I can describe it is..."
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"...it's awful, awful, awful..."
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"...and then something incredible happens."
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"And then awful, awful, awful."
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"Then something incredible happens again."
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"It's like this all day, every day, man. I feel like I'm drowning..."
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"...like I'm gasping to get my old life back."
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"And then a small moment happens..."
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"...that's so magical..."
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"...so life-affirming that it makes it all worthwhile."
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"This will be the best thing you ever do."
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"Dada!"
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"Hey, son."
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"I guess this would be that moment, huh?"
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"Yeah, this would be it."
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"Hey, what do you have there, son?"
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"Poo-poo."
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"Well, almost."
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"Son, is that cat shit?"
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"No."
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"-That's your shit? -No."
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"This ain't even his shit."
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"Charlie, Roxy, meet me at the bathroom."
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"What did I tell you about playing with other people's shit?"
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